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(The Blemish)   Kate Upton won't get naked because you're all a bunch of meanies   (theblemish.com) divider line 74
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2014-08-08 10:16:25 PM  
That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.
 
2014-08-08 11:12:22 PM  
I promise to be very very nice

/if you know what I mean
//you do
 
2014-08-08 11:15:19 PM  
Fark her
 
2014-08-08 11:17:30 PM  
I got a Jackson. Right here.
 
2014-08-08 11:18:47 PM  

jmr61: Fark her


OK
 
2014-08-08 11:22:37 PM  
Well, she'd look better is she wasn't so fat.
 
2014-08-08 11:26:51 PM  
media.giphy.com
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-08 11:29:20 PM  
I'm naked right now

/not really
 
2014-08-08 11:31:24 PM  
That horse has already left the barn.
 
2014-08-08 11:32:55 PM  
I would motorboat all seven of her seas.
 
2014-08-08 11:38:01 PM  
(attempt_to_give_a_damn.gif)
 
2014-08-08 11:45:39 PM  
Uhh...she doesn't need to...already has.
Either see thru...or leaked.
And those bikinis don't hide much.


/jerk
 
2014-08-08 11:47:21 PM  

spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.


Right. That's why actresses like Kate WInslet, Marion Cotillard, and Eva Green are just starving for work.
 
2014-08-08 11:49:50 PM  
She doesn't need to, not really.

NSFW (seriously)

/you're welcome
 
2014-08-08 11:51:06 PM  

KipKips: She doesn't need to, not really.

NSFW (seriously)

/you're welcome


That's one lucky horse.
 
2014-08-08 11:58:03 PM  

clkeagle: spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.

Right. That's why actresses like Kate WInslet, Marion Cotillard, and Eva Green are just starving for work.


And why Scarlett did full frontal nudity this year at the peak of her career
 
2014-08-09 12:00:05 AM  
Yeah, thanks, I do not need to see this pasty fat girl naked.
 
2014-08-09 12:14:27 AM  

LandOfChocolate: clkeagle: spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.

Right. That's why actresses like Kate WInslet, Marion Cotillard, and Eva Green are just starving for work.

And why Scarlett did full frontal nudity this year at the peak of her career


Exactly. Don't put Kate Upton into an actress category. She's not. The others are.
 
2014-08-09 12:25:15 AM  

Bslim: Yeah, thanks, I do not need to see this pasty fat girl naked.


If that's "fat", where do you find porn to fap to? Ethiopia online?
 
2014-08-09 12:31:06 AM  
Buncha Meanies...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-09 12:40:08 AM  

xaks: Bslim: Yeah, thanks, I do not need to see this pasty fat girl naked.

If that's "fat", where do you find porn to fap to? Ethiopia online?


How about something like this?

38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-09 12:40:22 AM  

xaks: Bslim: Yeah, thanks, I do not need to see this pasty fat girl naked.

If that's "fat", where do you find porn to fap to? Ethiopia online?


She is fat in that she gets paid millions based on her apperarence and she looks like she has never worked out and drinks heavy cream for breakfast. She will not age well and has a bad hip to waist ratio.
 
2014-08-09 12:40:59 AM  

KipKips: She doesn't need to, not really.

NSFW (seriously)

/you're welcome


Her lack of hips is disturbing

/not that I wouldn't let her touch me
/and other things
 
2014-08-09 12:53:35 AM  

jmr61: LandOfChocolate: clkeagle: spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.

Right. That's why actresses like Kate WInslet, Marion Cotillard, and Eva Green are just starving for work.

And why Scarlett did full frontal nudity this year at the peak of her career

Exactly. Don't put Kate Upton into an actress category. She's not. The others are.


has she been paid to act in a movie or tv show? Yes, she is an actress
 
2014-08-09 01:02:36 AM  
I have this thread stickied. I mean I made this thread sticky. I mean... shiat.

/ *puts away Kleenex and lotion
 
2014-08-09 01:03:50 AM  

spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.


I'll be in my bunk?
 
