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(CNN)   Justin Bieber thinks Pakistani heroine Malala Yousafzai would make a great belieber   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-08-08 03:36:48 PM  
What about Rocky Marciano?
 
2014-08-08 03:57:17 PM  
She snubs him and Orlando Bloom comes out of NOWHERE WITH A FOLDING CHAIR!! BY GAWD KING, HE HAS A FAMILY!
 
2014-08-08 05:13:46 PM  
something something sign of the apocalypse something something.
 
2014-08-08 05:17:05 PM  
She needs that like she needs a ....
...
... no.  I just can't make that joke.  Even I have standards I guess.
 
2014-08-08 05:17:21 PM  
... He really is a self-absorbed little prick, isn't he?
 
2014-08-08 05:17:48 PM  
It would be wierd for me, having someone I admire so much all gaga over someone of no substance whatsoever.
 
2014-08-08 05:18:19 PM  
Good. Now the religious fanatics will declare a fatwa on him.

'So grandpa, when did the world finally decide to embrace Islam?'
'World opinion changed sharply when they killed Justin Beiber.'
'Who?'
'Exactly, now wash your hands and grab your mat- it's time to give thanks.'
 
2014-08-08 05:23:45 PM  

redsquid: Good. Now the religious fanatics will declare a fatwa on him.

'So grandpa, when did the world finally decide to embrace Islam?'
'World opinion changed sharply when they killed Justin Beiber.'
'Who?'
'Exactly, now wash your hands and grab your mat- it's time to give thanks.'


lol
 
2014-08-08 05:24:16 PM  

redsquid: Good. Now the religious fanatics will declare a fatwa on him.

'So grandpa, when did the world finally decide to embrace Islam?'
'World opinion changed sharply when they killed Justin Beiber.'
'Who?'
'Exactly, now wash your hands and grab your mat- it's time to give thanks.'


I'm only doing that if I get to throw a stone.
 
2014-08-08 05:26:18 PM  
Justin really empathized with the whole "people wanting to shoot you in face" thing.
 
2014-08-08 05:26:24 PM  
soon he'll realize "oh fark, i'm gonna get old and still be justin bieber for the rest of my life" and then go into a depression that will cause him to become a recluse of jacksonian proportions.
 
2014-08-08 05:27:34 PM  
I know it's highly immature of me, but I'd love to see someone kick him so hard in the balls, they fly out his nose.  My absolute irrational hatred of this kid boggles even my own mind, but I just can't stand his ass.
 
2014-08-08 05:27:42 PM  
She could kick his ass.

In a just world, she would get to do that as a prize for her bravery.
 
2014-08-08 05:28:23 PM  
Great, she survived the Taliban only to be hunted down by legions of psychotic, borderline homocidal 'beliebers'.
 
2014-08-08 05:29:52 PM  
has that poor girl not suffered enough already??!
 
2014-08-08 05:30:48 PM  
If he can get more girls interested in her story, what's the problem
 
2014-08-08 05:37:17 PM  

Who the Frack cares!!!!!!

 
2014-08-08 05:43:56 PM  

LazerFish: soon he'll realize "oh fark, i'm gonna get old and still be justin bieber for the rest of my life" and then go into a depression that will cause him to become a recluse of jacksonian proportions.


Never happened to Donny Osmond, why would it happen to Bieber?

Biebs will become the Donny Osmond of the current generation. much as Paul McCartney became the Perry Como of a previous one.
 
2014-08-08 05:44:58 PM  

xtech: has that poor girl not suffered enough already??!


Well.....she can always put forth with some bullshiat act and soak him for his money.
 
2014-08-08 05:46:18 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I know it's highly immature of me, but I'd love to see someone kick him so hard in the balls, they fly out his nose.  My absolute irrational hatred of this kid boggles even my own mind, but I just can't stand his ass.


Get a really good MMA/kickboxer (who is currently serving time in prison) and tell them their sentence will be commuted to 1 hour of community service if they can successfully expel Bieber's balls from his scrotum. In 10 tries or less.
 
2014-08-08 05:47:00 PM  
A crowd of irrational, screaming idiots is how she got shot in the first place!
 
2014-08-08 05:48:50 PM  
I'm turned between going with

Hasn't that girl suffered enough,

or

In fairness, Justin Bieber's music sounds a lot better, after you have been shot in the head.
 
2014-08-08 05:53:34 PM  
Please don't put this guy on the main page. It's all fun and games when he's on the other tab, but putting him on the main page is like we're supposed to take him seriously.
 
2014-08-08 05:54:22 PM  
Wtf is all of that shiat on his upper lip and chin?
 
2014-08-08 05:59:18 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Never happened to Donny Osmond, why would it happen to Bieber?


Compare and contrast

www.gossip.is

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-08-08 06:04:22 PM  

jaytkay: gravy chugging cretin.: Never happened to Donny Osmond, why would it happen to Bieber?

Compare and contrast

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I swore I wouldn't comment in this thread, but holy crap! That looks like someone begging for an asskicking, and i say that as someone who got lots of asskickings at that age.
 
2014-08-08 06:04:40 PM  
No penis... check!

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 06:05:27 PM  

LazerFish: soon he'll realize "oh fark, i'm gonna get old and still be justin bieber for the rest of my life" and then go into a depression that will cause him to become a recluse of jacksonian proportions.


I was going to say winehousian.
 
2014-08-08 06:08:24 PM  
You know, if it wasn't so disrespectful, it seems like Malala would be the next logical "Chuck Norris Facts" subject.

