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(YouTube)   She's 19. She's Italian, Spanish and Venezuelan. She's hot... and she plays a kick-ass cover of Rush's YYZ on bass   (youtube.com) divider line 51
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2014-08-09 12:53:10 AM  
*Geddy Lee shakes fist angrily*
 
2014-08-09 01:19:29 AM  
She might be the hottest thing I have ever seen  but if I have to listen to Rush to find out, I'll never know
 
2014-08-09 02:06:21 AM  
The hell kind of awful processing was that thing ran through?
 
2014-08-09 02:22:11 AM  
Want to be taken seriously as an artist? cover your tits up and lay off the make-up trowel
 
2014-08-09 02:25:00 AM  

Stantz: Want to be taken seriously make a lot of money as an female artist? show your tits up and lay take off the make-up trowel more clothes.

/fixed
 
2014-08-09 02:27:12 AM  

chitownmike: She might be the hottest thing I have ever seen  but if I have to listen to Rush to find out, I'll never know


Here ya go:

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net


Stantz: Want to be taken seriously as an artist? cover your tits up and lay off the make-up trowel


Every current female pop star in the world laughs at your advice.
 
2014-08-09 02:34:17 AM  

fusillade762: chitownmike: She might be the hottest thing I have ever seen  but if I have to listen to Rush to find out, I'll never know

Here ya go:




Stantz: Want to be taken seriously as an artist? cover your tits up and lay off the make-up trowel

Every current female pop star in the world laughs at your advice.


Ok, she's hot. I wouldn't not fark her for having bad taste in music. Thanks
 
2014-08-09 02:41:50 AM  
I dunno - I think her Italian genes are covering up her hot Venezolananess.  She's hot by Italian standard, but ugly by Venezuelan ones.

And that's nice that she can mimic Geddy Lee, but seriously I think I actually own the album that this is from.  I haven't pulled it out in years and I don't need to hear someone else do it.
 
2014-08-09 02:52:49 AM  
 
2014-08-09 03:45:53 AM  
 
2014-08-09 04:06:44 AM  
After finally ignoring her tits, I gave it a real listen. She can play it, but not that well.
 
2014-08-09 04:33:39 AM  
She might get a few jobs playing Bar Mitzvahs with her cover band but she shouldn't expect to get those coveted company Christmas party gigs at the Hyatt.
 
2014-08-09 05:08:40 AM  
Now imagine what she could do with your penis!?!

cdn.idolator.com

You may say that I'm a creamer... but I'm not the only one.

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-09 05:26:59 AM  

chitownmike: Ok, she's hot. I wouldn't not fark her for having bad taste in music. Thanks


You're trying so hard.  It's very cute.
 
2014-08-09 06:35:38 AM  

Fark You I'm Drunk: After finally ignoring her tits, I gave it a real listen. She can play it, but not that well.


I think she's got all the individual sections down pretty well, but the timing especially on the rests, is pretty suspect.

On the other hand, I've been playing off and on (mostly off) for more than 20 years, and I can't come anywhere close to that.  Then again, I don't practice any Rush at all.
 
2014-08-09 06:57:35 AM  
Why do they not allow videos on mobile devices? What does that do for them?
 
2014-08-09 08:33:31 AM  
 
2014-08-09 08:41:46 AM  
Approves:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-09 09:32:44 AM  
k32.kn3.net

Is that an anti-shoplifting tag on the suit? Classy.
 
2014-08-09 09:50:09 AM  

chitownmike: Ok, she's hot. I wouldn't not fark her for having bad taste in music. Thanks


Did Geddy Lee touch you in your no-no place or something?
 
2014-08-09 10:00:15 AM  

Pentaxian: Is that an anti-shoplifting tag on the suit? Classy.


Well, it sure isn't an anti-photoshopping tag.
 
2014-08-09 10:18:37 AM  

chitownmike: fusillade762: chitownmike: She might be the hottest thing I have ever seen  but if I have to listen to Rush to find out, I'll never know

Here ya go:

Stantz: Want to be taken seriously as an artist? cover your tits up and lay off the make-up trowel

Every current female pop star in the world laughs at your advice.

