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(North Jersey)   Woman at yoga studio spots her husband going into the happy ending massage parlor across the street. Hilarity ensues   (northjersey.com ) divider line
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2014-08-08 11:39:20 PM  
She was able to get buzzed in and discovered what she called illicit activity, opening private rooms containing other patrons, and becoming enraged.

"Enraged"? I read that as a totally different word at first.
 
2014-08-09 12:48:45 AM  
what a cockblocker
 
2014-08-09 01:02:45 AM  
So was the guy able to get a rub and tug or?
 
2014-08-09 01:02:59 AM  
Wants you to know his name is Hop Sing, not Hop Hing, and he had nothing to do with that place:

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2014-08-09 01:04:28 AM  
In these trying economic times $60 dollars for sex is a wonderful deal. A nice way for the Rose Spa to support the community and show they have heart.

Remember, we're all in this together.
 
2014-08-09 01:06:43 AM  
Lemme guess....the woman was insulted that her husband wasnt trying to get in her pants......after telling him no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
 
2014-08-09 01:08:24 AM  
looks like somebody needs to toss his wife into a dumpster and then dump her Volvo in a bad neighborhood
 
2014-08-09 01:14:52 AM  
Lady your husband has to pay $60 for a handjob from an old Asian woman. Someone should be enraged, and it ain't you.
 
2014-08-09 01:19:35 AM  

Giltric: Lemme guess....the woman was insulted that her husband wasnt trying to get in her pants......after telling him no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.


This, this, this, this... etc.

/lather, rinse, repeat
 
2014-08-09 01:21:01 AM  
Penis.
 
2014-08-09 01:26:18 AM  
And now he gets to find out how much sex really costs.
 
2014-08-09 01:26:43 AM  

RoyBatty: In these trying economic times $60 dollars for sex is a wonderful deal. A nice way for the Rose Spa to support the community and show they have heart.

Remember, we're all in this together.


When the economy improves we'll go back to our normal price of $100 for a half & half.
 
2014-08-09 01:34:26 AM  

Stoj: Lady your husband has to pay $60 for a handjob from an old Asian woman. Someone should be enraged, and it ain't you.


Word
 
2014-08-09 01:35:41 AM  

Her thrice-weekly fun yoga meet
Turned sour when Jack crossed the street.
The shrieks upon finding
That he had been minding
Miss Lu Jiang's backside were a treat.

 
2014-08-09 01:42:23 AM  
Rutherford Police requested the duo cease distributing the flyers, since it could have compromised the ongoing investigation, Russo said.

Makes you wonder how many rub and tugs they got in before they closed it down. Damn it Russo you can't shut it down today I got a 3 pm appointment with the young hot one. Tomorrow is better for me.
 
2014-08-09 01:57:53 AM  

Stoj: Lady your husband has to pay $60 for a handjob from an old Asian woman. Someone should be enraged, and it ain't you.


THIS
 
2014-08-09 01:58:43 AM  

MadeInDetroit: Rutherford Police requested the duo cease distributing the flyers, since it could have compromised the ongoing investigation, Russo said.

Makes you wonder how many rub and tugs they got in before they closed it down. Damn it Russo you can't shut it down today I got a 3 pm appointment with the young hot one. Tomorrow is better for me.




The Dallas police tried to shutdown an Asian parlor a few years ago. The owner had digital cameras which stored images on his computers at his house. He showed up to the Grand Jury with copies of the married vice officers having sex with the girls before the arrests.

The DA dropped all charges immediately so the Grand Jury would not have a chance to review those tapes.

In another Dallas case last year, a vice officer got caught tipping off a non-Asian massage parlor of impending raids and letting them know which clients were under cover officers. They ended up shutting down the place by using an undercover female officer posing as a job applicant.
 
2014-08-09 02:04:06 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: MadeInDetroit: Rutherford Police requested the duo cease distributing the flyers, since it could have compromised the ongoing investigation, Russo said.

Makes you wonder how many rub and tugs they got in before they closed it down. Damn it Russo you can't shut it down today I got a 3 pm appointment with the young hot one. Tomorrow is better for me.

