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(The Wire)   Remember that Congressman from TN who ran on a "pro family/Pro-life" ticket but it was then revealed that he had had six mistresses and arranged abortions for one them and his wife? Well, outraged GOP voters have thrown him out-by two votes   (thewire.com) divider line 108
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2014-08-08 03:04:49 PM  
They've updated the count since subby wrote his headline.  This jerkoff is now up by 35.

Yay family values!
 
2014-08-08 03:18:49 PM  
Incumbents carry a massive advantage in all races but especially in primaries.  "Oh, I know that name, he must be good."

Democracy does have its limitations!
 
2014-08-08 03:32:53 PM  
I thought this guy wasn't running.  WTF is wrong w/you, TN.
 
2014-08-08 03:37:38 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: WTF is wrong w/you, TN.


Well, it's full of willfully ignorant hypocrites.*  That would be a good place to start.

*Or as I like to call them: "My relatives".
 
2014-08-08 03:39:08 PM  

Karac: They've updated the count since subby wrote his headline.  This jerkoff is now up by 35.

Yay family values!


You forgot the most important family value: stand by your man even when he's an abusive or murderous assclown.
 
2014-08-08 04:02:03 PM  
They said this race was gonna be tighter than his mistress.
 
2014-08-08 04:02:40 PM  

Serious Black: Karac: They've updated the count since subby wrote his headline.  This jerkoff is now up by 35.

Yay family values!

You forgot the most important family value: stand by your man even when he's an abusive or murderous assclown.


Or likes to be spanked in poopy diapers.
 
2014-08-08 04:16:42 PM  

Serious Black: Karac: They've updated the count since subby wrote his headline.  This jerkoff is now up by 35.

Yay family values!

You forgot the most important family value: stand by your man even when he's an abusive or murderous assclown.


what the GOP may look like

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2014-08-08 04:18:45 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: WTF is wrong w/you, TN.


Object your Honor!  Leading!
 
2014-08-08 04:32:48 PM  
You all really don't believe Republicans are anti-abortion and for balancing the federal budget?

That's all bullshiat they say until their daughters, wives, mistresses get pregnant or when they're running the federal government.

Talk's cheap.
 
2014-08-08 05:10:43 PM  

AirForceVet: You all really don't believe Republicans are anti-abortion and for balancing the federal budget?

That's all bullshiat they say until their daughters, wives, mistresses get pregnant or when they're running the federal government.

Talk's cheap.


His mistress's would have been a moral abortion, and deficits under a Republican administration don't matter.
 
2014-08-08 06:26:04 PM  
Why this is surprising to anyone, I have no idea.
 
2014-08-08 06:27:33 PM  
DesJarlais admitted to at least eight multiple affairs, encouraged abortions and threatened his ex-wife with a gun during a fight...and that ain't right.

Temptationized.

/mama just hung her head
 
2014-08-08 06:28:10 PM  
"Why is it always the "family value" guys that get caught with their pants down?"
 
2014-08-08 06:30:12 PM  

Ennuipoet: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: WTF is wrong w/you, TN.

Well, it's full of willfully ignorant hypocrites.*  That would be a good place to start.

*Or as I like to call them: "My relatives".


As well as votes from people that think they are being "Good Christians" by forgiving him his past mistakes.

Never mind his current intentions of course.
 
2014-08-08 06:31:21 PM  
Court documents showed that DesJarlais admitted to at least eight multiple affairs, encouraged abortions and threatened his ex-wife with a gun during a fight. The former practicing physician was also fined and reprimanded by the Tennessee Board of Medical Examiners for having sex with his patients. The Aristocrats
 
2014-08-08 06:31:26 PM  
The GOP hasn't had any legitimate claim to being the 'Party of Family Values' since at LEAST Gingrich.
 
2014-08-08 06:34:02 PM  
I remember this douchebag from The Colbert Report in 2012.
 
2014-08-08 06:36:05 PM  
As long as you apologize, no that's not it, as long as you don't condone what you did, not that's not it either, as long as you are not a Democrat while doing those things, it's ok.  Yep that was the one.
 
2014-08-08 06:39:24 PM  
Pricipal caught sayof subby?


/I remeber it well
 
2014-08-08 06:39:51 PM  

LordJiro: The GOP hasn't had any legitimate claim to being the 'Party of Family Values' since at LEAST Gingrich.


agreed. honestly neither party seems to care much about actual people more about how to please corporations.
 
2014-08-08 06:43:45 PM  

HighZoolander: I remeber it well


If you had meberred it well the first time, you wouldn't have had to remeber it.
 
2014-08-08 06:49:12 PM  
Well, you see, he's a Christian, so it doesn't really matter because ultimately, he is forgiven.

If he were Muslim, it would prove how all of Islam is absolutely evil.
 
2014-08-08 06:51:31 PM  

edmo: Well, you see, he's a Christian, so it doesn't really matter because ultimately, he is forgiven.

If he were Muslim, it would prove how all of Islam is absolutely evil.


White privilege means never having to say you're sorry.
 
2014-08-08 06:54:37 PM  
That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable.  I have known a few extremely beautiful, yet extremely religious women that have gone virtually untouched by men all during their 20s, because of that  notion they have to get married before they have sex.  I am not too familiar with religious rules, but if I was a religious type, I would research that and see if the punishment was something I could live with.  20 years in purgatory?  Done, now where are the girls?
 