"Beliebers are just teenage girls Malala hasn't enlightened yet."

"Malala mends her wounds with her iron will"

Stuff like that.
 
2014-08-08 06:12:17 PM  
Bieber has helped grant the wishes of more than 200 children through the Make-A-Wish Foundation, which fulfills the wishes of children diagnosed with a life-threatening medical conditions.


*CLUTCHES CHEST*

It's the big one!  I'm coming to see you Elizabeth!

I've got just one wish before I go.  I wish ... I wish ... I wish that somebody would kick Beiber so hard in the nards that they fly out his nose.
 
2014-08-08 06:15:26 PM  
Too bad she doesn't qualify because she's literate.
 
2014-08-08 06:20:40 PM  
Who cares what Justin Bieber thinks?

I'm not even convinced he's capable of it, given his recent behavior
 
2014-08-08 06:25:13 PM  
Bieber is like the LDS church, converting folks posthumously or whether they want it or not.  First Anne Frank and now Malala Yousafzai.
 
2014-08-08 06:25:51 PM  
I believe in him.  He's been on my celebrity OD list for a couple years now.
 
2014-08-08 06:28:13 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If he can get more girls interested in her story, what's the problem


Does he have fans anymore?
 
2014-08-08 06:32:37 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I know it's highly immature of me, but I'd love to see someone kick him so hard in the balls, they fly out his nose.  My absolute irrational hatred of this kid boggles even my own mind, but I just can't stand his ass.


I think what gave me unending hatred of him was when he pissed in the mop bucket. I just think it was a dick move and somebody will have to clean his pee up after him. Having mopped floors before I really wished someone would have dumped the whole bucket on him.
 
2014-08-08 06:38:53 PM  
Taliban, you're targeting the wrong person.
 
2014-08-08 06:41:08 PM  

All_Farked_Up: Who the Frack cares!!!!!!


Oh, good, another one for grey 2.

/You're lying.
//You care enough to post how much you don't care.
 
2014-08-08 06:45:41 PM  

He's a farking remora, latching on to anyone, anyone, that may help elevate his brand.

What an asshole.

 
2014-08-08 06:51:31 PM  

Cpl.D: I believe in him.  He's been on my celebrity OD list for a couple years now.


He doesn't do nearly enough drugs to OD. Godammit.
He's actually this douchey while in his right mind.
 
2014-08-08 06:56:55 PM  

sharphead: No penis... check!


It's as if a hipster/gangsta lesbian couple had a child together. Poor women :'(
 
2014-08-08 07:00:50 PM  
Yes, but we all know what became of the last 'belieber' convert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_zZOduSNc
 
2014-08-08 07:28:10 PM  

you are a puppet: redsquid: Good. Now the religious fanatics will declare a fatwa on him.

'So grandpa, when did the world finally decide to embrace Islam?'
'World opinion changed sharply when they killed Justin Beiber.'
'Who?'
'Exactly, now wash your hands and grab your mat- it's time to give thanks.'

lol


THIS
 
2014-08-08 07:31:19 PM  

Dansker: jaytkay: gravy chugging cretin.: Never happened to Donny Osmond, why would it happen to Bieber?

Compare and contrast

[www.gossip.is image 445x548]

[img.gawkerassets.com image 320x563]

I swore I wouldn't comment in this thread, but holy crap! That looks like someone begging for an asskicking, and i say that as someone who got lots of asskickings at that age.


I am just seriously baffled by the tight-ass pants that sag so much they look like a sh*tty diaper wrapped in spandex.
 
2014-08-08 08:25:47 PM  
Bravo,  subby.

In the same headline, you've managed to put the 2 teens who occupy each of the far ends of the societal worth spectrum.

High degree of difficulty.
 
2014-08-08 08:31:56 PM  

whosits_112: Dansker: jaytkay: gravy chugging cretin.: Never happened to Donny Osmond, why would it happen to Bieber?

Compare and contrast

[www.gossip.is image 445x548]

[img.gawkerassets.com image 320x563]

I swore I wouldn't comment in this thread, but holy crap! That looks like someone begging for an asskicking, and i say that as someone who got lots of asskickings at that age.

I am just seriously baffled by the tight-ass pants that sag so much they look like a sh*tty diaper wrapped in spandex.


It's the constantly furrowed brow that makes me punchy.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

The only one who out-furrows him is Jaden Smith

pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com

It's male duck-face
 
2014-08-08 09:10:33 PM  
Then she can go home and tell everyone, Western civilization is truly dead.
 
2014-08-08 09:11:19 PM  

IlGreven: All_Farked_Up: Who the Frack cares!!!!!!

Oh, good, another one for grey 2.

/You're lying.
//You care enough to post how much you don't care.


The only poster worse and more annoying than the "who?" Or the "who cares?" Poster is the one who immediately calls him out.
/you.
//you are that poster.
///you are gray 2.
 
2014-08-08 09:18:10 PM  
Geez CNN. Are you Bieber's press agent now? That was the puffiest puff piece ever puffed up.
 
2014-08-08 09:34:46 PM  

Por que tan serioso: IlGreven: All_Farked_Up: Who the Frack cares!!!!!!

Oh, good, another one for grey 2.

/You're lying.
//You care enough to post how much you don't care.

The only poster worse and more annoying than the "who?" Or the "who cares?" Poster is the one who immediately calls him out.
/you.
//you are that poster.
///you are gray 2.


What about the one who calls out the one who calls out?
/oh crud I've posted in a bieber thread
 
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