The Dallas police tried to shutdown an Asian parlor a few years ago. The owner had digital cameras which stored images on his computers at his house. He showed up to the Grand Jury with copies of the married vice officers having sex with the girls before the arrests.

The DA dropped all charges immediately so the Grand Jury would not have a chance to review those tapes.

In another Dallas case last year, a vice officer got caught tipping off a non-Asian massage parlor of impending raids and letting them know which clients were under cover officers. They ended up shutting down the place by using an undercover female officer posing as a job applicant.


It's kind of funny how you see a lot of those parlors in the middle of industrial parks near the DFW airport, not that I've ever been in one.
 
2014-08-09 02:07:23 AM  
I misread the topic, I saw it as "Hillary enraged".
 
2014-08-09 02:22:57 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: MadeInDetroit: Rutherford Police requested the duo cease distributing the flyers, since it could have compromised the ongoing investigation, Russo said.

Makes you wonder how many rub and tugs they got in before they closed it down. Damn it Russo you can't shut it down today I got a 3 pm appointment with the young hot one. Tomorrow is better for me.

The Dallas police tried to shutdown an Asian parlor a few years ago. The owner had digital cameras which stored images on his computers at his house. He showed up to the Grand Jury with copies of the married vice officers having sex with the girls before the arrests.

The DA dropped all charges immediately so the Grand Jury would not have a chance to review those tapes.

In another Dallas case last year, a vice officer got caught tipping off a non-Asian massage parlor of impending raids and letting them know which clients were under cover officers. They ended up shutting down the place by using an undercover female officer posing as a job applicant.


There are non-Asian massage parlors in Dallas?

Dallas cops are dirty especially their vice and narcotics cops.
 
2014-08-09 02:25:15 AM  
Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to out boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.
 
2014-08-09 02:26:15 AM  

Boo_Guy: Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to our boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.


  ftfm
 
2014-08-09 02:32:11 AM  
The world's oldest profession done by the world's oldest professionals is no crime.
 
2014-08-09 02:33:58 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: So was the guy able to get a rub and tug or?


Crick and shlick
 
2014-08-09 02:48:51 AM  

Fat Man Of La Mancha: It's kind of funny how you see a lot of those parlors in the middle of industrial parks near the DFW airport, not that I've ever been in one.


I got one of these two blocks away, downtown Chicago.
You should read the funny reviews on yelp!
People complaining that the place is dirty.
Terrible massages, terrible manicures/pedicures.
FFS lady, its a FRONT, not a real business.

LOL
 
2014-08-09 02:58:01 AM  
Came for pics of chicks in yoga pants...


...leaving disappointed.
 
2014-08-09 03:21:39 AM  
So, I'm going to assume there was no happy ending.
 
2014-08-09 04:16:31 AM  

Boo_Guy: Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to out boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.


Yep, it's lucky these terrorists were apprehended before they could get further in their plans to cause explosions.
 
2014-08-09 04:19:21 AM  
If you want to get a cheap massage that is actually not in your pants, look for places that advertise reflexology, chair massages (where you're in an upright face-doughnut chair and they just work on your back), or have a doctor of Chinese medicine or a chiropractor on premises. They are usually legit. Usually. I also peek in the window and see if the person giving chair massages is a dude: the more wizened, the better.
 
2014-08-09 04:24:24 AM  

krackpipe: Boo_Guy: Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to out boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.

Yep, it's lucky these terrorists were apprehended before they could get further in their plans to cause explosions.


Well,  they do cause explosions of a type..

/that type being happy
//Explosions of Happy is my new band name
 
2014-08-09 04:35:16 AM  
The fun part about the moral crusaders making prostitution illegal, because God doesn't want us doing it, is that the bible actually is totally all about prostitution.  What it was against was mixing with prostitutes that were not sanctioned by the religious authorities, at least in the Old Testament Days.  You used to go to the temple or a shrine, pay the priest, he would give you a temporary "marriage" to the whore of your choosing, and then you did what you wanted.  What God, or at least those claiming to speak to God, did not like were guys going down to the whores that didn't use priestly middlemen, because then God's representatives were not getting their cut.
 
2014-08-09 04:52:23 AM  

krackpipe: Boo_Guy: Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to out boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.

