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(Wonkette)   Welp, looks like Agenda 21 is going to be proceeding as planned. Allahu Ackbar, citizen   (wonkette.com) divider line 62
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2014-08-08 01:20:42 PM  
Lol: Victoria Jackson got less than 20% of the vote

Sad: 632 idiots voted for Victoria Jackson
 
2014-08-08 01:31:59 PM  
FTFA:  shiatmuffin

imgsrv.newrock1041.fm
 
2014-08-08 01:48:37 PM  
Excellent.

I'm gonna make a killing selling burkhas to good Christian women. I'm opening a kiosk outside the local church starting Sunday at 9am. If you want a generic blue one, I can go as low as $20 per. If you want a fancier denim or chic black with lace, the price goes up to $150.

Please form a line on the sidewalk, ladies. Don't want to block the men now.
 
2014-08-08 02:01:59 PM  

BMulligan: FTFA:  shiatmuffin

[imgsrv.newrock1041.fm image 400x600]


I thought we agreed - no more shiat talk til we're back in power.
 
2014-08-08 02:17:24 PM  
I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.
 
2014-08-08 02:20:25 PM  

johnnieconnie: Lol: Victoria Jackson got less than 20% of the vote

Sad: 632 idiots voted for Victoria Jackson


i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 02:25:19 PM  
Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.
 
2014-08-08 03:03:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 03:05:50 PM  

edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


I'm on the conservative side of things however some of my friends are above and beyond mooslim-hating gungrabophobics.  They are probably pretty pissed about it.

/You may be eating Halal meat AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT
//Sheesh
 
2014-08-08 03:06:49 PM  

edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


Sustainability is un-American.  We have to use up all the world's resources so Jebus can come back or something.
 
2014-08-08 03:09:18 PM  

edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


Yeah, the morons got riled up about being asked to think about the future rather than thinking there will always be more and it will always be cheap.
 
2014-08-08 03:09:19 PM  

edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


Yeah, it was one of the first batshiat anti-Clinton conspiracies.  Clinton and liberals were colluding with the UN to take American's private property rights away.  Some versions included using that private property for refugee camps.
 
2014-08-08 03:11:38 PM  
This is all I can think of when I see Wonkette links.

www.fatmixx.com
 
2014-08-08 03:16:20 PM  

johnnieconnie: Lol: Victoria Jackson got less than 20% of the vote

Sad: 632 idiots voted for Victoria Jackson


Wow maybe there is hope for this country.
 
2014-08-08 03:16:29 PM  

what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.


You would know who he was if he were a senator or congressman for the state. He's dumber than Ghomert.
 
2014-08-08 03:21:26 PM  

Benni K Rok: what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.

You would know who he was if he were a senator or congressman for the state. He's dumber than Ghomert.


That's a thing?  People can do that?
 
2014-08-08 03:22:14 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-08 03:24:00 PM  

edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


You think that's bad? The fundies supposedly blocked ratification of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child because they think the UN will be able to arrest parents who spank their children.


what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.


There have been a few Fark articles about the guy. He's your standard-issue loudmouth fundy wingnut.
 
2014-08-08 03:24:05 PM  
16 posts before the Admiral makes an appearance? Farkers, I am disappoint.
 
KIA
2014-08-08 03:24:39 PM  
Can't we just convince the incumbents (all of them) that they need to do a firsthand tour of the Ebola sites and then leave them there for a while?

I mean... (and it's probably not too soon to get me banninated for this) ... it's not like they're going to spew any less shiat if infected, amirite?
 
2014-08-08 03:27:06 PM  
That was encouraging news to bring my Friday to a close. It would have been better if they had each only gotten a small handful of votes but at least they lost decisively.
Stupid, needed a setback.
 
2014-08-08 03:27:50 PM  
You may or may not like Wonkette, but you have to admit, "shiatmuffin" is very, very strong.
 
