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(Inforum)   Fargo has problem with business sign that reads, "Ex wife sale: Duct tape, chainsaw, shovels"   (inforum.com) divider line 62
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2014-08-08 10:44:56 AM
Got any woodchippers?
 
2014-08-08 12:22:53 PM

NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?


And we're done.
 
2014-08-08 12:23:32 PM
Yah, you betcha, eh?
 
2014-08-08 12:24:44 PM

give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.


Let the cats get it...

memyselfandela.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-08 12:25:21 PM
you betcha
 
2014-08-08 12:26:09 PM

blatz514: give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.

Let the cats get it...

[memyselfandela.files.wordpress.com image 400x605]


That cat has some serious springs.
 
2014-08-08 12:26:36 PM
"We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor," Johnson said

Wow
 
2014-08-08 12:27:37 PM
Don't be a biatch. Have dinner ready when I get home, and whatever else I want later that night.
 
2014-08-08 12:27:39 PM
Farking pansies just keep multiplying....
 
2014-08-08 12:28:00 PM

give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.


Interestingly, despite the "Based on a True Story" title card at the beginning of  Fargo, the woodchipper was the only part of that movie that wasn't fictional.  There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.
 
2014-08-08 12:28:12 PM
received a call from the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center of Fargo-Moorhead

Someone at that place had to look at the name of the crisis center and say "We like Moorhead. We asked for Moorhead. We want Moorhead. But can we call it "Fargo Area Rape and Abuse Crisis Center?"
 
2014-08-08 12:28:28 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor," Johnson said

Wow


No sense at all more like. Take your gold diggers and get out.
 
2014-08-08 12:29:14 PM
and here is the problem with the internet. the company will receive thousands of hate messages with a good portion calling for the guys job who created the sign and I doubt more than 1 percent (yes number pulled out of my bum) will be from anyone that lives in the area or would even shop the store
 
2014-08-08 12:30:13 PM
"We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor,"

In other words, "We are proud to be part of an intolerant community!"
 
2014-08-08 12:30:24 PM
You can use the propane for cremation.
 
2014-08-08 12:31:21 PM

Harry Freakstorm: received a call from the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center of Fargo-Moorhead

Someone at that place had to look at the name of the crisis center and say "We like Moorhead. We asked for Moorhead. We want Moorhead. But can we call it "Fargo Area Rape and Abuse Crisis Center?"


That's where she gets sent if I don't get Moorhead.
 
2014-08-08 12:32:41 PM
I would have a problem with that too.  They forgot the lime.

\But remember, it is ok to have a good laugh about chopping off a man's dick and putting it in the garbage disposal, when it really happened in a real incident.
 
2014-08-08 12:33:24 PM
Link
I've posted this bit before, it's great.
NSFW language
 
2014-08-08 12:34:27 PM

Robo Beat: give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.

Interestingly, despite the "Based on a True Story" title card at the beginning of  Fargo, the woodchipper was the only part of that movie that wasn't fictional.  There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.


Also interestingly, despite the title of the movie, they spend exactly 2 minutes actually in Fargo. The rest of the movie is in Brainerd.
 
2014-08-08 12:34:50 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor," Johnson said

Wow


Lame old joke, sure.  But some people are bitter because of divorce, through no fault of their own.  Let them blow off a little steam through humor.

Intolerant people are intolerant.
 
2014-08-08 12:36:20 PM
Christopher Johnson, executive director of the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center

The guy took the job thinking it would get him laid.
 
2014-08-08 12:37:25 PM
nothing is a joke. nothing.
 
2014-08-08 12:37:33 PM

tothekor: Robo Beat: give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.

Interestingly, despite the "Based on a True Story" title card at the beginning of  Fargo, the woodchipper was the only part of that movie that wasn't fictional.  There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.

Also interestingly, despite the title of the movie, they spend exactly 2 minutes actually in Fargo. The rest of the movie is in Brainerd.


That's probably because before the movie came out, nobody outside of the state of Minnesota knew where Brainerd is.
 
2014-08-08 12:40:42 PM
She is deceased, an ex wife, she is no more...
maybe she's just pining for the fjords
 
2014-08-08 12:41:47 PM

R.A.Danny: Christopher Johnson, executive director of the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center

The guy took the job thinking it would get him laid.


It is called the RACC, after all...
 
2014-08-08 12:43:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: R.A.Danny: Christopher Johnson, executive director of the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center

The guy took the job thinking it would get him laid.

It is called the RACC, after all...


Well done.... Very well done.
 
2014-08-08 12:56:02 PM
a.abcnews.com

Drew Peterson approves
 
2014-08-08 12:57:41 PM
 
2014-08-08 12:58:50 PM
I don't really know how to feel about this.  Normally I would stand up for humor, but this isn't as funny as it is intentionally crude.
 
2014-08-08 01:00:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor," Johnson said

Wow


Must be fun at parties. What kinda humor do they approve of and do you need to be zoned for that kind of humor?
 
2014-08-08 01:05:06 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "We're proud to be part of a community that does not tolerate this kind of humor," Johnson said

Wow


Need to drop some flyers there that Satan is coming and he looks fabulous. I'm just the person to pulk shiat like that.

