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(MotorTorque)   I like my women how I like my cars; fast and high maintenance... How about you?   (motortorque.com) divider line 90
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2014-08-09 07:48:42 AM  
Like my beer...cold and bitter.
 
2014-08-09 08:37:22 AM  
Like I like my coffee... Put in a burlap sack and transported illegally from central America.
 
2014-08-09 08:47:47 AM  
Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!


i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-08-09 09:18:57 AM  
Still looking for a car with big tits.
 
2014-08-09 09:34:27 AM  
...like my car- foreign and temperamental.
 
2014-08-09 09:35:43 AM  
Like I like my steak,
cut up and in the freezer.
 
2014-08-09 09:37:23 AM  

John Buck 41: Still looking for a car with big tits.


I'd look at early 50's Cadillacs.
 
2014-08-09 09:38:05 AM  
Black and loose, easily filthed.
 
2014-08-09 09:38:42 AM  
When Robert "I wanna piss on you" Kelly first crooned "You remind me of my JeepTM a decade ago, it's clear he'd unwittingly jump-started a revolution.
 
2014-08-09 09:39:26 AM  
Not afraid to let her rear end loose
 
2014-08-09 09:40:15 AM  
The main qualification for the males who wish to sign up for the club is the peener must be underwhelming.
 
2014-08-09 09:41:03 AM  
With one guy bent over her and another guy under her, charging me for getting her tuned up?
 
2014-08-09 09:41:23 AM  
I like my women how I like my cars:
-left for dead on the side of the road
-washed and waxed every week
-with a large monthly payment
-with a deep rumbling exhaust pipe
-under a tarp in the garage
 
2014-08-09 09:41:24 AM  
I like my women like I like my coffee: with BIG TITS!
 
2014-08-09 09:42:16 AM  
Fully electric?
 
2014-08-09 09:47:19 AM  

John Buck 41: Still looking for a car with big tits.


So lots of top end as opposed to low end......torque?


Muted sound system?  Junk in the trunk?  Fat tires?
 
2014-08-09 09:48:40 AM  
Like a rusty old work van.. Utilitarian but vaguely creepy...
 
2014-08-09 09:49:20 AM  
Rented.
 
2014-08-09 09:49:22 AM  
Leased, with someone else paying the monthly
 
2014-08-09 09:49:31 AM  
old and rusty with only hints of its former beauty and performance.
 
2014-08-09 09:49:43 AM  
Like my vodka: direct from Russia over the Internet.
 
2014-08-09 09:51:58 AM  
Let me get the party started.

www.wired.com
 
2014-08-09 09:52:48 AM  
cache.desktopnexus.com
 
2014-08-09 09:54:18 AM  
...serving as an expensive status symbol.
 
2014-08-09 09:54:19 AM  
...8 years old and constantly running ;)
 
2014-08-09 09:55:03 AM  
Licensed by the state with no excessive emissions
 
2014-08-09 09:59:07 AM  
With high clearance and a large bed?
 
2014-08-09 09:59:43 AM  
-borrowed from my best friend
 
2014-08-09 10:01:10 AM  
Well this sound like it's going to be a great site for superficial whores to scoop up their next mealticket. Without sounding bitter and jealous after looking at my boyfriend's car and then myself- reliable and loyal but somewhat rusty and drinks like a diabetic goldfish.
 
2014-08-09 10:02:25 AM  
Like my car? Nothing Works and I keep pouring Money into it!
 
2014-08-09 10:03:32 AM  
full of gas and a spare tire
 
2014-08-09 10:06:35 AM  
-properly lubricated
 
2014-08-09 10:07:19 AM  
-smoking after being driven hard
 
2014-08-09 10:09:50 AM  
Asian?
 
2014-08-09 10:10:05 AM  
...Italian, temperamental, and hard to work on... but I repeat myself
 
2014-08-09 10:16:52 AM  
beautiful and gleaming when I look under the hood
 
2014-08-09 10:20:47 AM  
Like my coffee, dark and bitter.
 
2014-08-09 10:22:34 AM  
The fark is a super-car?

Because unless they fly or can haul a locomotive engine with a sedan chassis or something, or everyone illogically starts mistaking them for a bicycle when you re-frame the headlamps, I suspect the term is being rather blatantly mis-used here.
 
2014-08-09 10:25:18 AM  
Convertable. Wait, topless. Let's go with topless.
 
2014-08-09 10:26:22 AM  

Jim_Callahan: The fark is a super-car?

Because unless they fly or can haul a locomotive engine with a sedan chassis or something, or everyone illogically starts mistaking them for a bicycle when you re-frame the headlamps, I suspect the term is being rather blatantly mis-used here.


Typically any car with better performance and higher price tag than a BMW M5.  The M5 is the precise line between super car and all others.
 
2014-08-09 10:27:00 AM  
... to have had no more than one previous owner.
 
2014-08-09 10:32:46 AM  
I had a C5 corvette before I met my wife, this headline is 'yes'
 
2014-08-09 10:32:57 AM  

NutWrench: I like my women like I like my coffee: with BIG TITS!


LOL
 
2014-08-09 10:33:20 AM  
Big enough that I need a CDL to operate her.
 
2014-08-09 10:33:27 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: Jim_Callahan: The fark is a super-car?

Because unless they fly or can haul a locomotive engine with a sedan chassis or something, or everyone illogically starts mistaking them for a bicycle when you re-frame the headlamps, I suspect the term is being rather blatantly mis-used here.

Typically any car with better performance and higher price tag than a BMW M5.  The M5 is the precise line between super car and all others.


As an M5 owner, I can agree with this statement.
About to drive my near super-car to the grocery store.

/E39 the last pure driver's M5.
 
2014-08-09 10:36:10 AM  
Well this is clearly a way to scam rich boring old men out of money.

That doesn't really bother me.  In fact, I approve!
 
2014-08-09 10:37:17 AM  
Like my coffee and/or beer: tall, black and bitter.
 
2014-08-09 10:37:27 AM  
At least when you fill up the car every other day, something annoying doesn't pop out 9 months later...
/the annoying thing has been coming out since buying the car
 
2014-08-09 10:37:42 AM  
www.gotceleb.com
Watched this clunker of a movie because I like the kid from Breaking Bad, and thought, ohhhh it's that girl from 28days later, she turned into way above the british hot curve.
 
2014-08-09 10:39:17 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: Typically any car with better performance and higher price tag than a BMW M5.  The M5 is the precise line between super car and all others.


Ah, so 'super' in the sense that a bodybuilder is 'superhuman', in that they can do a specific task about twice as well as other reasonably healthy people by spending about 1000x the time and effort, at the expense of other, more practical things that most non-bodybuilder people can do significantly better?

Hm... yeah, I'm cool with all the people that think that adds up to 'super' being off on different dating sites than I might potentially use, I think.
 
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