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(South Florida News-Press)   There's only one state to try and open your second fraudulent Christian day care center   (news-press.com ) divider line
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2014-08-08 04:37:37 PM  
That's my Florida!
 
2014-08-08 05:11:43 PM  
But...the last one was in Georgia.
 
2014-08-08 05:52:58 PM  
What's the big deal?  Everyone knows if you put the word "Christian" in front of whatever you're doing, it makes it OK.
 
2014-08-08 05:53:02 PM  
Fraud. Faith.
 
2014-08-08 05:53:11 PM  
Daniel's Academy was inspected by the state four times in the last year and was only written up for minor issues in the reports.

Not inspected closely enough, apparently.
 
2014-08-08 05:53:21 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's Lindsey Lohan.
 
2014-08-08 05:55:18 PM  
I hear Casey Anthony is looking into reopening the place.
 
2014-08-08 05:59:41 PM  
"fraudulent Christian daycare"
Dept. of redundancy department.
 
2014-08-08 06:01:44 PM  
TFA doesn't make it sounds like she was abusing kids, just not doing due diligence and proper paperwork.

The daycare passed inspections and there's no claims of neglect or abuse.

Sorry, but an ex-con trying to make a few bucks by watching kids off the books doesn't really trip my outrage-o-meter.
 
2014-08-08 06:03:40 PM  
Please. There are tons of states in which you could open a fraudulent Christian daycare center. All you have to do to fool religious rubes is reference Christianity or Jesus or God and they won't even question it.

Floriduh is not the only state full of dumb, unfortunately.
 
2014-08-08 06:03:55 PM  
Whats with all of the Ohio hate on Fark?
 
2014-08-08 06:07:03 PM  
Based on the mug shot, she was there to scare the children into good behavior.
 
2014-08-08 06:22:29 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Whats with all of the Ohio hate on Fark?


media.tumblr.com

/my theory would be that Ohio's a microcosm of America and we don't like what we see (and don't want to say we hate America)
 
2014-08-08 07:32:32 PM  

dv-ous: TFA doesn't make it sounds like she was abusing kids, just not doing due diligence and proper paperwork.

The daycare passed inspections and there's no claims of neglect or abuse.

Sorry, but an ex-con trying to make a few bucks by watching kids off the books doesn't really trip my outrage-o-meter.


Until they fark your toddler.
 
2014-08-08 07:46:57 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: dv-ous: TFA doesn't make it sounds like she was abusing kids, just not doing due diligence and proper paperwork.

The daycare passed inspections and there's no claims of neglect or abuse.

Sorry, but an ex-con trying to make a few bucks by watching kids off the books doesn't really trip my outrage-o-meter.

Until they fark your toddler.


Like a "legit" Xian daycare won't. You see that article about religiously-raised kids having a hard time telling reality from fantasy?

The Slender Man was sent by God.


FTFA: Perera was going by the name Holly Hawkins

Well there ya go: that's an alias for a stripper, not a responsible adult.
 
2014-08-08 07:52:42 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Until they fark your toddler.


Oh I'm sorry, you were talking about PEDOPHILIA weren't you.


FTFA:  Within the last decade, Perera was convicted of four felonies in Marion County: grand theft, organized fraud and depositing money with the intent to defraud.

Sounds like a dangerous pervert to me.

Also:

www.gannett-cdn.com


Guilty_plea_bargain: I'm pretty sure that's Lindsey Lohan.


After a week or two with me maybe. Not bad for 49 though.
 
2014-08-08 08:41:59 PM  

Paris1127: my theory would be that Ohio's a microcosm of America


My theory would be Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.
 
2014-08-08 10:07:08 PM  
Isn't every Christian facility a fraud?
 
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