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(CBS Detroit)   Sh*t   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 94
    More: Sick, Lansing, tags, human waste, freeways  
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12567 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2014 at 3:10 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-08 02:14:23 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 02:25:58 PM  
The sewer system is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
 
2014-08-08 02:53:23 PM  
The most upsetting thing about this story is that they used the word "smeared" to describe it.
 
2014-08-08 03:02:39 PM  
Whoa. So sad. All those years he spent crapping in the tank of his beloved truck, all wasted.
 
2014-08-08 03:11:00 PM  
...and no one noticed.
 
2014-08-08 03:11:32 PM  
A fitting way to end Shart Week.
 
2014-08-08 03:12:44 PM  
img.fark.net
I hate shiat.
 
2014-08-08 03:12:56 PM  
two girls one truck
 
2014-08-08 03:13:01 PM  
I think in Detroit its pronounced, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit"
 
2014-08-08 03:13:23 PM  
Couldn't have happened to a better state.
 
2014-08-08 03:13:40 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-08 03:13:41 PM  

Anayalator: ...and no one noticed.


Woah woah woah, of course they did.  I mean, it's not like this happened in  New Jersey.
 
2014-08-08 03:14:08 PM  
People running neighborhood improvement projects are seeing the fruits of their labor.
 
2014-08-08 03:14:28 PM  
That stinks.
 
2014-08-08 03:14:39 PM  

gopher321: I think in Detroit its pronounced, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit"


That'd be in Baltimore.
 
2014-08-08 03:15:01 PM  
Eeeeebolaaaaa
 
2014-08-08 03:15:30 PM  

exick: The most upsetting thing about this story is that they used the word "smeared" to describe it.


I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out, and now it's my favorite part of the article. If this article had escaped zoo monkeys, it would be story of the year.
 
2014-08-08 03:15:32 PM  
he was a young driver
Just out on his second job.
And he was carrying a load of pasty crap
from everyone in that coal scarred city
Where children played without despair near back yard toilets
and folks managed to drop each day
50,000 pounds of poop
 
2014-08-08 03:16:05 PM  
This is a harbinger of the Detroit Lions' season.
 
2014-08-08 03:16:46 PM  
FTFA: the two-compartment 18-wheeler was approaching a curve - just south of the Kalamazoo Street exit - when a tire blew out, causing the waste to shift to the second compartment.

Shift happens.
 
2014-08-08 03:16:58 PM  
So detroit finally serves a purpose.
 
2014-08-08 03:16:58 PM  
And the property values in the immediate area rose...
 
2014-08-08 03:17:33 PM  
Wasn't Detroit already smeared in shiat?  Probably cheaper to just rename the state slogan.
 
2014-08-08 03:17:52 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [img.fark.net image 550x288]
I hate shiat.



Was that real manure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
 
2014-08-08 03:18:29 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: he was a young driver
Just out on his second job.
And he was carrying a load of pasty crap
from everyone in that coal scarred city
Where children played without despair near back yard toilets
and folks managed to drop each day
50,000 pounds of poop


Harry, it sucks
 
2014-08-08 03:19:42 PM  
So it's an improvement project, right?
 
2014-08-08 03:19:53 PM  
bill_murray_baby_ruth.jpg
 
2014-08-08 03:19:57 PM  
I just finished a job in Michigan and am now back in Texas. Before I came back, I did a brewery trip throughout the state. The western half of Michigan smells like dead skunks and cow manure and there are no cows.

Michigan vegetables do rock though.
 
2014-08-08 03:19:57 PM  
i57.tinypic.com

I'll be at the bar if you need me.
 
2014-08-08 03:20:22 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 03:20:27 PM  

LeroyBourne: Wasn't Detroit already smeared in shiat?  Probably cheaper to just rename the state slogan.


Not Detroit.  Lansing, the state capitol, which means this amount of excrement traveling the streets is not unusual.
 
2014-08-08 03:21:29 PM  
Lots of corn and peanuts in that picture.
 
2014-08-08 03:22:01 PM  
Why the hell is there a truck full of Human Waste to begin with?
 
2014-08-08 03:23:30 PM  
It didn't happen in Detroit...It happened in Lansing, 96 miles from Detroit.  Since Detroit tv stations are used to talking about feces, this was the best link to use.

/not subby
 
2014-08-08 03:23:31 PM  

flynn80: Why the hell is there a truck full of Human Waste to begin with?


Hey, politicians and lawyers have to travel sometimes.
 
2014-08-08 03:23:33 PM  

wxboy: LeroyBourne: Wasn't Detroit already smeared in shiat?  Probably cheaper to just rename the state slogan.

Not Detroit.  Lansing, the state capitol, which means this amount of excrement traveling the streets is not unusual.


It was right after I posted that I though, shiat (pun intended) Detroit isn't a state.
/i fail.
 
2014-08-08 03:23:49 PM  
I once passed by where a full porajohn had fallen from the truck and been smashed on the street. Worst thing I ever smelled.  And I have kids.
 
2014-08-08 03:25:24 PM  
that's a big skid mark
 
2014-08-08 03:25:36 PM  
Oh........shait.
 
2014-08-08 03:26:42 PM  
That's got to be an absolutely incredible aroma. 80 degrees and 48% humidity means it's not as bad as it could have been.
 
2014-08-08 03:26:45 PM  

bbcard1: I once passed by where a full porajohn had fallen from the truck and been smashed on the street. Worst thing I ever smelled.  And I have kids.


You know they stop smelling if you bathe them once in awhile
 
2014-08-08 03:27:16 PM  
Just a crazy frat practical joke from those boys in Ann Arbor.
 
2014-08-08 03:27:55 PM  
From TFA Comments:
Looks more like the holding tank contents of Air Force One after Michelle had her feeding.


that looks like a great new golf course for Obama to play in

The truck was making a delivery to the White House. Now Obama's next speech will have to wait until another load can be ordered.

There is already a lot of human waste in Washington DC _ most of it at the White House. :)

This is symbolic of the Obama administration...
 
2014-08-08 03:29:51 PM  
CNN is reporting a second truck has just hit the north tower.
 
2014-08-08 03:30:28 PM  

vudukungfu: From TFA Comments:
Looks more like the holding tank contents of Air Force One after Michelle had her feeding.


that looks like a great new golf course for Obama to play in

The truck was making a delivery to the White House. Now Obama's next speech will have to wait until another load can be ordered.

There is already a lot of human waste in Washington DC _ most of it at the White House. :)

This is symbolic of the Obama administration...



Some people have a potty mouth.
 
2014-08-08 03:30:56 PM  
Amiker said three additional vehicles crashed while trying to avoid the accident scene.

Don't blame them.

Wonder if any friends and family ran into that little shiat show. Or, you know, smelled it from a distance...
 
2014-08-08 03:31:00 PM  

calbert: that's a big skid mark


Hearty applause gif inserted here.

My Mom used to call them "muff-buttons"
 
2014-08-08 03:33:02 PM  

Gonz: That's got to be an absolutely incredible aroma. 80 degrees and 48% humidity means it's not as bad as it could have been.


*confuses this for a wine tasting*
 
GBB
2014-08-08 03:35:12 PM  
Golly!
 
2014-08-08 03:35:37 PM  

gameshowhost: Gonz: That's got to be an absolutely incredible aroma. 80 degrees and 48% humidity means it's not as bad as it could have been.

*confuses this for a wine tasting*


What can I say? I'm a connoisseur, and the terroir of central Michigan is renowned in certain circles for the rich, opulent Earthiness of its dingleberries.
 
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