2014-08-08 03:28:19 PM  
America died today. Again.
 
2014-08-08 03:28:28 PM  

GameSprocket: This is all I can think of when I see Wonkette links.


It's definitely the silver lining.
 
2014-08-08 03:33:22 PM  
great, more LAWLESSNESS!!

/law
//less!
///zzzzzzzz
 
2014-08-08 03:33:54 PM  
img.fark.net
Double wingnut special!
 
2014-08-08 03:36:06 PM  
Also, why did TFA have to mention that Jackson likes ukuleles? Isn't that a backhanded slap to Zooey Deschanel?
 
2014-08-08 03:37:54 PM  

GameSprocket: This is all I can think of when I see Wonkette links.


Well, that's all I'm going to think about now, too, because I do believe I'd like both of them to ride me like a Sybian with a pair of Turbonetics T56s attached to it.
 
2014-08-08 03:43:18 PM  

T-Servo: Double wingnut special!


I've always found this video to be very interesting.
 
2014-08-08 03:44:19 PM  
"We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day... I don't know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers." -- Victoria Jackson


I would vote for this lunatic just to listen to the insane speeches even as the county burned in the background.
 
2014-08-08 03:44:45 PM  

what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.


Hey, smartass - does YOUR website confer a Legislative Shiatmuffin of the Year Award? No?
STFU, then.
 
2014-08-08 03:49:06 PM  

Arkanaut: edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.


You think that's bad? The fundies supposedly blocked ratification of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child because they think the UN will be able to arrest parents who spank their children.


A lot of the people on the right that object to Common Core (the education standard) is because of a supposed link to Agenda 21.

/If only I was making that up
 
2014-08-08 03:49:58 PM  

Clutch2013: GameSprocket: This is all I can think of when I see Wonkette links.

Well, that's all I'm going to think about now, too, because I do believe I'd like both of them to ride me like a Sybian with a pair of Turbonetics T56s attached to it.


In that case, don't think too hard about this:
www.theliberaloc.com

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 03:50:17 PM  
Wasn't conservative enough.
 
2014-08-08 03:53:30 PM  

what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.


I don't mean to be rude, but as long as you've been here, and as often as you post, I find it hard to believe you've never heard of Stacy Campfield. You probably just forgot.

He sponsored the "Don't Say Gay" bill in 2008, 2011, and 2013; claimed AIDS can't spread through hetero sex; and that ACA mandatory sign-ups are just like the "train rides" the Nazis made the Jews take - I think we've had Fark threads on all of that (and several other "gifts" he's given us).

// oh, and he threatened to charge people that cite his website online $1,000 per word
 
2014-08-08 04:04:01 PM  

Dr Dreidel: what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.

I don't mean to be rude, but as long as you've been here, and as often as you post, I find it hard to believe you've never heard of Stacy Campfield. You probably just forgot.

He sponsored the "Don't Say Gay" bill in 2008, 2011, and 2013; claimed AIDS can't spread through hetero sex; and that ACA mandatory sign-ups are just like the "train rides" the Nazis made the Jews take - I think we've had Fark threads on all of that (and several other "gifts" he's given us).

// oh, and he threatened to charge people that cite his website online $1,000 per word


He also suggested that poor children who were struggling in school should have their family's welfare taken away.

Grade-A douchebag.
 
2014-08-08 04:09:35 PM  
Thank God!!!. But really the only reason Jackson probably lost was because she was a "feringer" who couldn't trace her linage to someone who died fighting for "The Lost Cause" (Civil War or Civil Right movement, take your pick). That or because its Williamson County she didn't own enough land and throw money around at enough society events to be considered respectable in those overly well heeled environs.

/Nashvillian
//Long inter-state community rivalry with these folks
 
2014-08-08 04:12:59 PM  

meat0918: edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.

Yeah, the morons got riled up about being asked to think about the future rather than thinking there will always be more and it will always be cheap.


