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(Rolling Stone)   There's a lot of history at Weird Al's house: "rock & roll, porno and the Yankovics"   (rollingstone.com) divider line 34
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2014-08-08 05:41:55 PM  
If anyone deserves to be on top, it's Weird Al.
 
2014-08-08 06:37:09 PM  
Give him the damn Superbowl!

Yes, the trophy. Forget halftime.
 
2014-08-08 06:39:19 PM  
If there is someone who I want to see in concert before I die it is Weird Al. I hope he goes on tour  and comes to Ottawa or at least Montreal
 
2014-08-08 06:40:36 PM  
I read this a week ago.   I am so better than all of you for it.

/I wanna see that closet.
 
2014-08-08 07:01:19 PM  
I didn't know he was the father of the kid from Third Rock from the Sun.

assets.rollingstone.com
 
2014-08-08 07:08:54 PM  

BobBastard: I read this a week ago.   I am so better than all of you for it.

/I wanna see that closet.


theres a short video of it right at the top of the article.
 
2014-08-08 07:13:26 PM  

BobBastard: I read this a week ago.   I am so better than all of you for it.

/I wanna see that closet.


The only thing in there is Vanna Wight.
 
2014-08-08 07:17:26 PM  

BobBastard: I read this a week ago.   I am so better than all of you for it.

/I wanna see that closet.


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-08 07:22:55 PM  

macross87: c1.staticflickr.com


I don't know who you are but I am madly in love with you as of this moment.

Side note:

His daughter seems to have the exact same chin and cheekbones.

She's a doctored clone isn't she?
 
2014-08-08 07:25:03 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Are you there, Al?  It's me, Cupid.  There's a girl I want you to meet.
 
2014-08-08 07:29:11 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: macross87: c1.staticflickr.com

I don't know who you are but I am madly in love with you as of this moment.

Side note:

His daughter seems to have the exact same chin and cheekbones.

She's a doctored clone isn't she?


She thinks she's a clone now.
There's always two of her just a-hangin' around.
 
2014-08-08 07:31:41 PM  

BKITU: Capo Del Bandito: macross87: c1.staticflickr.com

I don't know who you are but I am madly in love with you as of this moment.

Side note:

His daughter seems to have the exact same chin and cheekbones.

She's a doctored clone isn't she?

She thinks she's a clone now.
There's always two of her just a-hangin' around.


Sonofabiatch. I set myself up for that and I didn't even catch it...
 
2014-08-08 07:32:27 PM  

BKITU: Capo Del Bandito: macross87: c1.staticflickr.com

I don't know who you are but I am madly in love with you as of this moment.

Side note:

His daughter seems to have the exact same chin and cheekbones.

She's a doctored clone isn't she?

She thinks she's a clone now.
There's always two of her just a-hangin' around.


I was. Too slow.


/was does RS hate my cellphone
 
2014-08-08 07:51:49 PM  
I remember being on the WA message boards when Nina was born. 11 years already?
 
2014-08-08 08:05:19 PM  

rikkards: If there is someone who I want to see in concert before I die it is Weird Al. I hope he goes on tour  and comes to Ottawa or at least Montreal


I got to see him about ten years ago at the Holiday Star in Merrillville, IN. I took my five-year old nephew so it wouldn't seem too weird. Top notch choreography with the Angry White Boy Polka. They played clips from the original singers' videos while he sang and their lips matched up perfectly.
 
2014-08-08 08:11:26 PM  

Decillion: Give him the damn Superbowl!

Yes, the trophy. Forget halftime.


He peaked too early.  Should have dropped the album in November if he wanted the SuperBowl.
 
2014-08-08 08:24:54 PM  
Weird Al is so 1989.
 
2014-08-08 08:26:32 PM  

baltimoreblonde: I remember being on the WA message boards when Nina was born. 11 years already?



Is there a countdown clock yet for when she turns 18?
 
2014-08-08 08:29:12 PM  

Gilligann: baltimoreblonde: I remember being on the WA message boards when Nina was born. 11 years already?


Is there a countdown clock yet for when she turns 18?


Not unless you want to get bashed over the head with Daddy's biggest, heaviest accordion. I've got a feeling Al's one of those "5 rules for dating my daughter" types.

/and good on him for being so
 
2014-08-08 08:31:17 PM  
...a wig and merkin made from sweet Michelle's hair?
 
2014-08-08 08:41:36 PM  
Holy crap, an informative article about a musician I actually respect.

Any one else feel a little creepy knowing that much about his house tho?
 
2014-08-08 08:43:47 PM  
Also, fark Cartoon Network in every orifice with petrified asparagus.
 
2014-08-08 10:50:24 PM  
Weird Al...now ponified!

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-08 11:02:59 PM  
Did they ever have career day at that kid's school?

"My dad's an accountant."
"My dad's a fireman."
"My dad is Weird Al Jankovic!"
 
2014-08-08 11:57:53 PM  

baronbloodbath: Weird Al...now ponified!

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 345x487]


What's funny is he had Pinkie Pie's hair 30 years before she existed... someone has GOT to ask Lauren Faust if that was intentional. I've read that Al was one of the celebrities she really wanted (Matt Smith being the other, and she went ahead and made Time Tuner [Dr. Whooves] anyway.)
 
2014-08-09 12:03:49 AM  
Is that his real hair or a hangover from the 80's?
 
2014-08-09 02:23:06 AM  
when weird al dies I will openly weep.
 
2014-08-09 08:42:06 AM  

Billy Liar: Are you there, Al?  It's me, Cupid.  There's a girl I want you to meet.


It was a GOOD thing that Weird Al married the woman Billy Mummy introduced to him. A VERY GOOD thing.
 
2014-08-09 08:56:03 AM  
one of the best concerts i've img.fark.netever seen.  not saying that lightly.
 
2014-08-09 02:23:48 PM  
I've only cried from laughing so much two times in my entire life.

The first time I saw Weir Al live.
The second time I saw Weird Al live.

My wife and I actually delayed the birth of our son so we could go to that first one.
 
2014-08-09 03:27:28 PM  
He's making me think it might be OK to have a kid in my 40s, after all. My fiancee has a kid, but we've thought about having another. I worry because I'm not sure it's a great idea to have a teenager when you're in your early 60s. There's also the health concerns when a woman in her 40s has children.

But Al seems so happy, and everything seems to be great. His kid seems sweet and well-adjusted. This makes for a great argument in favor of late parenthood.
 
2014-08-09 03:29:12 PM  

meteorite: I've only cried from laughing so much two times in my entire life.

The first time I saw Weir Al live.
The second time I saw Weird Al live.

My wife and I actually delayed the birth of our son so we could go to that first one.


Delayed the birth... You mean, she was pregnant, about to give birth, and you put a cork in her or something?
 
2014-08-09 03:58:41 PM  

WilderKWight: meteorite: I've only cried from laughing so much two times in my entire life.

The first time I saw Weir Al live.
The second time I saw Weird Al live.

My wife and I actually delayed the birth of our son so we could go to that first one.

Delayed the birth... You mean, she was pregnant, about to give birth, and you put a cork in her or something?


We went to baby doc for a checkup, doc said baby was big enough for birth despite being a couple weeks early, and said she could induce labor early to get him out if we wanted. We passed on that option because we had Weird Al tickets that weekend. Doctor was confused but hey, they were good seats and we even got to meet him after the show was done!
 
2014-08-09 04:55:30 PM  
We take out mini marshmallows and put them on sticks and roast them over a candle.

Now, THAT is just plain awesome!  Makes me wish I had kids again so I could teach them that one ;)
 
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