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(Opposing Views)   Protip: When using your dad's credit card to buy something and then signing the receipt, make sure to use his actual name, not simply sign the word "Dad"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 26
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2014-08-08 06:24:05 PM  
WHY THE FARK IS THIS NEWS?

/Oh, because of Fark.
 
2014-08-08 07:53:11 PM  
Signed; Epstein's Mother
 
2014-08-08 08:14:46 PM  

marius2: WHY THE FARK IS THIS NEWS?

/Oh, because of Fark.


Opposing Views via The Daily Fail, for fark's sake.

Today.com link.
 
2014-08-08 10:58:33 PM  
"Do you have a package for me? I'm Mr. Burns."

"Ok what's your first name?"

"I don't know"
 
2014-08-08 10:58:38 PM  
The dad should be charged with abuse for taking his kid to Domino's.
 
2014-08-08 11:02:28 PM  

uncleacid: The dad should be charged with abuse for taking his kid to Domino's.


It's not  quite as bad as it used to be.
 
2014-08-08 11:02:53 PM  
The little shiat didn't even leave a tip.
 
2014-08-08 11:03:18 PM  
Hey there facebook from 2 days ago, fancy seeing you here.
 
2014-08-08 11:04:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Signed; Epstein's Mother


Dammit beaten to the punch line
 
2014-08-08 11:04:52 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk

Signed; Epstein's Mother

If you hadn't of...
 
2014-08-08 11:07:37 PM  

marius2: WHY THE FARK IS THIS NEWS?

/Oh, because of Fark.


Because it was on reddit.

Also, anyone else think they've got great fraud prevention at that Dominos?
 
2014-08-08 11:09:20 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: marius2: WHY THE FARK IS THIS NEWS?

/Oh, because of Fark.

Because it was on reddit.

Also, anyone else think they've got great fraud prevention at that Dominos?


Did you say frog protection?
 
2014-08-08 11:19:11 PM  
Best "Epstein's Mother" note ever...

Coolest mom ever heard "It's such beautiful day, can't I just stay home?"

Mom wrote the following note:

"Please excuse Michelle's absence, she had a severe case of the bucolic."

Michelle got a day off.
 
2014-08-08 11:20:28 PM  
Anyone else think this is 100% fake?
 
2014-08-08 11:23:58 PM  
Pffft, I buy all my Domino's with bitcoin (ie. gift-card) and don't have to sign shiat. I tell them my name and it's handed to me while I walk out the door.
 
2014-08-08 11:36:14 PM  
CSB:

My dad signed everything when I was in k-12 as "Dad". I got called on it for signing in place on a permission slip (I wouldn't call it forging) in 2nd grade.

He had to come "bail me out" of the principals office, at which point he was irate saying "I signed it like that, I'll always sign it like that, that's my mark for school functions"

After looking up that consistent "marks" are legal substitutes for a signature, the principal finally backed down.

Small caps "Dad" with two underscores.

/CSB
 
2014-08-08 11:56:58 PM  
He's going to grow up to be a self-absorbed snot!
 
2014-08-08 11:59:39 PM  
"I didn't order that pizza. Is my name Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln? They even signed the receipt dad."
 
2014-08-09 12:20:05 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: frog


I think we're on the same page.

/I'd rather have anything pizza other than Pizza Hut at this moment
 
2014-08-09 12:27:56 AM  

Thingster: CSB:

My dad signed everything when I was in k-12 as "Dad". I got called on it for signing in place on a permission slip (I wouldn't call it forging) in 2nd grade.

He had to come "bail me out" of the principals office, at which point he was irate saying "I signed it like that, I'll always sign it like that, that's my mark for school functions"

After looking up that consistent "marks" are legal substitutes for a signature, the principal finally backed down.

Small caps "Dad" with two underscores.

/CSB


It would be cool if your mark was  L O N G  Johnson.  Probably would get some hits at diners and roadside cafes or such.  in fact, if your mark can be dad with two underscores you might be able to swing this mark yourself.  Let's see, Lawrence Oliver Nigel George Johnson.  I was named after my English uncles.
 
2014-08-09 12:32:21 AM  
HAHAHAHA!
 
2014-08-09 12:50:08 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Signed; Epstein's Mother


dammit, late by  three hours and change ..
 
2014-08-09 07:29:04 AM  
"I did that with my kids," wrote one commenter on the post. "Great way to teach some life skills."

Like what, Identity theft?

But seriously, what farking life skill does this teach exactly?
 
2014-08-09 09:45:24 AM  

abhorrent1: "I did that with my kids," wrote one commenter on the post. "Great way to teach some life skills."

Like what, Identity theft?

But seriously, what farking life skill does this teach exactly?


Confidence, interacting with adults, making day to day purchases... Lots of mundane things are required to function as a grown up.
 
2014-08-09 11:04:07 AM  

abhorrent1: "I did that with my kids," wrote one commenter on the post. "Great way to teach some life skills."

Like what, Identity theft?

But seriously, what farking life skill does this teach exactly?


That using fake names and bullshiat signatures on receipts gets you anything you want and our society stupidly worships kids.

Some days, I just hate the world we live in. Today is one such day.
 
2014-08-09 01:54:50 PM  
My mother once tried to sign for a credit card purchase at Target using her father's name instead
of her own...but it didn't matter; her card was declined anyway.
 
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