Ok, she's hot. I wouldn't not fark her for having bad taste in music. Thanks



Let me guess..you only listen to obscure hipster or "indy" music or crap done by a machine that takes no talent.... so you can tell everyone how great your knowledge / taste in music is??
Shocking that you would hate a band that has talent and actually writes and plays their own music and don't pander the what's trendy.
 
2014-08-09 10:40:21 AM  

Bartman66: Let me guess..you only listen to obscure hipster or "indy" music or crap done by a machine that takes no talent


Exactly. There are precisely two kinds of music. Rush and hipster or "indy" music or crap done by a machine that takes no talent

/ Rush is boring
// I knew that when I was a teenager and Rush was popular
 
2014-08-09 10:45:45 AM  
What, no one criticizing how she's holding her right hand? Because if there's one thing I've learned from bass threads, it's that bass players never hold their strumming hand correctly.
 
2014-08-09 11:24:26 AM  
I'd Xanadu'er.
/all I got
 
2014-08-09 11:40:41 AM  
Not bad, but if you listen to it without looking at it, it's right at the edge of her talent and execution. I think what baffles me more than that tarted-up look of her body is that tarted-up Music Man. It looks like the countertop in the en suite bathroom of a cocaine lord in the early '80s.
 
2014-08-09 11:54:02 AM  
Bonus: her singing voice is lower than Geddy's too.
 
2014-08-09 12:30:38 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: What, no one criticizing how she's holding her right hand? Because if there's one thing I've learned from bass threads, it's that bass players never hold their strumming hand correctly.


Hell...she's not using a pick, so she's all good ;)
 
2014-08-09 02:22:17 PM  
I thought subby said she was hot...
 
2014-08-09 02:35:11 PM  
all you people calling her "not hot" are a bunch of sharp knees snobs
i2.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 02:42:39 PM  

Pentaxian: [k32.kn3.net image 640x640]

Is that an anti-shoplifting tag on the suit? Classy.


Removing them in store fitting rooms is generally frowned upon by security.
 
2014-08-09 04:26:16 PM  

toyotaboy: all you people calling her "not hot" are a bunch of sharp knees snobs
[i2.photobucket.com image 182x202]


What does her attractiveness level have to do with her playing bass? I think it is sad that it has to be included in the headline, much less that it has to be argued.
 
2014-08-09 05:19:23 PM  
www.2112.net

"It's Y-Y-Zed!"
 
2014-08-09 07:11:08 PM  
She doesn't make the song any less wanky
 
2014-08-09 07:26:00 PM  
RUSH geeks make me laugh.

I so love meeting bassists and drummers who worship RUSH.

Every single time this is what happens.....

so....you guys are so into RUSH, huh?

"Yeah"

You guys ever heard "RED" by King Crimson?

"Uh....no"

Check it out.


.......a week later:


"Dude, you totally changed my life"
 
2014-08-09 07:41:15 PM  
Here's another cute 19 year old bassist. Along with two other cute musicians.  They are all teenagers.  Except for the creepy drummer dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S6SYrticcs
 
2014-08-09 07:59:52 PM  
Waldo Pepper

no.

RUSH geeks think that "YYZ" and "Strangiato" ...etc... is the final word on "Prog" instrumental jamming.
When they hear "Red" by KING CRIMSON they learn the truth.

NOT knocking RUSH but Rush fans are usually dumb tards. Every RUSH fan I have ever met is usually pretty ignorant. They love Rush and only Rush. They are like Stephen King fans. They worship their one chosen icon and no others. No Rush fan I know also listens to ZAPPA. AMON DUUL, KING CRIMSON ...etc
 
2014-08-09 08:34:23 PM  

jaytkay: Rush is boring


So then, what you meant to say was, "I don't like Rush," not, "Rush is bad".  Thanks for clearing that up; hopefully you'll say it right the next time.
 
2014-08-09 08:37:29 PM  

craigdamage: RUSH geeks make me laugh.

I so love meeting bassists and drummers who worship RUSH.

Every single time this is what happens.....

so....you guys are so into RUSH, huh?

"Yeah"

You guys ever heard "RED" by King Crimson?

"Uh....no"

Check it out.


