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2014-08-08 06:15:26 PM
That's what they want you to believe. Hitler's hat still lives in South America, disguised as a Peruvian chullo.
 
2014-08-08 06:33:25 PM
www.germaniainternational.com

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.
 
2014-08-08 06:33:37 PM
If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.
 
2014-08-08 06:34:07 PM
Are we sure it was Hitler's?

blogs.warwick.ac.uk
 
2014-08-08 06:52:06 PM

fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.


There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut
 
2014-08-08 06:53:53 PM

bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut


www.cosplayisland.co.uk
What am I, chopped liver?
 
2014-08-08 06:57:22 PM

Snarfangel: bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut

[www.cosplayisland.co.uk image 245x226]
What am I, chopped liver?


We're talking real people here, not shills for the Rockefellers.
 
2014-08-08 07:18:14 PM
Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.
 
2014-08-08 07:21:48 PM

baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.


www.cam.co.uk
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.
 
2014-08-08 07:21:58 PM

bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut


You forgot the monopoly guy. What's more successful than that?
 
2014-08-08 07:24:22 PM

Gonzee: baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.

[www.cam.co.uk image 290x387]
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.


You need to fire your joke writers.
 
2014-08-08 07:27:08 PM

baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.

[www.cam.co.uk image 290x387]
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.

You need to fire your joke writers.


And you need to proofread and/or learn that "no one" is two words.
It's confusing, that's all.
Also, I just wanted to post a picture of a really fine Irish actress.
 
2014-08-08 07:27:33 PM

TommyymmoT: If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.


You go back to 1945 and fight your way across Germany, make it to Hitler's apartment, and then tell us it was nothing.
 
2014-08-08 07:28:36 PM
Well, it sure wasn't a springtime for Hitler and Germany; winter for Poland and France....

/ one more hint; if you've got it, flaunt it

// can't possibly be obscure
 
2014-08-08 07:29:42 PM

Gonzee: baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.

[www.cam.co.uk image 290x387]
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.

You need to fire your joke writers.

And you need to proofread and/or learn that "no one" is two words.
It's confusing, that's all.
Also, I just wanted to post a picture of a really fine Irish actress.

No one

who posts pictures of a really fine Irish actress could be a bad man.
 
2014-08-08 07:33:42 PM

baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.

[www.cam.co.uk image 290x387]
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.

You need to fire your joke writers.

And you need to proofread and/or learn that "no one" is two words.
It's confusing, that's all.
Also, I just wanted to post a picture of a really fine Irish actress.

No one who posts pictures of a really fine Irish actress could be a bad man.


She is really fine. Sigh.
Totally under-utilized in the, otherwise very good, Jack Taylor series.
 
2014-08-08 07:39:53 PM

Gonzee: baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Gonzee: baconbeard: Noone who wears a top hat could be a bad man.

[www.cam.co.uk image 290x387]
So if she wears a top hat she could be a bad man?
I don't get it, but if she's a bad man then I'm gay and she should be bad to me.

You need to fire your joke writers.

And you need to proofread and/or learn that "no one" is two words.
It's confusing, that's all.
Also, I just wanted to post a picture of a really fine Irish actress.

No one who posts pictures of a really fine Irish actress could be a bad man.

She is really fine. Sigh.
Totally under-utilized in the, otherwise very good, Jack Taylor series.


I assume she has an Irish accent. In which case... I'm in love.
 
2014-08-08 07:52:02 PM
Capturing and stomping his hat is all well and good, but telling Hitler to "Go fark yourself" is more noteworthy.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=79143016174
 
2014-08-08 07:55:53 PM
i.ytimg.com

Who?
Top. Hat.
 
2014-08-08 08:00:59 PM

TommyymmoT: If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.


According to TFA, he found it the day before Hitler killed himself/
 
2014-08-08 08:06:30 PM
I'm one step closer to getting the Hellfish bonanza!
 
2014-08-08 08:14:45 PM
Führer  is hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2014-08-08 08:16:09 PM

shower_in_my_socks: TommyymmoT: If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.

You go back to 1945 and fight your way across Germany, make it to Hitler's apartment, and then tell us it was nothing.


It wasn't nothing. He was ransacking a German home.

Which of course American soldiers did, and bragged about it. "Yeah, I stole so much stuff".
 
2014-08-08 08:26:04 PM

TommyymmoT: If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.


I liked the article because it tells the story about the man story seizing the concentration camp. That has to be one of the most intense experiences in your life, even after fighting through a war.

/ to be clear, I *do not* like concentration camps
 
2014-08-08 08:28:11 PM

spawn73: shower_in_my_socks: TommyymmoT: If he took it off hitler's head I might be impressed, but rummaging through some dead guy's closet is not a heroic act.

You go back to 1945 and fight your way across Germany, make it to Hitler's apartment, and then tell us it was nothing.

It wasn't nothing. He was ransacking a German home.

Which of course American soldiers did, and bragged about it. "Yeah, I stole so much stuff".


You left out "ya ya, macht schnell mmit der art. I have a Kraftwerk concert in Dusseldorf to attend"
 
2014-08-08 08:55:37 PM
I wear a top hat while foxhunting, and I imagine there's a number of Farkers who would love to stomp it....
 
2014-08-08 09:06:37 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 09:10:14 PM

bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut


Ahem.


rock-musicland.com

/hot link like Children of the Revolution.
 
2014-08-08 09:30:54 PM

fusillade762: I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.


Anyone else start humming "Putting on the Ritz"?
 
2014-08-08 09:32:14 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 09:56:52 PM
high point of his life
 
2014-08-08 10:08:26 PM

itsaidwhat: bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut

You forgot the monopoly guy. What's more successful than that?


To be fair, he's got a monopoly on Atlantic City...
 
2014-08-08 10:37:45 PM
For F¥¢k$ sakes...people like you make me puke on my shoe. He didn't "rummage" thru some dead guys apartment. He was part of the biggest war ever and risked his life so douches like you can act like the idiots you are. When you get shipped off to war and witness the worst atrocities against mankind ever...then come talk to me. Till then shut your pie hole you bunch of asshat hipsters.
 
2014-08-08 11:18:29 PM

EngineerBob: fusillade762: I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

Anyone else start humming "Putting on the Ritz"?


cdn.hark.com
 
2014-08-08 11:54:03 PM

Eirik: itsaidwhat: bearded clamorer: fusillade762: [www.germaniainternational.com image 226x512]

I was having trouble picturing it, for some reason.

There have only been three people throughout history to successfully wear a top hat.
Abe Lincoln, Slash, and Mr. Peanut

You forgot the monopoly guy. What's more successful than that?

To be fair, he's got a monopoly on Atlantic City...


And admittedly, possibly the worst counterfeiter ever.
 
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