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(NBC New York)   The specials today are Salmon, a stuffed pork chop and a picture of my dick   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 22
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2014-08-08 08:07:53 PM  
No that's okay, I don't need to smell the cork, just pour the wine.

*leaning in and whispering*

He did say "cork" didn't he?
 
2014-08-08 08:16:52 PM  
That's a good way to get a soup in your fly
 
2014-08-08 09:49:01 PM  
Weiner wants to reinvent himself as a restaurant owner?

How does he know he even likes the business? It's a funny one.

He should start small and see if it's a good fit for him.

Maybe a hot dog stand.
 
2014-08-08 10:15:53 PM  

quatchi: Weiner wants to reinvent himself as a restaurant owner?

How does he know he even likes the business? It's a funny one.

He should start small and see if it's a good fit for him.

Maybe a hot dog stand.


Actually that has been done.  This place is up the block from me.  They have every Weiner newspaper headline you could imagine hanging over the bar.  That's a lot of dick jokes, even for a place that specializes in sausage.

http://nyportraits.blogspot.com/2013/08/weiner-bar-in-park-slope-bro ok lyn.html
 
2014-08-08 11:05:32 PM  
Really hoping this has nothing to do with Anthony Weiner....

*click*

Damnit!

/oh well...
 
2014-08-08 11:18:59 PM  
Hi, my name is Brett and I'll be your waiter for the evening.
 
2014-08-08 11:22:48 PM  
I hear the sausage is good there.
 
2014-08-08 11:23:44 PM  
I assume there'll be mashed potatoes as one of the side dishes?
 
2014-08-09 01:08:26 AM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: Hi, my name is Brett and I'll be your waiter for the evening.


Arkanaut: I hear the sausage is good there.


Kittypie070: I assume there'll be mashed potatoes as one of the side dishes?


static4.businessinsider.com
 
2014-08-09 01:14:35 AM  
Obligatory:

i.huffpost.com

DANGER! DANGER!
 
2014-08-09 02:19:32 AM  
Seven single-sentence paragraphs interrupted four times by click-begging links? Makes me all stabby.
 
2014-08-09 03:39:25 AM  

buckler: Seven single-sentence paragraphs interrupted four times by click-begging links? Makes me all stabby.


Yup. I understand about single sentences for articles in terms of readability for the general audience, but most of those were short and uninformative with excessive spacing and the addition of the unrelated links which makes the entire piece appear as though Chrome had a fit with the site formatting.
 
2014-08-09 04:37:43 AM  
I have a name for his new place...

KING OF PEENS

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2014-08-09 05:15:02 AM  
"The specials today are Salmon, a stuffed pork chop and my dick"

FTFY
 
2014-08-09 05:25:04 AM  
I'm still disappointed he couldn't zip it long enough for the mayoral race: I think he would have done a pretty good job. He was actually a vaguely useful politician before he cocked it all up.
 
2014-08-09 09:11:49 AM  
There already is one in Queens.
www.themijachronicles.com
Honest ta God.
 
2014-08-09 09:43:20 AM  

Kittypie070: I assume there'll be mashed potatoes as one of the side dishes?


Yep. And for desert don't miss the special fruit recipe, Sydney Leathers.
 
2014-08-09 11:23:58 AM  
So people are now paid to be a "pundit" ?

Damn there's a lot of stupid people out there.
 
2014-08-09 02:37:01 PM  
Salmon, stuffed pork chop, and dick....'at's tonight's menu, gov'; all-you-can-eat for 10 quid.
("Dick" is a British term for "sausage"....hmm, did you look in your pants?)
 
2014-08-09 02:38:28 PM  

Dahnkster: I have a name for his new place...

KING OF PEENS

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I would guess the Post isn't too popular among hot dog vendors.
 
2014-08-09 07:39:10 PM  
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Featured item on the dessert menu
 
2014-08-09 11:47:43 PM  
I hear the Tube Steak is pretty fair.
 
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