Yep, it's lucky these terrorists were apprehended before they could get further in their plans to cause explosions.


Underpants bombs
 
2014-08-09 05:02:53 AM  
img1.ak.crunchyroll.com
Yamada Ryosuke
Akanishi Jin
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japanallinone.files.wordpress.com
Matsumoto Jun - Arashi

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Make sure that women is a woman.

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And not a dude.
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I wonder how many people here realized that the first guy and the last guy are the same guy.
 
2014-08-09 05:18:17 AM  

70Ford: Yamada Ryosuke
Akanishi Jin


Matsumoto Jun - Arashi


Make sure that women is a woman.


And not a dude.

I wonder how many people here realized that the first guy and the last guy are the same guy.


All those faces read very masculine to me. Maybe I'm just used to looking at pretty Japanese and Korean boys.


/prettyboi thread plz?
 
2014-08-09 05:49:23 AM  

balisane: All those faces read very masculine to me. Maybe I'm just used to looking at pretty Japanese and Korean boys.


Yep, I'd say all those bishies have warped your fragile little mind.
 
2014-08-09 06:03:02 AM  

Spaced Lion: balisane: All those faces read very masculine to me. Maybe I'm just used to looking at pretty Japanese and Korean boys.

Yep, I'd say all those bishies have warped your fragile little mind.


B-but just look at them. It's like they're carved out of soap and dusted with fairy farts.
 
2014-08-09 06:08:27 AM  
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Ha!
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-09 06:22:45 AM  
Most wives should welcome hookers. A lot of societies did in the past, mostly because women were given realistic expectations about what men wanted.

The guy has needs that you aren't supplying. What do you want him to do? Bang an intern, pick up a girl in a club? Maybe get her pregnant or have him running off with her, breaking up the family home?
 
2014-08-09 06:49:05 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-09 07:03:34 AM  
Jeez, back in the day in the wild west, any town worth it's salt had to have 1 or 2 cat houses or it failed.  What happened?
 
2014-08-09 07:07:18 AM  
Ladies, just remember if he isn't getting it at home, he's getting it somewhere.
 
2014-08-09 07:18:42 AM  
imgick.nj.com

sucky sucky
 
2014-08-09 07:41:52 AM  

LesserEvil: Wants you to know his name is Hop Sing, not Hop Hing, and he had nothing to do with that place:

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FTA:
According to police, the woman was attending a yoga session across the street when she observed her husband enter the Rose Spa. She was able to get buzzed in and discovered what she called illicit activity, opening private rooms containing other patrons, and becoming enraged. Patrons and employees of the establishment left when she threatened to call the police. -

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She was HOP HING mad about the whole thing
 
2014-08-09 07:44:43 AM  
Lady you should be upset that he get so little sex from you that he has to go pay for it.
 
2014-08-09 07:50:06 AM  

abhorrent1: sucky sucky


five dollar
 
2014-08-09 08:07:17 AM  

fusillade762: She was able to get buzzed in and discovered what she called illicit activity, opening private rooms containing other patrons, and becoming enraged.

"Enraged"? I read that as a totally different word at first.


I tell ya, mine's getting a bit "enraged" just reading this.

/wish i could get it "buzzed in"
 
2014-08-09 10:04:50 AM  
None of these stories would occur if wives would keep their shape and keep putting out.  They dont so men find relief elsewhere.
 
2014-08-09 10:23:32 AM  
What else are these "gals" supposed to do? It's not like many that I've seen on the news are any prize winners. it's like a bunch of Korean War vets trying to relive their past. Kinda rough, getting carpal tunnel, what with the hand hook and all. Like  a chinese pirate masseuse, will you need another one an hour later?
 
2014-08-09 11:02:15 AM  
Well, it is New Jersey ..
 
2014-08-09 12:15:43 PM  

Boo_Guy: krackpipe: Boo_Guy: Well I know that I feel safer now.

Huzzah to out boys in blue for getting these dangerous violent criminals off the streets.

Yep, it's lucky these terrorists were apprehended before they could get further in their plans to cause explosions.

Well,  they do cause explosions of a type..

/that type being happy
//Explosions of Happy is my new band name


mensconfidence.com

Roaring the Joy Dragon here, boss.
 
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