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(The Verge)   Stop me if you've heard this before, but scientists have discovered a new venomous creature in the waters of Australia   (theverge.com) divider line 17
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2014-08-08 04:41:34 PM  
Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?
 
2014-08-08 05:04:22 PM  
It must be a day that ends in "y".
 
2014-08-08 06:00:15 PM  
Why are scientists studying things in Australia?  You'd think they'd know by now, being scientists and all, that the only thing you will find in Australia is a new breed of death incarnate.  Once they've found all the venomous and poisonous creatures Australia has to offer Ayers Rock will split and reveal the Lovecraftian horror beasts that have laid dormant while the creatures in existence were deemed sufficient to drive humans from the island.
 
2014-08-08 06:01:59 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?


Actually, most budget-minded assassins in Australia just coat their blades with an inexpensive placebo.
 
2014-08-08 06:33:11 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Why are scientists studying things in Australia?  You'd think they'd know by now, being scientists and all, that the only thing you will find in Australia is a new breed of death incarnate.  Once they've found all the venomous and poisonous creatures Australia has to offer Ayers Rock will split and reveal the Lovecraftian horror beasts that have laid dormant while the creatures in existence were deemed sufficient to drive humans from the island.


Actually, Ayers Rock is an ancient sleeping elemental made of rock. Once you play the correct song, he will come back to life.
 
2014-08-08 07:45:37 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?


Some of the sheep
 
2014-08-08 09:00:58 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?


I believe Fosters Lager is poisonous, not venomous.
/Kinda like the Fosters Ale
 
2014-08-08 09:08:07 PM  
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2014-08-08 09:37:08 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?


The ladies?

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2014-08-08 10:38:14 PM  

Nadie_AZ: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?

The ladies?

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You've never seen one angry!
 
2014-08-09 12:51:55 AM  
Australia ...what are you doing.....Australia Stop!
 
2014-08-09 03:31:42 AM  
Keesingia gigas are gargantuan members of the Irukandji jellyfish family

So not a new creature. Just another member of the Manson family.
 
2014-08-09 09:39:59 AM  

Eskurido: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?

Some of the sheep

 
2014-08-09 10:02:06 AM  

ghare: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Is there anything in Australia that isn't venomous?

I believe Fosters Lager is poisonous, not venomous.
/Kinda like the Fosters Ale


To be fair, all cheap lagers are poisonous, that's not a unique feature of Australian ones.
 
2014-08-09 02:31:21 PM  
Has Sean Hannity moved into a submarine offshore from Sydney?
 
2014-08-09 04:02:21 PM  
Irukandji family

URUK HAI GAIS


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WHO'S DYING IN THIS THREAD

 
2014-08-09 04:03:15 PM  
Wow that formatting took a turn for the terrible after I hit [Add Comment]
 
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