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2014-08-08 08:22:19 PM
shut up and take my money.
 
2014-08-08 08:39:54 PM
... now just mix them with the Haribo sugar free variety and poof!  rectal plasma cutter!
 
2014-08-08 08:47:18 PM

SilentStrider: shut up and take my money.


FTA: "A 3-pack of Gummy Peppers, one of each gummy, is available... for $10."

I'm gonna keep my money.
 
2014-08-08 08:52:48 PM
Just eat the farking peppers if you have such a small dick that you have to show off what a man you are, why pussy it up with gummies?
 
2014-08-08 09:31:07 PM
Not for $10, but that sounds good.

chitownmike: Just eat the farking peppers if you have such a small dick that you have to show off what a man you are, why pussy it up with gummies?


Don't worry, Tabasco isn't going out of business anytime soon. There'll be plenty of red-colored vinegar "hot" sauce for you tough guys in the future.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-08-08 10:00:49 PM
Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.
 
2014-08-08 10:24:56 PM

NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.


wut
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-08-08 11:07:25 PM

dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut


Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.
 
2014-08-08 11:57:45 PM

chitownmike: Just eat the farking peppers if you have such a small dick that you have to show off what a man you are, why pussy it up with gummies?


Idunno. I'll probably try them. Sweet and hot can be yummy together. That's what makes habaneros enjoyable. At first.
 
2014-08-09 12:01:49 AM
no thanks.
 
2014-08-09 12:02:51 AM
just make them into suppositories. get it over with.
 
2014-08-09 12:04:06 AM
I am about to eat sliced creole tomatoes covered in a dash of homemade pepper vinegar with sea salt and cracked pepper...
 
2014-08-09 12:04:26 AM

SilentStrider: shut up and take my money.


me, too.  how is that sick?
 
2014-08-09 12:06:24 AM
I absolutely have to try these. Yummy.
 
2014-08-09 12:07:10 AM

a particular individual: SilentStrider: shut up and take my money.

FTA: "A 3-pack of Gummy Peppers, one of each gummy, is available... for $10."

I'm gonna keep my money.


oops, serves me right to trust a headline alone and not read the article.  yow, that's pretty steep.  maybe once.
 
2014-08-09 12:07:26 AM
Burning death that sticks in your teeth? Where do I sign up?
 
2014-08-09 12:11:20 AM

NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.


Of all the things I'd be worried about as far as food borne illnesses go, prion tainted gelatin is near the bottom of the list.  By the numbers you should be more worried about eating salads containing E Coli with O157H7 or salmonella or pretty much anything else... do you cook everything well done?
 
2014-08-09 12:14:18 AM
ñ

/stupid lazy Americans
 
2014-08-09 12:26:45 AM

zelachang: NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.

Of all the things I'd be worried about as far as food borne illnesses go, prion tainted gelatin is near the bottom of the list.  By the numbers you should be more worried about eating salads containing E Coli with O157H7 or salmonella or pretty much anything else... do you cook everything well done?


But you recoverfrom e coli or salmonella.

I'm not worried about prions, but once you're got, you're got.
 
2014-08-09 12:29:58 AM
My friend, who's aware of my serious gummy candy addiction, brought me some chilli tummies from Germany last year

I ate them all, but wasn't super excited about the mixture. If the ghost or habenero ones are anywhere near the heat of the peppers they will not be pleasant.
 
2014-08-09 12:30:13 AM
All those peppers are readily available.

I'm pretty sure they'll all taste like burning, just like the real things.

Just buy the real thing.

Spicy gelatinuous "gummies" cannot be good, it's like time release heartburn.
 
2014-08-09 12:32:42 AM
Aw shiat yes.
 
Skr
2014-08-09 12:35:28 AM
We've replaced the Gummy Bears in his Gummy Bear Vodka drink with Ghost pepper gummies. Let us see if he can tell the difference.
 
