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(Science Daily)   Acute psychological stress promotes skin healing, so the next time you get a cut or scratch you may want to visit the politics tab   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 33
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2014-08-08 07:10:34 PM
So I just need to find a cute woman and all my problems are solved?
 
2014-08-08 08:13:11 PM
Yeah, but the politics tab promotes severe gastrological distress, so it's a net loss, unless you're suffering some kind of wartime trauma.
 
2014-08-08 08:13:49 PM

themindiswatching: So I just need to find a cute woman and all my problems are solved?


I think when Marvin Gaye was singing about sexual healing, he was talking about dating a psycho
 
2014-08-08 08:15:12 PM
The politics tab makes me itch
 
AOW
2014-08-08 08:17:20 PM
I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.
 
2014-08-08 08:18:02 PM
If the politic tab causes you stress you need to reevaluate your priorities in life.

/Really people on the internet?
 
2014-08-08 08:18:03 PM

AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.


Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO
 
2014-08-08 08:18:13 PM
I attribute the politics tab for my youthful, dewy skin!

/I'm 68 years old!
//not really
///I look young for my age, tho.
 
2014-08-08 08:21:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO


Oh, Smeggy, you so crazy!
 
2014-08-08 08:21:29 PM
However, the Politics (pol-uh-tix, from the Greek 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', 'small, blood-sucking insects') Tab HAS been known to greatly exacerbate cases of ButtHurt.
 
2014-08-08 08:22:05 PM
Hanging areund my teabagger friend gave me polyps. And acne.
 
2014-08-08 08:22:22 PM
So we need to be in a situation where we can snap just like that?
 
AOW
2014-08-08 08:22:31 PM

Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO


I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.
 
2014-08-08 08:23:43 PM

AOW: Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO

I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.


I'm not here to judge what tits you post.  In fact I hope you find something gross.  I'm not here to be helpful
 
2014-08-08 08:24:59 PM

AOW: Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO

I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.


A host for tits? Fark is not your personal porn site...or your biowarfare lab, okay?
 
2014-08-08 08:26:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: AOW: Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO

I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.

A host for tits? Fark is not your personal porn site...or your biowarfare lab, okay?


The hell you say!  There is a yoga pants thread right now
 
2014-08-08 08:27:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: or your biowarfare lab, okay?


You say that in a thread about the Politics tab.
 
2014-08-08 08:27:57 PM
The next time I injure myself, I'll be sure to become really enraged about it.
 
AOW
2014-08-08 08:31:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: AOW: Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO

I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.

A host for tits? Fark is not your personal porn site...or your biowarfare lab, okay?



A host for the picture he requested. I apologise if I offended, I just wished to grant the gentleman/lady/others request for a photo. And the restroom is the only biowarfare site I desire.
 
2014-08-08 08:39:46 PM
Acute psychological stress and minocycline maybe
 
2014-08-08 08:44:21 PM
So, basically they're saying that lab rats get a healing bonus when they agro? Sounds evolutionarily plausible.
 
2014-08-08 08:57:50 PM

AOW: Gyrfalcon: AOW: Smeggy Smurf: AOW: I have only been on fark for a it over a month and I can already say in all honesty I would rather French kiss a Ebola patient than be stuck in the politics tab.

Greetings and hallucinations weirdo.  Now tits or GTFO

I'm a 68 year old, somewhat overweight man, but if that is what you wish give me a bit to find a host.

A host for tits? Fark is not your personal porn site...or your biowarfare lab, okay?


A host for the picture he requested. I apologise if I offended, I just wished to grant the gentleman/lady/others request for a photo. And the restroom is the only biowarfare site I desire.


Dude, you fit right in here. Welcome to Fark.
 
2014-08-08 09:13:31 PM
TFA is the main reason when I hurl scathing, deeply personal insults at my teenage daughter whenever she has a bad acne breakout.  The deep seated emotional trauma and sense of self-loathing I'm instilling in her will be offset by her clear, smooth skin.

Just kidding, I don't have kids, I just scream at random teenagers with acne whenever I can.
 
2014-08-08 09:32:45 PM
Politics tab is stresful?

Maybe if you're childish and can't stand your world view chalenged.

I know people don't like preaching. But I find it enjoyable enjoyable; either its validation, laughable, or gives me something to think about.

/spelling sucks I know
//yes I am drinking
///its friday, suckas!
 
2014-08-08 09:59:50 PM

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Politics tab is stresful?

Maybe if you're childish and can't stand your world view chalenged.

I know people don't like preaching. But I find it enjoyable enjoyable; either its validation, laughable, or gives me something to think about.

/spelling sucks I know
//yes I am drinking
///its friday, suckas!


Really? The politics tab is nothing more than a giant left wing circle jerk. It's like going to democratic underground but without the shiatty format.
 
2014-08-08 10:04:17 PM
Your wounds would heal instantaneously at 4chan.
 
2014-08-08 10:15:17 PM

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Politics tab is stresful?

Maybe if you're childish and can't stand your world view chalenged.

I know people don't like preaching. But I find it enjoyable enjoyable; either its validation, laughable, or gives me something to think about.

/spelling sucks I know
//yes I am drinking
///its friday, suckas!

Really? The politics tab is nothing more than a giant left wing circle jerk. It's like going to democratic underground but without the shiatty format.


It is.

My point is that most, if not all, political views aren't stressful if you handle it in a certain way.

Most people can't handle opposing views.
 
2014-08-08 10:15:52 PM
If reading an online forun is such a cause of stress, vaginal silicosis may be the underlying problem
 
2014-08-08 10:18:20 PM
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But someday they will thank you for their healthy skin. ;p
 
2014-08-08 10:19:23 PM
Huh... so that's why the skin between my knuckles grows back after the adamantium claws come out.
 
2014-08-08 10:43:48 PM

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Politics tab is stresful?

Maybe if you're childish and can't stand your world view chalenged.

I know people don't like preaching. But I find it enjoyable enjoyable; either its validation, laughable, or gives me something to think about.

/spelling sucks I know
//yes I am drinking
///its friday, suckas!

Really? The politics tab is nothing more than a giant left wing circle jerk. It's like going to democratic underground but without the shiatty format.


As opposed to that free exchange of polite ideas like Free Republic, where they banninate anyone who remotely strays from the party line.
 
2014-08-08 10:59:05 PM
Poking liberals with a sharp stick is relaxing.
 
2014-08-08 11:05:09 PM

Gyrfalcon: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Politics tab is stresful?

Maybe if you're childish and can't stand your world view chalenged.

I know people don't like preaching. But I find it enjoyable enjoyable; either its validation, laughable, or gives me something to think about.

/spelling sucks I know
//yes I am drinking
///its friday, suckas!

Really? The politics tab is nothing more than a giant left wing circle jerk. It's like going to democratic underground but without the shiatty format.

As opposed to that free exchange of polite ideas like Free Republic, where they banninate anyone who remotely strays from the party line.


But you don't deny that the politics tab is nothing more than a liberal echo chamber.

/FR and DU are just two sides of the same coin and I avoid both.
 
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