2014-08-09 01:06:26 AM  

spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.


2013

Thandie Newton in "Rogue" (season one)
Léa Seydoux in "Blue is the Warmest Color"
Kate Bosworth in "Big Sur"
Gaby Hoffmann in "Crystal Fairy"
Gwendoline Taylor in "Spartacus: War of the Damned"
Rose McGowan in "Wild Rose" (short art project)
Katee Sackhoff in "Riddick"
Gracie Gilbert in "Underbelly" (season six)
Anna Hutchison in "Spartacus: War of the Damned"
Lili Simmons in "Banshee" (season one)
January Jones in "Sweetwater"
Lindsay Lohan in "The Canyons"
Lake Bell in Black Rock
Rose Leslie in "Game of Thrones" (season one)
Ivana Milicevic in "Banshee" (season one)
Emilia Clarke in "Game of Thrones" (season 3)
Adèle Exarchopoulos in "Blue is the Warmest Color"
Laura Prepon in "Orange is the New Black" (season one)
Elisabeth Moss in "Top of the Lake"
Lizzy Caplan in "Masters of Sex" (season one)
Amanda Seyfried in "Lovelace"
Riki Lindhome in "Hell Baby"
Shiri Appleby in "Girls"
Emily Ratajkowski in "Blurred Lines" - music video
Rosario Dawson in "Trance"


2012
Clémence Poesy in Hopper vu par" (short art project)
Natalie Dormer in "Game of Thrones" (season two)
Meg Chambers Steedle in "Boardwalk Empire" (season three)
Hannah Ware in "Boss" (season two)
Mary-Louise Parker in "Weeds" (season eight)
Adeline Rebeillard in "Sexual Chronicles of a French Family"
Sophie Rundle in "Episodes" (season two)
Jessica Marais in "Magic City" (season one)
Piper Perabo in "Looper"
Juno Temple in "Killer Joe"
Ashley Hinshaw in "About Cherry"
Jessica Chastain in "Lawless"
Michelle Williams in "Take This Waltz"
Camilla Luddington in "Californication" (season five)
Dreama Walker in "Compliance"
Laura Prepon in "Lay The Favorite"
Ali Cobrin in "American Reunion"
Kristen Stewart in "On The Road"
Nadine Velazquez in "Flight"
Helen Hunt in "The Sessions"
Olivia Munn in "Magic Mike"
Sarah Silverman in "Take This Waltz"

2011
Esme Bianco and Sahara Knite in "Game of Thrones" (season 1)
Live Tyler in "The Ledge"
Eva Green in "Camelot"
Keira Knightley in "A Dangerous Method"
Elena Anaya in "The Skin I Live In (La Piel Que Habito)"
Charlotte Ross in "Drive Angry 3D)"
Helene Zimmer in "Q"
Sara Rue in "For Christ's Sake"
Saralisa Volm in Hotel Desire
Evan Rachel Wood in "Mildred Pierce" (mini-series)
Sara Forestier in "Le Nom des Gens"
Laura Wiggins on "Shameless" (season one)
Morena Baccarin on Homeland" (season one)
Emilia Clarke on "Game of Thrones" (season one)
Rooney Mara in "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo"
Kathleen Robertson on "Boss" (season 1)
Deborah Revy in "Q"
Lucy Lawless and Jaime Murray in "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena"
Autumn Reeser in "The Big Bang"
Lake Bell on "How to make it in America" (season one)
Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty
Kirsten Dunst in "Melancholia"
Emmy Rossum on "Shameless" (season 1)