2014-08-09 12:35:51 AM
I made habanero hard candy once.  Sugar, lime juice, and a shiatload of habaneros de-seeded and sliced in half.  Cooked the shiat out of it in a saucepan on the side burner of my grill.  When it cooled the peppers were as hard as little jolly ranchers.  Roughly the same size too.  Every once in a while someone comes over and gets cocky about the heat they can handle.  These little pain bombs are so sticky sweet, at first you think there's no heat and you want to pop 2 or 3 in your mouth.  Then the heat digs in, and it doesn't leave.  The fleshy part of the pepper makes the inside much more pliable than ordinary hard candy so it doesn't shatter when you bite into it.  Instead, it gets stuck between the cusps of your molars and continues to distribute pain as it very slowly dissolves and mixes with your saliva into a little stream of lava going down your throat.  Kind of like suffering from smoke inhalation, only better tasting.  I've kept them in my fridge for almost 3 years and they're so goddamned hot even the mold stays the fark away.
 
2014-08-09 12:36:35 AM
I know what I'm giving out for Halloween.
 
2014-08-09 12:38:03 AM

relaxitsjustme: I know what I'm giving out for Halloween.


If another punk-ass high school kid shows up at my door without so much as a lone ranger mask on Halloween, I just might...
 
2014-08-09 12:42:55 AM
My gf just attempted the 4horseman burger last week. Don't mess with ghost peppers.
 
2014-08-09 12:42:59 AM
Better or worse than Denver Gummies?
 
2014-08-09 12:43:25 AM
Those look awesome.  I want to eat one out of my wife's smooch.
 
2014-08-09 12:44:09 AM
sNooch that is
 
2014-08-09 12:44:26 AM

NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.


Let guess: you're a organo-vegan-locavorian intactivist whom never met a piece of bubble-wrap you haven't donned or affixed to your gluten-free unvaccinated homeschooled co-sleeping snowflake prior to leaving the house?

This just in: sometimes shiat kills you. You are probably more likely to get Ebola from a black person in rural Norway than get a prion disease from a product containing gelatin.

Just avoid Norway and you're cool.
 
2014-08-09 12:49:29 AM

zelachang: NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.

Of all the things I'd be worried about as far as food borne illnesses go, prion tainted gelatin is near the bottom of the list.  By the numbers you should be more worried about eating salads containing E Coli with O157H7 or salmonella or pretty much anything else... do you cook everything well done?


He doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow. Too dangerous.
 
2014-08-09 12:49:34 AM
Want to bet the majority of sales aren't so the buyer can eat them, but rather so they can hilariously prank their coworkers?

/c'mon, this is even better than refilling the guacamole dip container with wasabi!

//umm.. you know, if you were the kind of terrible, evil-minded person who would ever consider doing such a thing. I personally think that's a horrible idea. So... who wants some totally not laced with anything brownies?
 
2014-08-09 12:52:24 AM
Just had some habanero jelly bellies the other day. Pro Tip: Don't toss an entire handful into your mouth at once.
 
2014-08-09 12:52:46 AM

NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.


If you're worried about that, then buy gelatin made from free-range cattle that aren't raised in factory farming conditions.  BSE is found in cattle and can make its way into our food because factory farming practices involve forcing cows (herbivores) to become cannibals.

There are ethical arugments against factory farming, but from a health standpoint (BSE aside) people should generally try to eat beef, milk, gelatin, etc. from animals that are fed a diet they're adapted to eating anyway because healthy animals produce healthy food.

Eating gelatin in general is a good idea because part of the food humans are adapted to eating is meat that includes, but isn't limited to muscle meat like steak, ground beef, chicken drumsticks, etc.  Our natural diet includes all parts of the animal including organ meat, gelatin, etc. as all cultures used to eat prior to basically the last few decades.
 
2014-08-09 12:53:29 AM
Spicy for spiciness sake sucks. The key is balance. I have made some of my best chili with ghost peppers, but over do it and it sucks. The spiciness is just one aspect. I would definitely try one of each though.
 
2014-08-09 12:54:02 AM
Cool.
But not $10 for three cool.
 
2014-08-09 12:58:15 AM

NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.


So, you are saying it's ok for Vegans?
 
2014-08-09 01:00:46 AM
Let me state, I hate jalapenos. These are not hot and have a disgusting flavor. The inclusion of them in practically any American or Tex-Mex dish under the pretense of adding heat continually annoys me. Use serranos, pequins, arbols, or cayennes instead; all are abundant but vastly more delicious, and the heat is more substantial if the intent is to have a kick. Would not otherwise care, but my local grocery store stopped stocking Cholula, and every damn salsa and sauce contains jalapenos; getting a new food processor soon.
 
2014-08-09 01:01:44 AM

Ima4nic8or: Those look awesome.  I want to eat one out of my wife's smooch.


