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(News24)   Nude Sport Games 2014 held in Malaysia has caused outrage, OUTRAGE and now the police are hunting down the foreign participants for "obscene acts." And no, this is not going to be the next episode of Naked and Afraid   (news24.com) divider line 41
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2014-08-08 05:57:55 PM  
In one scene, a woman is seen riding horseback on a man

Horseback on a man? Shouldn't that just be "manback"?
 
2014-08-08 07:07:43 PM  
That *wasn't* an obscene act...it was me doing some important pre-game stretching.
 
2014-08-08 07:10:07 PM  
A global naked Pokemon? Gotta catch them all!
 
2014-08-08 07:12:50 PM  

fusillade762: In one scene, a woman is seen riding horseback on a man

Horseback on a man? Shouldn't that just be "manback"?


Maybe he was a man with a horse back.
 
2014-08-08 07:13:26 PM  
Welcome to that hilarious televison program we call..."This Is Bait."

On today's episode...a nude sporting contest in Malaysia!
 
2014-08-08 07:15:49 PM  
Being nude isn't some sort of deviant lifestyle choice.  These people were all born naked.
 
2014-08-08 07:17:19 PM  
Man nudist events sound great when you think everyone will be porno hot, but most of the ones I've ever seen is more like trailer park hot. So many gunts, SO MANY!
 
2014-08-08 07:21:42 PM  

SenorBenedict: Man nudist events sound great when you think everyone will be porno hot, but most of the ones I've ever seen is more like trailer park hot. So many gunts, SO MANY!


How many Man nudist events have you attended?
 
2014-08-08 07:23:11 PM  
Lots, sadly women keep showing up. God damn women sometimes you just want to be alone with men, for that man sex.
 
2014-08-08 07:24:26 PM  
PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.
 
2014-08-08 07:24:30 PM  
It takes a special kind of stupidity to travel to a muslim nation to take part in anything involving nudity, sex, or drinking - yet people do this all the time.

Proof that civilization has protected the worst products of human genetics from natural selection.
 
2014-08-08 07:27:07 PM  

redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.


So exactly like the american south?
 
2014-08-08 07:32:57 PM  
Who is in charge of Malaysia?
 
2014-08-08 07:37:52 PM  
What happens in Ma'lay stays in Ma'lay.
 
2014-08-08 07:40:28 PM  

Fluid: fusillade762: In one scene, a woman is seen riding horseback on a man

Horseback on a man? Shouldn't that just be "manback"?

Maybe he was a man with a horse back.


A centaur?


Duane Dibbley: Who is in charge of Malaysia?


Muslims.
 
2014-08-08 07:41:45 PM  

SenorBenedict: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

So exactly like the american south?


Mostly, but with more caning and capital punishment. At least in the south, nobody will stone you to death for the "crime" of getting raped.

The "bible belt" is run by assholes, but there are limits to what they can do, unlike places like Malaysia.
 
2014-08-08 07:43:25 PM  

LesserEvil: SenorBenedict: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

So exactly like the american south?

Mostly, but with more caning and capital punishment. At least in the south, nobody will stone you to death for the "crime" of getting raped.


They might if your rapist plays football.
 
2014-08-08 07:43:27 PM  

LesserEvil: SenorBenedict: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

So exactly like the american south?

Mostly, but with more caning and capital punishment. At least in the south, nobody will stone you to death for the "crime" of getting raped.

The "bible belt" is run by assholes, but there are limits to what they can do, unlike places like Malaysia.


For now. Remember this is a part of the country that used to hang black people for voting or dating a white woman.

It was mostly a joke of course, Malaysia sucks, but you know with the course some of our derper members of society are going they'd love to turn the USA into a subsidiary.
 
2014-08-08 07:48:23 PM  
 
2014-08-08 07:48:24 PM  
Oh, Malaysia.  Such a bad, bad aysia.
 
2014-08-08 07:49:10 PM  

SenorBenedict: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

So exactly like the american south?