2010
Rinko Kikuchi in "Map of the Sounds of Tokyo"
Christy Carlson Romano in "Mirrors 2"
Greta Gerwig in "Greenberg"
Violante Placido in "The American"
Serena Scott-Thomas in "Brothel"
Naomi Watts in "Mother + Child"
Mena Suvari in "The Garden of Eden"
Diane Kruger in "Inhale"
Sharon Hinnendael on "Look" (season one)
Pas de la Huerta in "Enter The Void"
Katrina Law on "Spartacus: Blood and Sand"
Gretchen Mol on "Boardwalk Empire (season one)
Sasha Grey on Entourage (season 7)
Gemma Arterton in "The Disappearance of Alice Creed"
Jessica Pare in "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Addison Timlin on "Californication" (season 4)
Anna Paquin on "True Blood" (season 3)
Tilda Swinton in "I Am Love"
Rebecca Creskoff on "Hung" (season two)
Elena Anaya + Natasha Yarovenko in "Room In Rome"
Christina Ricci in "After.Life"
Kelly Brook + Riley Steele in "Piranha 3D"
Viva Bianca on "Spartacus: Blood and Sand"
Anne Hathaway in "Love + Other Drugs"
Mary-Louise Parker in "Weeds" (season 6)
Kirsten Dunst in "All Good Things"
Paz de la Huerta on "Boardwalk Empire" (season one)
Amanda Seyfried + Julianne Moore in "Chloe"


tl;dr: Either you need to be viewing more cable TV shows, straight-to-vid films, arthouse films and specialty products or I need to be viewing less of same.
 
2014-08-09 01:11:03 AM  
The creepy thing is he typed that all out from memory
 
2014-08-09 01:32:29 AM  

Sinbox: spman: That's basically the same reason every woman in Hollywood gives as far as why they have it in their contracts that their clothes stay on. 20 years ago you did a nude scene, the movie played for a few weeks in theaters, it went to VHS and Cable and the people would forget about it. Now the HD stills get posted a month before the release of the film and get posted to every sleazy quasi porn and celebrity blog where they will remain forever allowing people to spank their monkey whenever they want. That's why very few leading actresses are willing to show the goods anymore until way later in their careers or if they're guaranteed to win the Oscar.

2013

Thandie Newton in "Rogue" (season one)
Léa Seydoux in "Blue is the Warmest Color"
Kate Bosworth in "Big Sur"
Gaby Hoffmann in "Crystal Fairy"
Gwendoline Taylor in "Spartacus: War of the Damned"
Rose McGowan in "Wild Rose" (short art project)
Katee Sackhoff in "Riddick"
Gracie Gilbert in "Underbelly" (season six)
Anna Hutchison in "Spartacus: War of the Damned"
Lili Simmons in "Banshee" (season one)
January Jones in "Sweetwater"
Lindsay Lohan in "The Canyons"
Lake Bell in Black Rock
Rose Leslie in "Game of Thrones" (season one)
Ivana Milicevic in "Banshee" (season one)
Emilia Clarke in "Game of Thrones" (season 3)
Adèle Exarchopoulos in "Blue is the Warmest Color"
Laura Prepon in "Orange is the New Black" (season one)
Elisabeth Moss in "Top of the Lake"
Lizzy Caplan in "Masters of Sex" (season one)
Amanda Seyfried in "Lovelace"
Riki Lindhome in "Hell Baby"
Shiri Appleby in "Girls"
Emily Ratajkowski in "Blurred Lines" - music video
Rosario Dawson in "Trance"


2012
Clémence Poesy in Hopper vu par" (short art project)
Natalie Dormer in "Game of Thrones" (season two)
Meg Chambers Steedle in "Boardwalk Empire" (season three)
Hannah Ware in "Boss" (season two)
Mary-Louise Parker in "Weeds" (season eight)
Adeline Rebeillard in "Sexual Chronicles of a French Family"
Sophie Rundle in "Episodes" (season two)
Jessica Marais in "Magic City" (season one)
Piper Perabo in "Looper"
Juno Temple in "Killer Joe"
Ashley Hinshaw in "About Cherry"
Jessica Chastain in "Lawless"
Michelle Williams in "Take This Waltz"
Camilla Luddington in "Californication" (season five)
Dreama Walker in "Compliance"
Laura Prepon in "Lay The Favorite"
Ali Cobrin in "American Reunion"
Kristen Stewart in "On The Road"
Nadine Velazquez in "Flight"
Helen Hunt in "The Sessions"
Olivia Munn in "Magic Mike"
Sarah Silverman in "Take This Waltz"

