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(The Daily Caller)   ISIS wants to "raise flag of Islam over the White House." Um, guys, you're six years too late   (dailycaller.com) divider line 214
    More: Asinine, White House, Isis, ISIS VICE Media, President Obama, Islamic Caliphate, Raqqa, ISIL, Levant  
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2014-08-09 08:22:49 AM  
Great headline subby. Bravo!
 
2014-08-09 08:26:59 AM  
www.mematic.com

/hot
//bravo subby
 
2014-08-09 08:38:14 AM  
I chuckled.
 
2014-08-09 08:58:12 AM  

ekdikeo4: www.mematic.com

/hot
//bravo subby


Who is that and why is Poe in the background?
 
2014-08-09 09:08:28 AM  
Headline by Anne Coulter.
 
2014-08-09 09:18:58 AM  
That headline made me islamic
 
2014-08-09 09:19:47 AM  
Subby, I want to buy you a whore.
 
2014-08-09 09:20:27 AM  
You'll be entering the... Danger Zone.
 
2014-08-09 09:24:28 AM  
They obviously know nothing of the well armed redneck extremists that would enjoy having them make that attempt.
 
2014-08-09 09:24:34 AM  

farkeruk: You'll be entering the... Danger Zone.


They're bringing back ISIS next season. Another show might find that awkward.
 
2014-08-09 09:25:17 AM  
I think the odds of the White House being overrun by ISIS are about on par with every atom that makes up the Earth spontaneously ceasing to exist due to quantum fluctuations.
 
2014-08-09 09:25:35 AM  
I'm not sure if obama is muslim, doesn't seem to devoted to anything besides himself.
I think he's just your average narcissistic sociopath.

ISIS  is probably to busy ducking drones right now to raise anything anyway
 
2014-08-09 09:26:37 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They obviously know nothing of the well armed redneck extremists that would enjoy having them make that attempt.


Like I said in the other thread, if there is one thing that rednecks with guns love, it is muslims that want to persecute Christians.
 
2014-08-09 09:26:51 AM  
Subby forgot the Great Commandment:   Thou shalt never remind US about Barack Hussein Obama's Muslim heritage and Islamic roots.


/Head exploding outrage to follow below
 
2014-08-09 09:27:15 AM  

verdigris1: ISIS  is probably to busy ducking drones right now to raise anything anyway


I think they are raising their orders of depends
 
2014-08-09 09:27:17 AM  

Mugato: farkeruk: You'll be entering the... Danger Zone.

They're bringing back ISIS next season. Another show might find that awkward.


Do you want Archer references? Because that's how you get Archer references.

/yay
//hot like pillbo
 
2014-08-09 09:31:04 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They obviously know nothing of the well armed redneck extremists that would enjoy having them make that attempt.


That's not very comforting.
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-09 09:33:25 AM  

SauronWasFramed: Subby forgot the Great Commandment:   Thou shalt never remind US about Barack Hussein Obama's Muslim heritage and Islamic roots.


/Head exploding outrage to follow below


Ever consider the possibility that subby is a Libbylib making fun of the whole "Fartbama's a Muzzie" thing?

No, of course you didn't.

/not subby, but awards subby two whole internets
 
2014-08-09 09:34:55 AM  
I want to point out that this is why people are wrong when they say "the terrorists have won." Militant groups like ISIS and Al-Qaeda don't have an end goal of making airports a slightly shiattier experience. They want an overthrow of America, the destruction of Israel, and a single world wide Islamic government. They've never come anywhere close to those goals. Terrorists are people who use violence because they don't have any real power to change the world and over the long term even violence doesn't keep them from being powerless.
 
2014-08-09 09:36:43 AM  
ISIS, lads, those aren't drones that are pounding the piss out of you.  Those are piloted aircraft making express overnight delivery of metal to your positions,  Now then, you want our soldiers?  No, you really don't want our soldiers.  STFUAHANC (Shut the fark up and have a nice caliphate).
 
