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(Opposing Views)   Protip: When using your dad's credit card to buy something and then signing the receipt, make sure to use his actual name, not simply sign the word "Dad"   ( divider line
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2014-08-08 11:19:11 PM  
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Best "Epstein's Mother" note ever...

Coolest mom ever heard "It's such beautiful day, can't I just stay home?"

Mom wrote the following note:

"Please excuse Michelle's absence, she had a severe case of the bucolic."

Michelle got a day off.
2014-08-08 07:53:11 PM  
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Signed; Epstein's Mother
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