2014-08-08 06:58:51 PM  

LordJiro: The GOP hasn't had any legitimate claim to being the 'Party of Family Values' since at LEAST Gingrich.


I would have to go back to Eisenhower .
 
2014-08-08 06:59:14 PM  

Gulper Eel: DesJarlais admitted to at least eight multiple affairs


Wow, he must really love his country!
 
2014-08-08 07:06:29 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable


I personally wouldn't find it all that difficult not to have multiple affairs, and forcing my wife and mistresses into abortion.

But what do I know?  I'm just a sinner.
 
2014-08-08 07:14:56 PM  

Zerochance: Pumpernickel bread: That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable

I personally wouldn't find it all that difficult not to have multiple affairs, and forcing my wife and mistresses into abortion.

But what do I know?  I'm just a sinner.


Have you seen this guy? He looks like George Clooney. The women are throwing themselves at him. He prays every morning for the strength to do the right thing, but there's only so much one man can do in the face of so much temptation. He's helpless. It's really not his fault.

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2014-08-08 07:22:58 PM  
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2014-08-08 07:23:43 PM  

The Larch: Zerochance: Pumpernickel bread: That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable

I personally wouldn't find it all that difficult not to have multiple affairs, and forcing my wife and mistresses into abortion.

But what do I know?  I'm just a sinner.

Have you seen this guy? He looks like George Clooney. The women are throwing themselves at him. He prays every morning for the strength to do the right thing, but there's only so much one man can do in the face of so much temptation. He's helpless. It's really not his fault.


Maybe he's really good in bed or has a 10 inch dong?

/Looks like the cop brother-in- law guy from Breaking Bad
 
2014-08-08 07:24:09 PM  

Zerochance: Pumpernickel bread: That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable

I personally wouldn't find it all that difficult not to have multiple affairs, and forcing my wife and mistresses into abortion.

But what do I know?  I'm just a sinner.


Been married twenty years now. No abortions. No mistresses. Not even a one-nighter with a rent boy. Damn, having progressive morals is boring.
 
2014-08-08 07:24:52 PM  
 
2014-08-08 07:27:13 PM  
How bad of a candidate are you if you can't defeat of piece of inhuman scum like this?
 
2014-08-08 07:28:29 PM  

Dog Welder: How bad of a candidate are you if you can't defeat of piece of inhuman scum like this?


A candidate that outspent him by a million dollars no less.
 
2014-08-08 07:29:37 PM  

BMulligan: HighZoolander: I remeber it well

If you had meberred it well the first time, you wouldn't have had to remeber it.


I stand roccected.
 
2014-08-08 07:48:07 PM  
Republicans don't care that he's a hypocrite, they just care that he's willing to pass laws telling other people how to live their lives.  It's all about priorities.
 
2014-08-08 07:56:56 PM  

Rootus: Republicans don't care that he's a hypocrite, they just care that he's willing to pass laws telling other people how to live their lives.  It's all about priorities.


Favorable ratio. One guy gets away with it but then hundreds of sluts and homogays are punished
 
2014-08-08 07:57:27 PM  
six mistresses

At the same time?
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-08-08 07:57:57 PM  
What's a out-by?
 
2014-08-08 07:58:42 PM  
He's a holier-than-thou hypocrite because he loves America so very much. Stop hating the faithful, libs!
 
2014-08-08 07:58:49 PM  
He didn't get the abortions.  It were those sluts who stole his semen who got them.
 
2014-08-08 08:01:15 PM  
Meh I really don't care but it's hilarious how these guys who preach family values almost always end up with multiple mistresses or rentboys.
 
2014-08-08 08:01:17 PM  
www.slate.com
 
2014-08-08 08:02:30 PM  

JavierLobo: He didn't get the abortions.  It were those sluts who stole his semen who got them.




If he'd raped them, he wouldn't have needed to get 'dem abortions.
 
2014-08-08 08:11:18 PM  

cretinbob:


I don't get it.
 
2014-08-08 08:13:53 PM  
No, according to the update he's ahead by 35 votes. I farking hate this country.
 
2014-08-08 08:23:10 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: The Larch: Zerochance: Pumpernickel bread: That's the problem with those extremely conservative social mores...they are impossible to live up to and even trying will make you miserable

I personally wouldn't find it all that difficult not to have multiple affairs, and forcing my wife and mistresses into abortion.

But what do I know?  I'm just a sinner.

Have you seen this guy? He looks like George Clooney. The women are throwing themselves at him. He prays every morning for the strength to do the right thing, but there's only so much one man can do in the face of so much temptation. He's helpless. It's really not his fault.

Maybe he's really good in bed or has a 10 inch dong?
/Looks like the cop brother-in- law guy from Breaking Bad


A 10 incher isn't going to help if he's bad in bed.
 
2014-08-08 08:23:14 PM  
I'm just surprised it's women and abortions rather than pages, interns, and prostitutes.
 
2014-08-08 08:28:53 PM  

Waldo Pepper: LordJiro: The GOP hasn't had any legitimate claim to being the 'Party of Family Values' since at LEAST Gingrich.

agreed. honestly neither party seems to care much about actual people more about how to please corporations.


So who should I vote for?
 
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