2011
Esme Bianco and Sahara Knite in "Game of Thrones" (season 1)
Live Tyler in "The Ledge"
Eva Green in "Camelot"
Keira Knightley in "A Dangerous Method"
Elena Anaya in "The Skin I Live In (La Piel Que Habito)"
Charlotte Ross in "Drive Angry 3D)"
Helene Zimmer in "Q"
Sara Rue in "For Christ's Sake"
Saralisa Volm in Hotel Desire
Evan Rachel Wood in "Mildred Pierce" (mini-series)
Sara Forestier in "Le Nom des Gens"
Laura Wiggins on "Shameless" (season one)
Morena Baccarin on Homeland" (season one)
Emilia Clarke on "Game of Thrones" (season one)
Rooney Mara in "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo"
Kathleen Robertson on "Boss" (season 1)
Deborah Revy in "Q"
Lucy Lawless and Jaime Murray in "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena"
Autumn Reeser in "The Big Bang"
Lake Bell on "How to make it in America" (season one)
Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty
Kirsten Dunst in "Melancholia"
Emmy Rossum on "Shameless" (season 1)


2010
Rinko Kikuchi in "Map of the Sounds of Tokyo"
Christy Carlson Romano in "Mirrors 2"
Greta Gerwig in "Greenberg"
Violante Placido in "The American"
Serena Scott-Thomas in "Brothel"
Naomi Watts in "Mother + Child"
Mena Suvari in "The Garden of Eden"
Diane Kruger in "Inhale"
Sharon Hinnendael on "Look" (season one)
Pas de la Huerta in "Enter The Void"
Katrina Law on "Spartacus: Blood and Sand"
Gretchen Mol on "Boardwalk Empire (season one)
Sasha Grey on Entourage (season 7)
Gemma Arterton in "The Disappearance of Alice Creed"
Jessica Pare in "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Addison Timlin on "Californication" (season 4)
Anna Paquin on "True Blood" (season 3)
Tilda Swinton in "I Am Love"
Rebecca Creskoff on "Hung" (season two)
Elena Anaya + Natasha Yarovenko in "Room In Rome"
Christina Ricci in "After.Life"
Kelly Brook + Riley Steele in "Piranha 3D"
Viva Bianca on "Spartacus: Blood and Sand"
Anne Hathaway in "Love + Other Drugs"
Mary-Louise Parker in "Weeds" (season 6)
Kirsten Dunst in "All Good Things"
Paz de la Huerta on "Boardwalk Empire" (season one)
Amanda Seyfried + Julianne Moore in "Chloe"


tl;dr: Either you need to be viewing more cable TV shows, straight-to-vid films, arthouse films and specialty products or I need to be viewing less of same.


Karen Gillan was naked in 2013. Movie called Not Another Happy Ending
 
2014-08-09 01:34:32 AM  

clkeagle: Marion Cotillard


citationneeded.jpg
 
2014-08-09 01:57:45 AM  
Uh, Sinbox, why type out a long list when you could have just posted a link to Mr. Skin or any of a thousand other nude celeb sites? Half the Internet is dedicated to saving you precisely that kind of effort.
 
2014-08-09 01:58:08 AM  
She's waiting until the last possible minute to cash in. You know what I mean?
 
2014-08-09 02:23:55 AM  
Totally a bookmark for after work.
 
2014-08-09 03:10:23 AM  
Meh. You've already done much much worse, Kate.

/In my mind.
//the chick from Castle was involved
///not the redhead, I'm not gone that far, Chris Hansen.
 
2014-08-09 03:19:44 AM  

nigeman: The creepy thing is he typed that all out from memory


no. the "creepy" thing is that i could have gone on for another 11 years.

/don't say I don't have some self-control.
//did "funny" you however. I did chuckle.


Dr J Zoidberg: Karen Gillan was naked in 2013. Movie called Not Another Happy Ending


Duly noted. Added to "to watch" list. Thanks.

