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(WFTV Orlando)   It's all fun and games 'til you get caught using a pen camera to look up girls' skirts at a Publix grocery store   (wftv.com) divider line 30
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2014-08-08 09:02:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 09:18:19 PM
At least it wasn't a lipstick camera
 
2014-08-08 10:44:33 PM
He certainly chose a place where all the hotties hang out.
 
2014-08-08 10:45:04 PM
Pictures or it didn't happen.
 
2014-08-08 10:45:07 PM
Ya, he doesn't look like a creepy ass panty fetishist. Not at all.
 
2014-08-08 10:46:03 PM
1)  Pube Licks
2)  The story only says "teenage".  Are we talking 13-17 or 18-19?  How am I supposed to set my outrage level without that information?
 
2014-08-08 10:46:48 PM

Herb Utsmelz: [img.fark.net image 850x340]


Came for this.  Done in one.

/I'll get the lights.
 
2014-08-08 10:47:26 PM
Aaaaand.....

I see what you did there.

/oh you.jpg
 
2014-08-08 10:56:29 PM
Was she wearing one of those sexy plaid skirts and was she cute?

I need answers over here!
 
2014-08-08 10:57:43 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Ya, he doesn't look like a creepy ass panty fetishist. Not at all.


As opposed to an honest boob man?
 
2014-08-08 11:00:08 PM

Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.


Did you watch the video above the article?
 
2014-08-08 11:02:15 PM
the PEN is mightier
 
2014-08-08 11:06:12 PM
Don't these people have the Internet?
 
2014-08-08 11:06:21 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.

Did you watch the video above the article?


This proves nothing. Where are the pictures the accused allegedly took?
 
2014-08-08 11:14:06 PM
Creepy jerk. You want to take a look at what someone's got on display and then move on with your life, fine. The moment you invade someone's personal space for your jollies, you're getting a kick in the face.
 
2014-08-08 11:22:53 PM
So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?
 
2014-08-08 11:24:00 PM
BIC?
 
2014-08-08 11:25:42 PM

kvinesknows: the PEN is mightier


i think you mean Penis mightier
 
2014-08-08 11:54:17 PM
oh jameis winston...i told you crab legs lifting were a gateway crime.
 
2014-08-09 12:00:41 AM
Wear underwear?
 
2014-08-09 12:02:07 AM

slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?


And this was after a report about it was on tv, which he saw, so he knew the police were coming.  You'd think any halfway bright criminal would have had the sense to destroy the evidence.
 
2014-08-09 12:10:09 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing
 
2014-08-09 12:12:26 AM

2chris2: slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?

And this was after a report about it was on tv, which he saw, so he knew the police were coming.  You'd think any halfway bright criminal would have had the sense to destroy the evidence.


If he was halfway bright he wouldn't have done it in the first place.
 
2014-08-09 12:51:18 AM

Bucky Katt: 2chris2: slotz: So the police come to his house and he GIVES THEM THE PEN THINGIE?

And this was after a report about it was on tv, which he saw, so he knew the police were coming.  You'd think any halfway bright criminal would have had the sense to destroy the evidence.

If he was halfway bright he wouldn't have done it in the first place.


Halfway?!, even a complete idiot can find porn on the internet.
 
2014-08-09 12:55:53 AM

Huntceet: Bathia_Mapes: Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.

Did you watch the video above the article?

This proves nothing. Where are the pictures the accused allegedly took?


Why would they show them? That would be an invasion of the girl's privacy. And if she's underage and was wearing skimpy or no underwear that would be akin to showing child porn.
 
2014-08-09 01:48:12 PM
What is it about grocery stores that draws in the creeptards? I almost never have issues with men in any other public place. I'm typically wearing nothing remarkable, usually just a t-shirt and jeans. I often even have my kid with me, but every time I go to a grocery store I end up having to threaten someone before they back off. I've had a guy sniff me while I was waiting in line to check out. I've had another grab my hand and start petting it while standing in line. In produce, I've been groped. I've had a guy throw his arm around me while I was at the meat counter. Then there's always that guy who walks up to me in random places and decides that touching my face is entirely appropriate.

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Does being surrounded by food put men in the mood or something?
 
2014-08-09 03:11:52 PM
He's a mackarel snapper.
 