I'm sure she would *love* that.
 
2014-08-09 01:06:23 AM
 
2014-08-09 01:11:46 AM

Vangor: Let me state, I hate jalapenos. These are not hot and have a disgusting flavor. The inclusion of them in practically any American or Tex-Mex dish under the pretense of adding heat continually annoys me. Use serranos, pequins, arbols, or cayennes instead; all are abundant but vastly more delicious, and the heat is more substantial if the intent is to have a kick. Would not otherwise care, but my local grocery store stopped stocking Cholula, and every damn salsa and sauce contains jalapenos; getting a new food processor soon.


You i like. I agree.
 
2014-08-09 01:16:53 AM

NFA: dr_blasto: NFA: Ah, so you can burn your mouth can get a prion disease all at once.  Well done, well done.

wut

Gummy bears are made of gelatin.  Gelatin is made from putting the bones, skin and tissues of hundreds if not thousands of animals in huge vats and cooking them down.  Prion disease (mad cow) comes from infected cattle and can't be removed from the food supply once present.  Heating doesn't kill it because it's a protein.  The protein enters your body and at some point your brain begins to repace it's self with the rogue protein.


Prion diseases affect nerve tissue/spinal fluid. Bones wouldn't be a transmission vector. Also, prion diseases require Cannibalism in some part of the food chain (sheep eating sheep nerve tissue, then cattle eating that sheep's nerve tissue, then human eating that cattle's nerve tissue, et cetera).

Also, because the US has metric assloads of grazing land, cattle are kept as vegetarians. BSE occurred in the UK due to lack of food leading to cow on cow violence.

Think of prion diseases as something similar to the old Iomega Zip drive click of death.
 
2014-08-09 01:19:29 AM

pheelix: Cooked the shiat out of it


Funny, I am currently watching Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.
 
2014-08-09 01:34:48 AM

a particular individual: SilentStrider: shut up and take my money.

FTA: "A 3-pack of Gummy Peppers, one of each gummy, is available... for $10."

I'm gonna keep my money.


It gets so much worse, the absolute LOWEST shipping pricing they offer is ~ $5.50 for 5-7 business days. So yeah, after the $10 price tag, 0.98% sales tax for my area, and $5.50 shipping... No.
 
2014-08-09 02:16:28 AM
I like my spicy stuff but this doesn't interest me.  I don't want my spicy mixed with my sweet / candy.

I love chocolate but mixing it with peppers is a big meh to me too.
 
2014-08-09 02:20:48 AM

dr_blasto: Not for $10, but that sounds good.
chitownmike: Just eat the farking peppers if you have such a small dick that you have to show off what a man you are, why pussy it up with gummies?

Don't worry, Tabasco isn't going out of business anytime soon. There'll be plenty of red-colored vinegar "hot" sauce for you tough guys in the future.


I think you misunderstood my comment, try rereading it and see if you can wrap your brain around it. Good luck!
 
2014-08-09 02:22:14 AM

Iczer: a particular individual: SilentStrider: shut up and take my money.

FTA: "A 3-pack of Gummy Peppers, one of each gummy, is available... for $10."

I'm gonna keep my money.

It gets so much worse, the absolute LOWEST shipping pricing they offer is ~ $5.50 for 5-7 business days. So yeah, after the $10 price tag, 0.98% sales tax for my area, and $5.50 shipping... No.


0.98% sales tax? that's piddly peanuts. Mine is 5.5% and we even tax things like newspapers (starting this year)
 
2014-08-09 02:23:46 AM

star_topology: Ima4nic8or: Those look awesome.  I want to eat one out of my wife's smooch.

I'm sure she would *love* that.


I made this exact mistake post-Mexican meal early in my sexual career....keep anything containing capsaicin away from any sensitive areas....seriously
 
2014-08-09 02:37:44 AM

Vangor: Let me state, I hate jalapenos. These are not hot and have a disgusting flavor. The inclusion of them in practically any American or Tex-Mex dish under the pretense of adding heat continually annoys me. Use serranos, pequins, arbols, or cayennes instead; all are abundant but vastly more delicious, and the heat is more substantial if the intent is to have a kick. Would not otherwise care, but my local grocery store stopped stocking Cholula, and every damn salsa and sauce contains jalapenos; getting a new food processor soon.


Cholula is delicious.
 
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