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(Science Daily)   Acute psychological stress promotes skin healing, so the next time you get a cut or scratch you may want to visit the politics tab   (sciencedaily.com ) divider line
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2014-08-08 07:10:34 PM  
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So I just need to find a cute woman and all my problems are solved?
2014-08-08 10:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
Huh... so that's why the skin between my knuckles grows back after the adamantium claws come out.
2014-08-08 10:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
Your wounds would heal instantaneously at 4chan.
2014-08-08 09:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
TFA is the main reason when I hurl scathing, deeply personal insults at my teenage daughter whenever she has a bad acne breakout.  The deep seated emotional trauma and sense of self-loathing I'm instilling in her will be offset by her clear, smooth skin.

Just kidding, I don't have kids, I just scream at random teenagers with acne whenever I can.
AOW
2014-08-08 08:22:31 PM  
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Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO


I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.
2014-08-08 08:18:03 PM  
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AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.


Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO
2014-08-08 08:13:11 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but the politics tab promotes severe gastrological distress, so it's a net loss, unless you're suffering some kind of wartime trauma.
 
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