Yeah, stay out of the South- we don't need any more small minded morons.
 
2014-08-08 08:00:39 PM  

SenorBenedict: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

So exactly like the american south?


I wouldn't local at nude sporting event in the south either, for what it's worth.
 
2014-08-08 08:17:49 PM  

redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.


Doing something like this on Malaysian soil is just Darwin at work.
 
2014-08-08 08:26:20 PM  
I want to know who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go to Malaysia and compete in nude sports games?
 
2014-08-08 08:28:49 PM  

redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.


You know how I know you've never been to Malaysia?

Seriously, there's a few reasons to dislike Malaysia (some mild corruption, some mild religious laws in most of the states) and a lot of reason to like it (government striving for modernity, fast internet, great food, pretty beaches and jungles, exceptionally friendly people.)
 
2014-08-08 08:35:19 PM  

Bondith: Being nude isn't some sort of deviant lifestyle choice.  These people were all born naked.


Yes it is. And what the fark does being born naked have anything to do with it?

Do you suck your mothers tits when you're 30 years old, because you did as a baby?
 
2014-08-08 08:49:53 PM  

Datanerd: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

You know how I know you've never been to Malaysia?

Seriously, there's a few reasons to dislike Malaysia (some mild corruption, some mild religious laws in most of the states) and a lot of reason to like it (government striving for modernity, fast internet, great food, pretty beaches and jungles, exceptionally friendly people.)


Bingo! You are correct. I've never been to Saudi Arabia or North Korea either. When I hear stories about tourists doing things that are acceptable to most of the rest of the world and being punished for it I avoid those places. Some folks don't know how to treat company.
 
2014-08-08 09:22:32 PM  
Goddamn sanctimonious prudes should be tied to a chair in a strip club with their eyes pinned open like the Clockwork Orange guy and made to watch all the sexy ladies until their heads assplode.
 
2014-08-08 09:57:08 PM  
redquid:  Bingo! You are correct. I've never been to Saudi Arabia or North Korea either. When I hear stories about tourists doing things that are acceptable to most of the rest of the world and being punished for it I avoid those places. Some folks don't know how to treat company.

I'd safely bet that public nudity is actually NOT acceptable in the majority of the world.
 
2014-08-08 10:45:08 PM  

SirEattonHogg: redquid:  Bingo! You are correct. I've never been to Saudi Arabia or North Korea either. When I hear stories about tourists doing things that are acceptable to most of the rest of the world and being punished for it I avoid those places. Some folks don't know how to treat company.

I'd safely bet that public nudity is actually NOT acceptable in the majority of the world.


I saw no indication that this was a public event. There are several nudist resorts in my area and a beach that isn't officially a nude beach, but the cops look the other way.
Ever been to a beach in Europe?
Hell, they just had a big nude body painting event in Central Park and not a single fark was given.
 
2014-08-08 11:12:18 PM  

redsquid: SirEattonHogg: redquid:  Bingo! You are correct. I've never been to Saudi Arabia or North Korea either. When I hear stories about tourists doing things that are acceptable to most of the rest of the world and being punished for it I avoid those places. Some folks don't know how to treat company.

I'd safely bet that public nudity is actually NOT acceptable in the majority of the world.

I saw no indication that this was a public event. There are several nudist resorts in my area and a beach that isn't officially a nude beach, but the cops look the other way.
Ever been to a beach in Europe?
Hell, they just had a big nude body painting event in Central Park and not a single fark was given.


In either sense of the word, so kudos on all the dudes for exhibiting self control and managing to not be inflamed with lust, which is the usual reason the religious nutbars give for wrapping up their women like Grandma's couch.
 
2014-08-08 11:28:51 PM  

fusillade762: Fluid: fusillade762: In one scene, a woman is seen riding horseback on a man

Horseback on a man? Shouldn't that just be "manback"?

Maybe he was a man with a horse back.

A centaur?


Duane Dibbley: Who is in charge of Malaysia?