2014-08-09 09:38:41 AM  

baka-san: ekdikeo4: www.mematic.com

/hot
//bravo subby

Who is that and why is Poe in the background?


That's the cabinet meeting where they passed Poe's law.
 
2014-08-09 09:40:56 AM  

odinsposse: I want to point out that this is why people are wrong when they say "the terrorists have won." Militant groups like ISIS and Al-Qaeda don't have an end goal of making airports a slightly shiattier experience. They want an overthrow of America, the destruction of Israel, and a single world wide Islamic government. They've never come anywhere close to those goals. Terrorists are people who use violence because they don't have any real power to change the world and over the long term even violence doesn't keep them from being powerless.


This. The logos of Coke, KFC, and McDonalds will fly over Islam long before the Crescent flies over the White House.
It is truly the Islamists who have lost - they pretty much lost before they even started fighting.
 
2014-08-09 09:41:34 AM  

odinsposse: I want to point out that this is why people are wrong when they say "the terrorists have won." Militant groups like ISIS and Al-Qaeda don't have an end goal of making airports a slightly shiattier experience. They want an overthrow of America, the destruction of Israel, and a single world wide Islamic government. They've never come anywhere close to those goals. Terrorists are people who use violence because they don't have any real power to change the world and over the long term even violence doesn't keep them from being powerless.


Most of America's terrorist-related wounds are self-inflicted anyway.
 
2014-08-09 09:42:32 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 09:43:36 AM  
A religion can have a flag now? Huh. I learned something new today.
 
2014-08-09 09:44:23 AM  
And I want Mecca to be jammed with gay discos, porno theatres, barbecue joints and Walmarts.
 
2014-08-09 09:45:43 AM  

Gulper Eel: And I want Mecca to be jammed with gay discos, porno theatres, barbecue joints and Walmarts.


Be patient, and live another 30-50 years.
 
2014-08-09 09:46:24 AM  

Jakesta: A religion can have a flag now? Huh. I learned something new today.


Several churches around here have some kind of silly church or cross flag they fly.
 
2014-08-09 09:46:43 AM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x600]


PROOF!!!
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 09:47:01 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-09 09:47:11 AM  
Apparently someone forgot the complete and utter ass raping that Iraqi forces got the last two times we rolled in against them. It only went bad when we started to try and help them get back on their feet. We are good at killing people in uniforms and breaking their toys which is why the radical fundie Islamists tend to not wear them and try to blend in with the civilian population when the shooting starts (which in and of itself is a war crime).
 
2014-08-09 09:47:29 AM  

Gulper Eel: And I want Mecca to be jammed with gay discos, porno theatres, barbecue joints and Walmarts.


www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-08-09 09:49:22 AM  
I saw the video of this ISIS guy saying that yesterday and thought "Every farkin' redneck wingnut on the planet will be making the '6 years too late' joke all weekend long and thinking they're farking comic geniuses.
 
2014-08-09 09:50:15 AM  

Jakesta: A religion can have a flag now? Huh. I learned something new today.


Green background with a crescent moon. Taken from Islam's roots with moon-worshipers.
 
2014-08-09 09:50:36 AM  
 
2014-08-09 09:50:36 AM  
No kidding!
 
2014-08-09 09:50:55 AM  
Building a minaret near the White House would garner a lot more support.
 
2014-08-09 09:51:31 AM  

jso2897: odinsposse: I want to point out that this is why people are wrong when they say "the terrorists have won." Militant groups like ISIS and Al-Qaeda don't have an end goal of making airports a slightly shiattier experience. They want an overthrow of America, the destruction of Israel, and a single world wide Islamic government. They've never come anywhere close to those goals. Terrorists are people who use violence because they don't have any real power to change the world and over the long term even violence doesn't keep them from being powerless.