EdgeRunner: Uh, Sinbox, why type out a long list when you could have just posted a link to Mr. Skin or any of a thousand other nude celeb sites? Half the Internet is dedicated to saving you precisely that kind of effort.


Boning up on my typing skills. They're a little rusty.

just_intonation: clkeagle: Marion Cotillard

citationneeded.jpg


La Cotillard in "Pretty Things (Les Jolies Choses)" from 2001

same but different

Given the context, do i really need to add that the above couldn't possibly be less safe for workplace viewing?

And, besides, what can we discuss that hasn't been discussed the last 100 Kate Upton threads?

1. She's ugly anywhere that's not her the facial area and the breast area.
2. She's ugly for a supermodel.
3. She's going to age like milk.
4. She's undeserving of her fame.
5. She makes half the posters want to cover her with cum. She makes the other half want to cover her (i hope metaphorically) with s*it and piss.
6.She's photogenic with the right filters and Photoshop.
7.She's seems fun for the now.
8.She's a vapid, dead-behind-the-eyes cow who should feel embarrassed to leave the house without a muumuu and she doesn't exercise and she's a flash in the pan and we've reached peak Upton and god I hate her for her fame and her wealth and her youth and her beauty and AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!
 
2014-08-09 03:30:17 AM  
Sinbox:

just_intonation: clkeagle: Marion Cotillard

citationneeded.jpg

La Cotillard in "Pretty Things (Les Jolies Choses)" from 2001

same but different


Was aware of that, but it's 13 years old.  I thought you were implying she'd done something more recent, and I had somehow missed it.  Still, though, I'd surrender to that.

/Je serai dans mon lit
 
2014-08-09 03:40:25 AM  

just_intonation: I thought you were implying she'd done something more recent, and I had somehow missed it.

NSFW links
also:

Rust + Bone - 2012.

damn fine movie even around the nudity.

/Sinbob sez "check it out".
 
2014-08-09 03:43:18 AM  

nigeman: The creepy thing is he typed that all out from memory


Guess we know Mr. Skin's Fark handle now.
 
2014-08-09 05:40:59 AM  

frozenhotchocolate: She will not age well and has a bad hip to waist ratio.


So, those are the hips and the waist she was born with.  No amount of working out would change that.  Serious question:  do you think she should get some kind of surgery to "fix" that "problem"?
 
2014-08-09 06:25:29 AM  

Sinbox: Sasha Grey on Entourage (season 7)


If I wanna see that, I'm not watching goddamn Entourage; I'll tell you that much right now.
 
2014-08-09 06:36:32 AM  

karmachameleon: Serious question: do you think she should get some kind of surgery to "fix" that "problem"?


NO! Last thing we need is another hottie getting scar tissue and/or carp lips.
 
2014-08-09 07:23:19 AM  
She needs to get naked now before she pouts on anymore poundage.  She is starting to pork out.

/still would hit it.
 
2014-08-09 07:56:54 AM  

hasty ambush: She needs to get naked now before she pouts on anymore poundage.  She is starting to pork out.

/still would hit it.


Good, healthy woman. Strong, like bull!
Make gooood wife!
 
2014-08-09 08:15:57 AM  

Bslim: Yeah, thanks, I do not need to see this pasty fat girl naked.


Virgin-like typing detected.
 
2014-08-09 08:34:56 AM  
 
2014-08-09 08:44:24 AM  
Translation: Kate Upton is still hot enough that people will buy bikini shots.

Give it a few years, she'll either be getting her rack out or quit the business.
 
2014-08-09 08:50:36 AM  
If I want to see a refrigerator, I'll just step into the kitchen.
 
2014-08-09 09:07:15 AM  
Sinbox:

Thanks, I'm gonna be busy for the next few days.
 
2014-08-09 09:48:08 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Meh. You've already done much much worse, Kate.

/In my mind.
//the chick from Castle was involved
///not the redhead, I'm not gone that far, Chris Hansen.


She's 20 IRL, her character is in college, so have at it.
 
2014-08-09 09:53:02 AM  
Wait, Liv Tyler got naked in a movie?

To the Googlecopter!
 
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