8tracks.imgix.net
you'll know what to do
 
2014-08-08 11:45:06 PM  
Greeks: Meh, been there, done that. Shoulda seen our Olympics 2000 years ago.

/Is that your javelin, or are you just happy to see me?
 
2014-08-08 11:55:37 PM  
redsquid:
I saw no indication that this was a public event. There are several nudist resorts in my area and a beach that isn't officially a nude beach, but the cops look the other way.
Ever been to a beach in Europe?
Hell, they just had a big nude body painting event in Central Park and not a single fark was given.


They held a nudist event in a Muslim country.  Even if you took the Muslim aspect out of it, most SE Asian countries are still fairly conservative when it comes to nudity or even more revealing beach wear. Generally they don't give two shiats when it comes to foreign tourists, but it's still their country.

Just because you think nudity is a-okay (and I personally don't care about nudity either for the most part) - doesn't mean every country should kowtow to your sense of what is right and wrong.
 
2014-08-09 12:06:22 AM  

SirEattonHogg: redsquid:
I saw no indication that this was a public event. There are several nudist resorts in my area and a beach that isn't officially a nude beach, but the cops look the other way.
Ever been to a beach in Europe?
Hell, they just had a big nude body painting event in Central Park and not a single fark was given.

They held a nudist event in a Muslim country.  Even if you took the Muslim aspect out of it, most SE Asian countries are still fairly conservative when it comes to nudity or even more revealing beach wear. Generally they don't give two shiats when it comes to foreign tourists, but it's still their country.

Just because you think nudity is a-okay (and I personally don't care about nudity either for the most part) - doesn't mean every country should kowtow to your sense of what is right and wrong.


What are you looking for a fight? My original comment-
PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.
Who said they should change to fit my beliefs? I don't care what they do- they won't get my tourist dollar. Simple.
 
2014-08-09 12:10:37 AM  
SirEattonHogg:
Just because you think nudity is a-okay (and I personally don't care about nudity either for the most part) - doesn't mean every country should kowtow to your sense of what is right and wrong.

Does this idea also apply to Uganda, where they have the death penalty for homosexuality? Or to Muslim countries that murder women for being raped?

Sorry, but if your culture is so intolerant of an activity as benign as nudism in a private place that it jails people over it, your culture is wrong plain and simple. It's a judgement call and I am making it.
 
2014-08-09 01:21:28 AM  
 
2014-08-09 01:22:27 AM  
 
2014-08-09 02:35:22 AM  

Datanerd: redsquid: PSA- Malaysia is a backward shiathole run by religious nut bags- vacation at your own risk.

You know how I know you've never been to Malaysia?

Seriously, there's a few reasons to dislike Malaysia (some mild corruption, some mild religious laws in most of the states) and a lot of reason to like it (government striving for modernity, fast internet, great food, pretty beaches and jungles, exceptionally friendly people.)


ajaydeasheblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-09 10:43:58 AM  

wesmon: SirEattonHogg:
Just because you think nudity is a-okay (and I personally don't care about nudity either for the most part) - doesn't mean every country should kowtow to your sense of what is right and wrong.

Does this idea also apply to Uganda, where they have the death penalty for homosexuality? Or to Muslim countries that murder women for being raped?

Sorry, but if your culture is so intolerant of an activity as benign as nudism in a private place that it jails people over it, your culture is wrong plain and simple. It's a judgement call and I am making it.


And guess what, they think you are wrong and they are just as correct as you are. Going around the world trying to force our ideas on other countries is how we got into the mess we are in right now
 
2014-08-09 01:26:50 PM  

spawn73: Bondith: Being nude isn't some sort of deviant lifestyle choice.  These people were all born naked.

Yes it is. And what the fark does being born naked have anything to do with it?

Do you suck your mothers tits when you're 30 years old, because you did as a baby?


No it isn't.  You're a moron.

False analogy is false.  And stupid.  Babies cannot eat solid food, adults can.  But humans have their bodies their entire lives.

This very modern fear and loathing of our one and only true possession is unnatural, and unhealthy.
 
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