This. The logos of Coke, KFC, and McDonalds will fly over Islam long before the Crescent flies over the White House.
It is truly the Islamists who have lost - they pretty much lost before they even started fighting.


Which is why the waring.
Fools, if they want to run a country, I'd be happy to replace the Congresscritters dedicated to stopping the country instead of running it with them.
They have no concept of what they ask for.
 
2014-08-09 09:52:20 AM  

Mad Scientist: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They obviously know nothing of the well armed redneck extremists that would enjoy having them make that attempt.

That's not very comforting.
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Them's the militia.  Don't worry, they ain't gettin' the TV.
 
2014-08-09 09:53:24 AM  
The reason you are told to hate Islamic fundies is they refuse to let the bankers tell them what to do.  As a matter of principle they do not recognize the modern banking system.  This is a problem that must not happen anywhere on the globe.
 
2014-08-09 09:53:30 AM  

jso2897: Gulper Eel: And I want Mecca to be jammed with gay discos, porno theatres, barbecue joints and Walmarts.

Be patient, and live another 30-50 years.


30-50 years!  Patient my ass!  I'm going to turn 64 on Tuesday, man, lets pick up pace.

/You know, just for me.
 
2014-08-09 09:55:30 AM  

jso2897: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x600]

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You like stroking it to "proof"?  Er...uh...okay.  Here's some more for you

i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 09:59:14 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: The reason you are told to hate Islamic fundies is they refuse to let the bankers tell them what to do.  As a matter of principle they do not recognize the modern banking system.  This is a problem that must not happen anywhere on the globe.


Been running the car with the garage door down again, huh?  Didn't we tell you not to do that?

/I know it's a troll.
 
2014-08-09 10:00:10 AM  

trappedspirit: jso2897: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x600]

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Quite the rogue's gallery.
Take a good look America. These are the faces that lie to your face for money.

You might want to learn a lesson and avoid this zhit in the future.
But, until you get off of your ass and take over the primaries, this is what you get.
 
2014-08-09 10:00:35 AM  
Ha ha, he he... what a way to wake up!

\excellent headline subs
 
2014-08-09 10:00:44 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: The reason you are told to hate Islamic fundies is they refuse to let the bankers tell them what to do.  As a matter of principle they do not recognize the modern banking system.  This is a problem that must not happen anywhere on the globe.


That and the slaughtering of thousands of innocent people
 
2014-08-09 10:01:23 AM  

trappedspirit: jso2897: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x600]

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i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 10:03:03 AM  

snocone: trappedspirit: jso2897: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 800x600]

PROOF!!!
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You like stroking it to "proof"?  Er...uh...okay.  Here's some more for you

[i141.photobucket.com image 800x643]

Quite the rogue's gallery.
Take a good look America. These are the faces that lie to your face for money.

You might want to learn a lesson and avoid this zhit in the future.
But, until you get off of your ass and take over the primaries, this is what you get.


Perhaps. But you can't dispute the fact that every last one of them is standing in front of fabric.
And you have to respect the commitment that represents.
 
2014-08-09 10:03:31 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard.  Well done.
 
2014-08-09 10:03:46 AM  

Jakesta: A religion can have a flag now? Huh. I learned something new today.


I... actually guess you don't really deserve to be made fun of for this particular dumb comment, I suppose schools in English-speaking nations tend to be a bit sketchy on that segment of history.

Islam originated as the state religion of a warlord (Muhammad) that conquered a chunk of the Arabian peninsula and then expanded under the resulting dynasty.  It had all the normal contemporary trappings of a secular state for the time (generally house colors and banners, rectangular flags are derived form naval ensigns and generally relics of the imperial age 800+ years later) basically up through the fall of the Ottoman meta-state.  Historically it'd be quite reasonable for the religion to claim a flag, originally the solid black or white standards of the early Caliphs but more recently the star and crescent of the Ottoman Caliphate which ostensibly also represented Islam as a whole.
 
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