2014-08-10 12:14:35 AM

supayoda: What is it about grocery stores that draws in the creeptards? I almost never have issues with men in any other public place. I'm typically wearing nothing remarkable, usually just a t-shirt and jeans. I often even have my kid with me, but every time I go to a grocery store I end up having to threaten someone before they back off. I've had a guy sniff me while I was waiting in line to check out. I've had another grab my hand and start petting it while standing in line. In produce, I've been groped. I've had a guy throw his arm around me while I was at the meat counter. Then there's always that guy who walks up to me in random places and decides that touching my face is entirely appropriate.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 500x281]

Does being surrounded by food put men in the mood or something?



Nope. It's just that unlike the gym, the pool, the bar, or the Old Navy, grocery stores are patronized by EVERYONE, regardless of social standing, mental health, economic level, etc.  Everyone needs to go shopping for food. Not everyone needs (or has the means) to go to your gym, hang out at your bar, shop at the Gap, or visit your gynecologist's office. The weirdo crazy creeps need to eat, and so they go to the Piggly Wiggly / Publix / Kroger / Walmart to get their food, and since they're not-so-good with social expectations, dealing with women, understanding personal boundaries, or even pissing in private places, they tend to be the guys who you experience.

And if you look good in those jeans, then you're like candy to them. Look at their female equivalents-- the creepy women who ALSO shop there-- and you'll see that, compared to them, you probably look like a nice, shiny apple in a barrel full of icky, wormy ones.

As a guy, I occasionally get unwanted attention from the creepy women who don't know about boundaries in grocery stores. They tend not to be as physical, but they follow, leer, and talk out loud about my bulge and their desire to "bite right through it". They sometimes talk to me, asking if I'd like to smell their cervix or spend the night in their refrigerator or whatever other crazy-ass way they have to "flirt".

My advice to you? Go grocery shopping as ugly as you can. Jeans are too fancy. You need to show up in raggedy, smelly sweatpants, flip-flops, and a bean-juice-stained shirt that says "I used to be a man". Do not bathe before going. Don't shave your legs. Don't brush your hair. If you have access to a fake mustache, wear it. Wear makeup, but make sure it's ALL WRONG. Draw yourself a nice unibrow, and let the lipstick kind of trail off to one side. If one of those guys STILL gets too close, just start coughing without covering your mouth. Hack up a little phlegm. Maybe squeeze out a nice, squeaky fart if you can manage it.

That should cut the unwanted creep male attention down to about 25% of what you usually experience. Good luck!
 
2014-08-10 11:19:05 AM

WilderKWight: My advice to you? Go grocery shopping as ugly as you can. Jeans are too fancy. You need to show up in raggedy, smelly sweatpants, flip-flops, and a bean-juice-stained shirt that says "I used to be a man". Do not bathe before going. Don't shave your legs. Don't brush your hair. If you have access to a fake mustache, wear it. Wear makeup, but make sure it's ALL WRONG. Draw yourself a nice unibrow, and let the lipstick kind of trail off to one side. If one of those guys STILL gets too close, just start coughing without covering your mouth. Hack up a little phlegm. Maybe squeeze out a nice, squeaky fart if you can manage it.

That should cut the unwanted creep male attention down to about 25% of what you usually experience. Good luck!


I was laughing until you got to the 25% part, and then I had to stop and consider that you're not wrong. That made me sigh.
 
2014-08-10 11:43:56 AM

supayoda: What is it about grocery stores that draws in the creeptards? I almost never have issues with men in any other public place. I'm typically wearing nothing remarkable, usually just a t-shirt and jeans. I often even have my kid with me, but every time I go to a grocery store I end up having to threaten someone before they back off. I've had a guy sniff me while I was waiting in line to check out. I've had another grab my hand and start petting it while standing in line. In produce, I've been groped. I've had a guy throw his arm around me while I was at the meat counter. Then there's always that guy who walks up to me in random places and decides that touching my face is entirely appropriate.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 500x281]

Does being surrounded by food put men in the mood or something?


well women walking around with just a tshirt and no bra on, tends to make guys think you want some.

plus really.. tshirt.. jeans... those are old stand bys for everyone cause they are hot..
and based on your twitter cover photo you are hot.  so guys are gonna stare ( also of note.. a kid with you means that you put out)
 
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