.......a week later:


"Dude, you totally changed my life"


Most actual rock musicians will already appreciate both, so I doubt you've ever had this actual conversation in your life.  (Before you protest, note the qualifier, "actual rock musicians".  Those 16-year-olds just getting started wanking on an instrument, more than three-quarters of whom won't pursue the instrument after high school, don't count.)
 
2014-08-09 08:41:00 PM  

craigdamage: NOT knocking RUSH but Rush fans are usually dumb tards. Every RUSH fan I have ever met is usually pretty ignorant. They love Rush and only Rush. They are like Stephen King fans. They worship their one chosen icon and no others. No Rush fan I know also listens to ZAPPA. AMON DUUL, KING CRIMSON ...etc


Don't know that I'd paint "most Rush fans" with the same brush, but I do know a couple of guys like this, and I agree it's unfortunate so I won't argue with you too hard.  What I would say is:  so what?  That has nothing to do with anything when we're talking about appreciation of Rush and their music.  If you're letting some fans attitudes dictate what you think of the band (not talking about you, just talking generally), you're as bad of a music critic as the people you're making fun of.  An objective assessment of Rush doesn't include irrelevant factors like that.
 
2014-08-09 09:28:08 PM  
She's pretty, sems like a solid player, dissapointed she was not showing more flesh like i was led to beleive by some previous comments here.
 
2014-08-09 10:58:56 PM  

craigdamage: No Rush fan I know also listens to ZAPPA


Nice to meet you.  Apostrophe is one of my favorites and I love Rush! (Says the ex-hippie Deadhead)
 
2014-08-09 11:19:45 PM  

Pentaxian: [k32.kn3.net image 640x640]

Is that an anti-shoplifting tag on the suit? Classy.


I'd tag it.
 
2014-08-09 11:23:13 PM  

craigdamage: Waldo Pepper

no.

RUSH geeks think that "YYZ" and "Strangiato" ...etc... is the final word on "Prog" instrumental jamming.
When they hear "Red" by KING CRIMSON they learn the truth.

NOT knocking RUSH but Rush fans are usually dumb tards. Every RUSH fan I have ever met is usually pretty ignorant. They love Rush and only Rush. They are like Stephen King fans. They worship their one chosen icon and no others. No Rush fan I know also listens to ZAPPA. AMON DUUL, KING CRIMSON ...etc


Any band that is more well known than the rest in their general genre has that happen to them. There would be a difference between fans of Prog Rock that like Rush and hardcore fans of Rush. Just as I am sure there are fans of thrash metal that still listen to Metallica versus hardcore Metallica fans that have never heard any other metal band other than Korn.
 
2014-08-09 11:43:26 PM  

craigdamage: Waldo Pepper

no.

RUSH geeks think that "YYZ" and "Strangiato" ...etc... is the final word on "Prog" instrumental jamming.
When they hear "Red" by KING CRIMSON they learn the truth.

NOT knocking RUSH but Rush fans are usually dumb tards. Every RUSH fan I have ever met is usually pretty ignorant. They love Rush and only Rush. They are like Stephen King fans. They worship their one chosen icon and no others. No Rush fan I know also listens to ZAPPA. AMON DUUL, KING CRIMSON ...etc


Go listen to Acquiring the Taste and Octopus by Gentle Giant. You're welcome.
 
2014-08-09 11:45:57 PM  
Also, Flying Teapot, Radio Gnome Invisible and You by Gong.

I swear, if I have to hear one more fanboi gushing about King farking Crimson... *sigh*
 
2014-08-09 11:50:07 PM  
Sorry, I thought this was the thread where we came to biatch about the lack of appreciation for lesser known true prog rock pioneers. ;)
 
2014-08-10 02:15:50 AM  
Ah! The gauntlet has been thrown down!


Claudia França - Fly By Night:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqkW7pXgotQ
 
2014-08-10 03:24:52 AM  
Gentle Giant?

Ha.

been doing that for 35+ years.


Camel. Focus. FM. ....love classic prog.
 
2014-08-10 03:37:35 AM  

craigdamage: Gentle Giant?

Ha.

been doing that for 35+ years.


Camel. Focus. FM. ....love classic prog.


I was just joshin' about the fact that there's always gonna be "that guy" who calls people out for not being a "legit" fan of any genre, which you've now proven twice over.

Ever hear of Gryphon? ;) wink wink, nudge nudge
 
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