Herb Utsmelz: [img.fark.net image 850x340]
Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, he doesn't look like a creepy ass panty fetishist. Not at all.
Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.
Bathia_Mapes: Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.Did you watch the video above the article?
kvinesknows: the PEN is mightier
slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?
2chris2: slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?And this was after a report about it was on tv, which he saw, so he knew the police were coming. You'd think any halfway bright criminal would have had the sense to destroy the evidence.
Bucky Katt: 2chris2: slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?And this was after a report about it was on tv, which he saw, so he knew the police were coming. You'd think any halfway bright criminal would have had the sense to destroy the evidence.If he was halfway bright he wouldn't have done it in the first place.
Huntceet: Bathia_Mapes: Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.Did you watch the video above the article?This proves nothing. Where are the pictures the accused allegedly took?
supayoda: What is it about grocery stores that draws in the creeptards? I almost never have issues with men in any other public place. I'm typically wearing nothing remarkable, usually just a t-shirt and jeans. I often even have my kid with me, but every time I go to a grocery store I end up having to threaten someone before they back off. I've had a guy sniff me while I was waiting in line to check out. I've had another grab my hand and start petting it while standing in line. In produce, I've been groped. I've had a guy throw his arm around me while I was at the meat counter. Then there's always that guy who walks up to me in random places and decides that touching my face is entirely appropriate.[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 500x281]Does being surrounded by food put men in the mood or something?
WilderKWight: My advice to you? Go grocery shopping as ugly as you can. Jeans are too fancy. You need to show up in raggedy, smelly sweatpants, flip-flops, and a bean-juice-stained shirt that says "I used to be a man". Do not bathe before going. Don't shave your legs. Don't brush your hair. If you have access to a fake mustache, wear it. Wear makeup, but make sure it's ALL WRONG. Draw yourself a nice unibrow, and let the lipstick kind of trail off to one side. If one of those guys STILL gets too close, just start coughing without covering your mouth. Hack up a little phlegm. Maybe squeeze out a nice, squeaky fart if you can manage it.That should cut the unwanted creep male attention down to about 25% of what you usually experience. Good luck!
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