Hey, fark out grandchildren, right?
 
2014-08-08 04:17:08 PM  

Ed Grubermann: meat0918: edmo: I hadn't heard of that one. Using the powers of Google I see it is a UN thing from 1992 regarding sustainable development in the world. Recently, opposition has come up in the US decrying it as an attack on American sovereignty.

Okay then.

Yeah, the morons got riled up about being asked to think about the future rather than thinking there will always be more and it will always be cheap.

Hey, fark out grandchildren, right?


I'm doing what I can to prevent that, but I'm one guy with very little cash up against billions of dollars aimed at maintaining the status quo for as long as possible.

I'm also cynical enough to think some are impeding changes because there will be more money to be made out of crisis mode responses than being proactive.
 
2014-08-08 04:18:04 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: A lot of the people on the right -


are knuckle-dragging, cousin-farking, mouth-breathing, poo-flinging, young-earth-creationist morons.
 
2014-08-08 04:21:47 PM  
How did that Flake ever get a job with SNL???   working at SNL is a presitigous job.  very few who apply get in.
 
2014-08-08 04:22:07 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Gaseous Anomaly: A lot of the people on the right -

are knuckle-dragging, cousin-farking, mouth-breathing, poo-flinging, young-earth-creationist morons.


And/or took one too many boots to the head.
 
2014-08-08 04:22:28 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Gaseous Anomaly: A lot of the people on the right -

are knuckle-dragging, cousin-farking, mouth-breathing, poo-flinging, young-earth-creationist morons.



now just you hold on a minute!!   they only fling poo when they are caged!
 
2014-08-08 04:27:07 PM  

Linux_Yes: How did that Flake ever get a job with SNL???   working at SNL is a presitigous job.  very few who apply get in.


Watch my video link.
 
2014-08-08 04:33:30 PM  
Oh well, now Ms. Bat-shiat has more time on her hands to pursue her rising musical career.  :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWi182CMJY8


/When you are too farking crazy for even the teabaggers in a local election, it's time to pack it in, hun.
 
2014-08-08 04:39:36 PM  
Attention, subby:

Today is Friday.

Friday is a day that ends in Y.

On days that end in Y, the UN is the Strongly Worded Letter Gang that Can't Shoot Straight.

It's on the other days that the UN is the Evil Socialist Black Helicopter Agenda 21 New World Order Illuminati Trilateral Commission Bilderberg Group Conspiracy.

Think you can get that straight?
 
ecl
2014-08-08 04:42:33 PM  

Linux_Yes: How did that Flake ever get a job with SNL???   working at SNL is a presitigous job.  very few who apply get in.


The same way you get into UltraFark.  F*ck your way to the top.
 
2014-08-08 04:43:44 PM  
Go suck a pig, Gary Legum, you sniveling lib.
 
2014-08-08 04:51:21 PM  

KidneyStone: I'm on the conservative side of things however some of my friends are above and beyond mooslim-hating gungrabophobics. They are probably pretty pissed about it.

/You may be eating Halal meat AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT
//Sheesh


Maybe your friend is concerned about the cruel slaughtering methods....?
 
2014-08-08 04:52:57 PM  

Dr Dreidel: what_now: Ok, so I know who Victoria Jackson is, but it would be helpful, Wonkette, if you had been more clear about the other guy, without you make me click through your shiatty site.

I don't mean to be rude, but as long as you've been here, and as often as you post, I find it hard to believe you've never heard of Stacy Campfield. You probably just forgot.

He sponsored the "Don't Say Gay" bill in 2008, 2011, and 2013; claimed AIDS can't spread through hetero sex; and that ACA mandatory sign-ups are just like the "train rides" the Nazis made the Jews take - I think we've had Fark threads on all of that (and several other "gifts" he's given us).

// oh, and he threatened to charge people that cite his website online $1,000 per word


I dunno, that sounds pretty much "Generic Republican" to me.
 
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