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(Pink News UK)   "According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)   (pinknews.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-08 10:57:52 AM  
FTA: "A police spokesperson confirmed to the   that one of the animals he had sought to have sex with was a dog, but declined to name other species."

mystery bestiality is hottest bestiality.
 
2014-08-08 11:06:47 AM  
Well it's not like he's a homosexual. That's against the bible.
 
2014-08-08 11:19:19 AM  

edmo: Well it's not like he's a homosexual. That's against the bible.


Depends. Was it a boy dog?

(Bestiality is also forbidden in the Bible, BTW)
 
2014-08-08 11:24:47 AM  
So that's why they always assume gay marriage will lead to beastiality.
 
2014-08-08 11:40:53 AM  
Hey, Dogfarker is back!!
 
2014-08-08 11:47:45 AM  
Police first caught on to this guy when this very anti-science Baptist started talking about spending a lot of time in his lab.

/at least he didn't have sex with a dead dog
//in front of a day care
 
2014-08-08 11:57:36 AM  
"A police spokesperson confirmed to the   that one of the animals he had sought to have sex with was a dog, but declined to name other species."

Pretty sure it was a turtle. Turtles seem to be the animal to bang/marry nowadays.
 
2014-08-08 01:29:04 PM  
I guess he likes his sex ruff.
 
2014-08-08 01:29:37 PM  
What an idiot.


Dogs and other pets don't know how to use the internet.
 
2014-08-08 01:29:51 PM  
Never go fishing with one Baptist.  He'll drink all your beer and then fark the fish.
 
2014-08-08 01:30:26 PM  
Leader of the pack?
 
2014-08-08 01:31:15 PM  
Doesn't everyone know that all dogs on the Internet are either middle-aged men or law enforcement?
 
2014-08-08 01:31:33 PM  
 
2014-08-08 01:32:18 PM  
I'll be in my Lab?

/jesus it took long enough.
 
2014-08-08 01:32:29 PM  
RUH-ROH!!
 
2014-08-08 01:32:41 PM  
That biatch was just asking for it.
 
2014-08-08 01:33:00 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "A police spokesperson confirmed to the   that one of the animals he had sought to have sex with was a dog, but declined to name other species."

Pretty sure it was a turtle. Turtles seem to be the animal to bang/marry nowadays.


I'll bet it was a pig, he seems like a pig fu*ker.
 
2014-08-08 01:33:34 PM  
They're going to pound him for this.
 
2014-08-08 01:33:52 PM  
Don't feel bad, dude.  I can't find a biatch that will lay me, either.
 
2014-08-08 01:33:53 PM  
Was it a dog small enough that he was causing it pain and injury.

If not, who cares? Why is this worth police time?
 
2014-08-08 01:34:30 PM  
 
2014-08-08 01:35:07 PM  

ChipNASA: I'll be in my Lab?

/jesus it took long enough.


That's what the biatch said!
 
2014-08-08 01:35:21 PM  
Why is it the horniest men are the most sexually unappealing?

Not with a stolen kitty.
 
2014-08-08 01:35:44 PM  
There's a craigslist section for this?
 
2014-08-08 01:35:48 PM  
I will reserve judgment until I see a picture of the dog.
 
2014-08-08 01:35:56 PM  
And it's in the Pink New... as in some dogs have pink anuses... pretty, pink anuses.

/or so I've heard.
 
2014-08-08 01:36:01 PM  
I need to do some research on this subject, I'll be in my lab.
 
2014-08-08 01:36:16 PM  
How was he going to do it?

Doggie style, of course!
 
2014-08-08 01:37:09 PM  
That is just plain wrong.  You should never end your sentences with a preposition, subby!
 
2014-08-08 01:37:37 PM  
The power of Christ compelled him.
 
2014-08-08 01:37:50 PM  
cdn.screenrant.com

Sam & Dean know the pain
 
2014-08-08 01:38:09 PM  
Two in the (Dog) Pink News?
 
2014-08-08 01:38:10 PM  
He's wanting to have sex with dogs because gay marriage is legal in a lot of states now...right???
 
2014-08-08 01:39:05 PM  
Was this in the m4k9 section?
 
2014-08-08 01:39:44 PM  

ChipNASA: I'll be in my Lab?

/jesus it took long enough.


Your dog wants steak counseling
 
2014-08-08 01:40:02 PM  

phenn: Why is it the horniest men are the most sexually unappealing?

Not with a stolen kitty.


I have no spouse and I must cream?
 
2014-08-08 01:40:19 PM  
I would like to give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe someone hacked his account, auto correct farked up his ad... Something.

Sadly, it appears that's not the case.
 
2014-08-08 01:40:20 PM  

Son of Thunder: edmo: Well it's not like he's a homosexual. That's against the bible.

Depends. Was it a boy dog?

(Bestiality is also forbidden in the Bible, BTW)


Thought the bible only lists it forbidden for women.
 
2014-08-08 01:40:23 PM  
Yep.
 
2014-08-08 01:40:30 PM  
Maybe he was just trying to freshen up his act.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 01:41:09 PM  
The church he presides over is apparently still supporting him, because Jesus said that should the leaders of the flock attempt to shag the sheep, you should remain their faithful  followers.
 
2014-08-08 01:41:37 PM  

Methos: There's a craigslist section for this?


It's in the personals, under misc romance.
 
2014-08-08 01:41:57 PM  
But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder'?  No...
 
2014-08-08 01:42:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "A police spokesperson confirmed to the   that one of the animals he had sought to have sex with was a dog, but declined to name other species."

Pretty sure it was a turtle. Turtles seem to be the animal to bang/marry nowadays.


Ducks.
 
2014-08-08 01:42:40 PM  

boyvoyeur: I would like to give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe someone hacked his account, auto correct farked up his ad... Something.

Sadly, it appears that's not the case.


Hard to give the guy the benefit of the doubt when he is arrested at the sting location.
 
2014-08-08 01:43:38 PM  
rooby roooo

media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-08 01:44:16 PM  

ChipNASA: I'll be in my Lab?

/jesus it took long enough.


Yeah 7 posts, was too long
 
2014-08-08 01:44:23 PM  
Fun for him the day before he got caught. A joke today.

Yeahhh
 
2014-08-08 01:50:32 PM  
Inter-Species Erotica, farko!
 
2014-08-08 01:50:41 PM  

phenn: Why is it the horniest men are the most sexually unappealing?


Why do you even need to ask that?
 
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