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(Daily Dot)   Homeland Security official finds out that if a mom agrees to let you have sex with her 13-year-old daughter, it's probably an FBI sting   (dailydot.com ) divider line 29
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2014-08-08 04:35:36 PM  
Why don't you have a seat over there.  ---------------------->
 
2014-08-08 05:04:40 PM  
WTF is an AP Address?
 
2014-08-08 05:22:06 PM  

dramboxf: WTF is an AP Address?


Its the Daily Dots understanding of the internet.

Also, same guy who wrote this further up:

"he'd tried to use Craigslist to get solicit a mother"
 
2014-08-08 06:11:59 PM  
"Probably"? So that means there's still a chance?
 
2014-08-08 06:35:48 PM  
He's a Homeland Security official. Who does this lowly FBI peon think he is?
 
2014-08-08 06:37:38 PM  

fusillade762: "Probably"? So that means there's still a chance?


Sadly, my guess would be that most offers aren't actually FBI stings.  You just don't hear about them.
 
2014-08-08 06:40:01 PM  
The Internet:  where the men are men, the women are men, and the 13-year-old girls are FBI agents.
 
2014-08-08 06:43:24 PM  
They exchanged photos then charged him with child pornography...

I wonder if it was due to the photos they sent him.
 
2014-08-08 06:44:29 PM  
Writer was so busy touching himself to a kiddy-diddler story that he forgot to check his draft for grammar, spelling, and style.
 
2014-08-08 06:46:22 PM  
Watch the person in that stock photo sue.
 
2014-08-08 06:49:06 PM  
I'm all for rounding up child predators, but this seems to stretch it a bit.  So undercover cops send apparently nude or sexually suggestive photos of one of their own female cops then arrest him for child porn because they told him she was 13.    At least have him try to meet up with her somewhere.
 
2014-08-08 06:51:17 PM  

dramboxf: WTF is an AP Address?


You can find the answer at *gets out wrinkled paper* h t t p two dots, slash, slash, doubleyew doubleyew doubleyew dot ... all one word ... alta vista dot com as in c o m.

And then hit enter.
 
2014-08-08 06:52:47 PM  
The suspect lives in Elverta which has an odd combination of Russian Immigrants and confederate flag waving good old boys. (yes this is Northern California)
I use to drive through there on my way home from work in downtown Sacramento. Oddness.
 
2014-08-08 06:53:17 PM  
Daily doh!
 
2014-08-08 06:53:57 PM  

RogermcAllen: fusillade762: "Probably"? So that means there's still a chance?

Sadly, my guess would be that most offers aren't actually FBI stings.  You just don't hear about them.


Nice try, Mr. Hanson. Everybody's on to you.
 
2014-08-08 06:54:14 PM  
Well at least we know his cavities will be thoroughly checked for explosives by his fellow inmates.
 
2014-08-08 06:58:34 PM  
Oh 4chan, is there anyone you can't corrupt?
 
2014-08-08 06:59:27 PM  
Staring at outlines of people's asses makes you an official, now?
 
2014-08-08 07:00:54 PM  
i289.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 07:13:41 PM  

nijika: dramboxf: WTF is an AP Address?

You can find the answer at *gets out wrinkled paper* h t t p two dots, slash, slash, doubleyew doubleyew doubleyew dot ... all one word ... alta vista dot com as in c o m.

And then hit enter.


That's a bit complicated. What's the AOL keyword?
 
2014-08-08 07:21:51 PM  
 
2014-08-08 07:27:47 PM  
This again? They should just set up a sign-up service for stupid perverts who want to go to prison.

Even I think 13 is a little young. But where did they find an FBI agent who looks underage? Is she cute? What's her Fark handle?

By the way, I have no intentions of actually overthrowing the government in my quest for global domination, I'm just acting out a fantasy. Really. My hordes of invisible minions notwithstanding.
 
2014-08-08 07:33:24 PM  

oukewldave: I'm all for rounding up child predators, but this seems to stretch it a bit.  So undercover cops send apparently nude or sexually suggestive photos of one of their own female cops then arrest him for child porn because they told him she was 13.    At least have him try to meet up with her somewhere.


You know the drugs they pretend to sell you are fake too, right?

Attempting a crime is still a crime.

And as far as he knew, he'd ALREADY committed the crime by being sexually explicit online with a minor. And kept doing it. For three weeks.

If you get a bag full of newspaper and dye packs after robbing a bank, you're not off the hook because you never actually took any money.
 
2014-08-08 07:34:51 PM  
"Hristovski began communicating exclusively with the daughter, trading photographs and sexual information.". Oh yes, he was sooo entrapp-ed,Bahlated and Okwldave. I wonder about you two. I'm tellin' mom!
 
2014-08-08 08:20:44 PM  

Fluid: He's a Homeland Security official. Who does this lowly FBI peon think he is?


If he was actually a Homeland Security official, or a HSI special agent, or even an immigration officer, he probably would have gotten a pass.

Dude was a Transportation Security Officer.  That barely even outranks civilian.
 
2014-08-08 09:06:22 PM  
First sentence wrong.

/fark the internet
 
2014-08-08 09:36:20 PM  
They should really try that with the rest of the TSA, but then where would I go for my free fondling?
 
2014-08-08 10:26:17 PM  
Or, she's THE BEST MOM EVER!  Eh?  Eh?  Am I right?

Hey, where you going?
 
2014-08-09 12:17:29 AM  

oukewldave: I'm all for rounding up child predators, but this seems to stretch it a bit.  So undercover cops send apparently nude or sexually suggestive photos of one of their own female cops then arrest him for child porn because they told him she was 13.    At least have him try to meet up with her somewhere.


That does make for better TV.
 
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