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(Omaha World Herald)   Nebraska chicken thief sends KFC $2 and a letter of apology   (omaha.com) divider line 21
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2014-08-08 02:49:32 PM  
Ha Ha!

Joke is on KFC!

It was a "$2 bill".

Yum Brands keeps getting scammed!
 
2014-08-08 05:50:49 PM  
Came for the two dollar bill comment. I now have nothing to add.
 
2014-08-08 06:54:40 PM  
FTA: "Anyway," the letter reads. "God has forgiven me and I hope you will too. I will not be so quick to take so much next time."

Did she go to confession, or is she just assuming God has forgiven her? Stolen chicken is worth at least a few Hail Marys.
 
2014-08-08 09:46:52 PM  
Good

?
 
2014-08-08 09:50:25 PM  
I would seriously damage their profit margins if my local KFC had the buffet thing.
 
2014-08-08 09:51:12 PM  
I hope KFC will do the right thing and mail her the change.
 
2014-08-08 09:53:59 PM  
KFC has a buffet?
 
2014-08-08 09:58:06 PM  
North Platte, huh?


//Hmm, thinks better of it, bails.
 
2014-08-08 10:08:54 PM  
"Anyway," the letter reads. "God has forgiven me and I hope you will too. I will not be so quick to take so much next time."\

/Should have put that statement at the front, and saved me from reading TFA. God doesn't care if you stole the whole farking buffet. Ebola, terrorism, people murdering each other, rape, armed robbery, disease, famine, little children dying of starvation and thirst on some forsaken mountain in Iraq, and you think, if there was a god, he would be pissed at you, over one piece ..of chicken. Man, the total ignorance of some people.
 
2014-08-08 10:10:04 PM  

ski9600: I would seriously damage their profit margins if my local KFC had the buffet thing.


I would have right up until they changed the recipe for the honey BBQ wings.  Now they taste like they share the same vat with the hot wings.  BLergh.
 
2014-08-08 10:15:47 PM  

p the boiler: KFC has a buffet?


That's what caught my attention.  Turns out it's a thing at some locations.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-08 10:17:21 PM  

p the boiler: KFC has a buffet?


Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I could do some major damage at a KFC chicken buffet.

Last night I ate eight pieces of my home-fried chicken and a giant portion of potato salad.

When I go to KFC I order 10 piece original and a large mashed potatoes. I eat it all -- all by myself. I usually just cook my own though. It's cheaper.

In my defense, I only eat once a day and it's a pretty big meal.
 
2014-08-08 10:17:43 PM  
To be fair, the KFC buffet is like crack. I crave it fortnightly.
 
2014-08-08 10:18:08 PM  

jtown: p the boiler: KFC has a buffet?

That's what caught my attention.  Turns out it's a thing at some locations.

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Back when I was fat and eating KFC regularly... man... I would tear the #%!@ outta that buffet.
 
2014-08-08 10:23:59 PM  
I didn't know that there was such a thing. Granted, I don't think I've eaten at a KFC in the past decade, so I'm sure there are lots of things I don't know about the place.
 
2014-08-08 10:26:01 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: p the boiler: KFC has a buffet?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I could do some major damage at a KFC chicken buffet.

Last night I ate eight pieces of my home-fried chicken and a giant portion of potato salad.

When I go to KFC I order 10 piece original and a large mashed potatoes. I eat it all -- all by myself.   Sobbing in the dark. I usually just cook my own though. It's cheaper.

In my defense, I only eat once a day and it's a pretty big meal.


FTFY.

Just kidding.  :)  But, seriously, spread it out.  It's not healthy to pound the entire day's worth of energy down in a single sitting.  Even I know that and I'm a fat bastard.
 
2014-08-08 10:46:13 PM  
All you can eat KFC? Do they have a paramedic standing by with a defibrillator?
 
2014-08-08 11:19:44 PM  
thats who they keep behind one of the three doors when you walk in...
 
2014-08-08 11:57:25 PM  
`The only KFC buffet I ever saw was in he Phoenix area, next to the Casa Grande monument. Looked nice, butit was in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere, about 10 miles off the freeway, in the parking lot of a new Walmart. All in the middle of nowhere. At the monument, docs said it's not known why the natives left, but I surmise it has something to do with them knowing the Walmart was coming. No comfort it was right next to a Blockbuster. Remember those?
No way a person could eat that much "chicken."
 
2014-08-09 01:08:35 AM  

p the boiler: KFC has a buffet?


Exactly what I was thinking and I've eaten at multiple KFCs in Louisville.

WTF, all these years pat ng a LA carte prices. Mother-farkers.
 
2014-08-09 01:33:13 AM  
I had no idea their buffets were uncommon since the one in my small town has one. Though I never eat there because we now have a Popeyes. And for some reason when there was only KFC to choose from they were out of fried chicken half the time. How the hell do you not make sure to keep enough fried chicken in stock at a fried chicken restaurant?
 
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