/might need bail money and a ride later
 
2014-08-08 01:05:21 PM

Robo Beat: There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.


that week, ( I lived in RI at the time) my neighbor (Who knew my ex was an abusive biaotch) gave me a wood-chipper and told me in front of her I should use it until I don't need it anymore then sell it at the flea market.

For a while, she behaved herself.

for a while.
 
2014-08-08 01:06:33 PM

Egoy3k: I don't really know how to feel about this.  Normally I would stand up for humor, but this isn't as funny as it is intentionally crude.


Jackass and Girls Gone Wild made million$, so there is definitely a market for such things.
 
2014-08-08 01:08:27 PM

vudukungfu: Robo Beat: There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.

that week, ( I lived in RI at the time) my neighbor (Who knew my ex was an abusive biaotch) gave me a wood-chipper and told me in front of her I should use it until I don't need it anymore then sell it at the flea market.

For a while, she behaved herself.

for a while.


What'd you use instead?
 
2014-08-08 01:09:11 PM

tothekor: Robo Beat: give me doughnuts: NuttierThanEver: Got any woodchippers?

And we're done.

Interestingly, despite the "Based on a True Story" title card at the beginning of  Fargo, the woodchipper was the only part of that movie that wasn't fictional.  There was a guy in Connecticut who killed his wife and disposed of the body by shredding it in a woodchipper out by a lake in the middle of the countryside.

Also interestingly, despite the title of the movie, they spend exactly 2 minutes actually in Fargo. The rest of the movie is in Brainerd.



"Go, Bears!"
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2014-08-08 01:28:51 PM
That's funny, I don't care who you are.

/ex-wife
 
2014-08-08 01:33:41 PM
They could fix this easily by displaying this on the sign next week:

EX-HUSBAND SALE: HEDGE CLIPPERS, MACHETES, HYDROCHLORIC ACID

It's all in good fun.
 
2014-08-08 01:36:42 PM

fanbladesaresharp: What'd you use instead?


Moved to a state where I would be able to file a restraining order against her ( RI says if you have testicles in a domestic the male gets 5 years and $5k fine, no questions and no exceptions) then files a TRO against her and kicked her out.

She's a crack Ho now with crack babbies.
Lives out of a shopping cart.
Fark her.

/last laugh
 
2014-08-08 01:37:19 PM
I bet a lot of the dudes posting here saying that whoever was against this sign doesn't have a sense of humor wouldn't have found it so funny if the sign said "Ex-husband sale."

Just a guess.
 
2014-08-08 01:38:30 PM
Where is Pancakes House?
 
2014-08-08 01:41:28 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Egoy3k: I don't really know how to feel about this.  Normally I would stand up for humor, but this isn't as funny as it is intentionally crude.

Jackass and Girls Gone Wild made million$, so there is definitely a market for such things.


Yeah and to be fair we joke about violence and murder of the non-domestic sort all the time.  Hell we even joke about rape in the context of prison all the time too.
 
2014-08-08 01:43:42 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: They could fix this easily by displaying this on the sign next week:

EX-HUSBAND SALE: HEDGE CLIPPERS, MACHETES, HYDROCHLORIC ACID

It's all in good fun.


Dang, beat me to it.

Um, anyway, see? Still wrong.

/I like you, Smelly Pirate Hooker.
 
2014-08-08 01:46:00 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: They could fix this easily by displaying this on the sign next week:

EX-HUSBAND SALE: HEDGE CLIPPERS, MACHETES, HYDROCHLORIC ACID

It's all in good fun.


Yeah, I was going to say if it had been an ex-husband sale all that would have happened would be a gleeful write-up in Jezebel.
 
2014-08-08 01:53:51 PM

Needlessly Complicated: I bet a lot of the dudes posting here saying that whoever was against this sign doesn't have a sense of humor wouldn't have found it so funny if the sign said "Ex-husband sale."

Just a guess.


Won't speak for anybody else, but no, it would not have offended me in the least.  People need to quit being such overly sensitive little pissy pants about every god-damned thing.  The world is a hard place, it's even harder when you're offended by stupid shiat like a sign.
 
2014-08-08 01:57:35 PM

morg: Smelly Pirate Hooker: They could fix this easily by displaying this on the sign next week:

EX-HUSBAND SALE: HEDGE CLIPPERS, MACHETES, HYDROCHLORIC ACID

It's all in good fun.

Yeah, I was going to say if it had been an ex-husband sale all that would have happened would be a gleeful write-up in Jezebel.


No it wouldn't and while I don't want to speak for SPHbut you do of course realize that that was not in any way what s/he wrote don't you?  It may or may not be what s/he believes but it's not evident from that post.
 
2014-08-08 02:05:23 PM
Just wanted to say the TV show was really good.
 
2014-08-08 02:19:31 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-08 02:25:14 PM
Wife found a list I made yesterday.  The middle items:

bags
gloves
knives
saw
rope
twine
tarp

She told me "if I didn't know you were going hunting next week, this would make me nervous."
 
2014-08-08 03:07:22 PM

WyDave: Wife found a list I made yesterday.  The middle items:

bags
gloves
knives
saw
rope
twine
tarp

She told me "if I didn't know you were going hunting next week, this would make me nervous horny."


Would have made the story SOOOOO much better ;)
 
2014-08-08 03:16:46 PM
What type of authority does a crisis center have exactly?

Oooo the director of the crisis center just called and I'm in soooo much trouble!

He said the next step is a sternly worded letter
 
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