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(Fark)   Clear your desks, chase out the dog, clear your head and slap your mammy: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 26
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2014-08-08 03:33:49 PM
As always, a very special thanks to the Farkers who gave their time to make the quiz happen, who give their time every week to write questions. It wouldn't be here without you. Your quizmasters this week are meow said the dog, Sim Tree, and phlegmmo. Thanks, guys.
 
2014-08-08 03:34:59 PM
The cream of the crop for last week's quiz:

uncleacid 993
Nunpoo 982
Randy Jones 949
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food 921
Old_Fark 910
Brainsick 891
AlaBolt 891
jrl 882
Oakenraven 857
Md37 856

Let's see how you guys perform this week, though.
 
2014-08-08 03:35:47 PM
Easy Quiz, pre-chewed for your convenience:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/353
 
2014-08-08 03:38:42 PM
I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!
 
2014-08-08 03:40:47 PM

steppenwolf: I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!


Get thee behind me, for I am #2!

/for now
//won't last long
///I usually vie for dead last
 
2014-08-08 03:41:54 PM

knbber2: steppenwolf: I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!

Get thee behind me, for I am #2!

/for now
//won't last long
///I usually vie for dead last


I always knew you were the shiat!
 
2014-08-08 03:42:56 PM
How in the hell?   10 out of 11 on the hard quiz, 6 out of 10 on the easy...
 
2014-08-08 03:44:46 PM
I did far worse on the easy one, and I was pretty unspectacular for the hard one.  Go figure.
 
2014-08-08 03:45:27 PM

steppenwolf: knbber2: steppenwolf: I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!

Get thee behind me, for I am #2!

/for now
//won't last long
///I usually vie for dead last

I always knew you were the shiat!


Hit enter before I reviewed that, makes me feel pretty crappy.
 
2014-08-08 03:46:25 PM

knbber2: steppenwolf: knbber2: steppenwolf: I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!

Get thee behind me, for I am #2!

/for now
//won't last long
///I usually vie for dead last

I always knew you were the shiat!

Hit enter before I reviewed that, makes me feel pretty crappy.


shiat happens; no need to dump on yourself.
 
2014-08-08 03:48:33 PM
I slapped my mammy during lunch.
 
2014-08-08 03:52:57 PM
i90.photobucket.com
Woohoo!! I'm clocking out and going home on that note!
 
2014-08-08 03:53:15 PM

steppenwolf: knbber2: steppenwolf: knbber2: steppenwolf: I'M NUMBER 3! I'M NUMBER 3!

Get thee behind me, for I am #2!

/for now
//won't last long
///I usually vie for dead last

I always knew you were the shiat!

Hit enter before I reviewed that, makes me feel pretty crappy.

shiat happens; no need to dump on yourself.


*golf clap*
 
2014-08-08 03:56:28 PM
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 818

Woohoo! Number four ...

/ aaand it's gone
 
2014-08-08 03:56:56 PM
One day I'll get a score of 0, but that day is not today.

I accidently guessed right on one of them.
 
2014-08-08 03:57:19 PM
Hard: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 680 (185 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 903 (97 seconds)

Partial redemption on easy mode does not make up for failure on hard mode. Well done, quizmasters. Apparently I'm not reading enough of the farking articles, because I certainly don't feel like I was productive this week.

Also, since I do read those things, the freeing up of a potential winning slot for a Liter does take a bit of the sting out of it.
 
2014-08-08 03:59:22 PM
I suck.

Enough about me, now I'm off to take the quiz.....
 
2014-08-08 04:10:29 PM
If I slap my mammy I'll have to do the test with a broken arm though.

Lessee what happens if I do it before slapping her around.

...shoulda done the slappin'.
 
2014-08-08 04:20:13 PM
7/10 on the easy quiz, but the worst part it I got them all right except the last 3. :/
 
2014-08-08 04:37:27 PM
187 points. Woot!
 
2014-08-08 04:39:06 PM
*looks at astronomy chart*

hmm, full moon in a couple days.  might explain why I got 7 of 11 on the hard and 5 of 10 on the easy quiz.

/crazy, man
 
2014-08-08 06:21:47 PM
tank one, do well on the other.

dangit.
 
2014-08-08 08:59:32 PM
Oakenraven995
duckbutter959
wxboy925
Xanadone912
Maegmariel910
BinaryOrc908
JasonOfOrillia907
nthnasmth902
shopball901
knight_on_the_rail893


first time I've made the leaderboard in a while.
 
2014-08-09 11:21:35 AM
Mammy?

/I barely even registered in the tally :/
 
2014-08-09 11:54:04 AM

xanadian: Mammy?

/I barely even registered in the tally :/


I read that headline as slap a mammary and got kind of turned on for a second.
 
2014-08-09 01:03:15 PM
eil.com
 
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