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(NBC News)   Just how stuck is a woodchuck stuck if a woodchuck could get stuck?   (nbcnews.com) divider line 29
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2014-08-09 10:06:48 AM  
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2014-08-09 11:29:42 AM  
Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.
 
2014-08-09 11:35:16 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.


Why would you kill it? It's still going to have to be removed. You can't just have a dead woodchuck head sticking out of a grate.
 
2014-08-09 11:37:40 AM  

BlousyBrown: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Why would you kill it? It's still going to have to be removed. You can't just have a dead woodchuck head sticking out of a grate.


Ta da! Band name.
 
2014-08-09 11:38:11 AM  
www.jeffcubos.com
 
2014-08-09 11:39:31 AM  

BlousyBrown: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Why would you kill it? It's still going to have to be removed. You can't just have a dead woodchuck head sticking out of a grate.


Leave the head as a lesson to the rest of the whistle pigs. Stay out of my town and my farking garden.
 
2014-08-09 11:40:53 AM  
He would be as far stuck in woodchuck muck as a woodchuck without luck.
 
2014-08-09 11:43:02 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.


Because it's funnier to get it loose and then endlessly mock it and laugh at it to hurt its feelings.

He'll be so embarrassed he'll never want to show his face in town again.
 
2014-08-09 11:46:08 AM  

strangeluck: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Because it's funnier to get it loose and then endlessly mock it and laugh at it to hurt its feelings.

He'll be so embarrassed he'll never want to show his face in town again.


Lol
 
2014-08-09 11:47:22 AM  

phenn: BlousyBrown: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Why would you kill it? It's still going to have to be removed. You can't just have a dead woodchuck head sticking out of a grate.

Ta da! Band name.



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2014-08-09 11:53:29 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.


Because not everyone is an asshole like you and have regard for other living things?
 
2014-08-09 11:55:22 AM  
Repeat?
www.theasc.com
/repeat?
//repeat?
///rinse
 
2014-08-09 11:56:44 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.


Here here.

Don't blame me, they started it.
 
2014-08-09 11:57:23 AM  
Didn't this just happen in New York with a squirrel and a manhole cover?
 
2014-08-09 12:05:20 PM  

abhorrent1: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Because not everyone is an asshole like you and have regard for other living things?


They are a destructive pest. That's why I can't pity the thing.
 
2014-08-09 12:23:18 PM  
Heel him down the drain.
 
2014-08-09 12:50:44 PM  
He was on his way to pick some peppers.
 
2014-08-09 12:51:37 PM  
How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
 
2014-08-09 12:54:38 PM  
strangeluck:

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Because it's funnier to get it loose and then endlessly mock it and laugh at it to hurt its feelings.

He'll be so embarrassed he'll never want to show his face in town again.


Won't work. They have no shame whatsoever. One of the ones here undermined a wall and buried a lawnmower making it's den, then dug out the opposite wall of the stable pretty much just because.
 
2014-08-09 12:58:47 PM  
i have not openly laughed at a headline in days. i dont even give a fark what it's about. rolflmao
 
2014-08-09 01:00:18 PM  
haha
 
2014-08-09 01:03:13 PM  
Incredibly high quality video taken with one of these:

www.digitaltrends.com
 
2014-08-09 01:15:52 PM  

BlousyBrown: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Why free the thing? Since it's already trapped kill the bastard.

Why would you kill it? It's still going to have to be removed. You can't just have a dead woodchuck head sticking out of a grate.


You could heel it like a turd.
 
2014-08-09 01:32:14 PM  
If you use the right kind of glue....pretty blasted stuck.
 
2014-08-09 03:06:15 PM  
Woodchucks also like hanging out by the ole swimming pool ...

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-09 05:58:57 PM  
It's coming right for us!

catandsean.org
 
2014-08-09 09:25:31 PM  
I know people who would look at that and figure out which golf club to use.

/ these people are not my friends
// had one acquaintance saw a rabbit sticking his head up, he kicked the head downfield
/// made a point to never see him again.
 
2014-08-10 12:09:09 AM  

MBooda: Repeat?

/repeat?
//repeat?
///rinse


Don't drive angry.
 
2014-08-10 04:13:32 PM  
Yeah, I would also help it out with my heel. If you have ever had a garden, you hate these things. Also, because we have chased off the coyotes and many foxes in my area, they are breeding unchecked.
 
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