edmo: Well it's not like he's a homosexual. That's against the bible.
scottydoesntknow: "A police spokesperson confirmed to the that one of the animals he had sought to have sex with was a dog, but declined to name other species."Pretty sure it was a turtle. Turtles seem to be the animal to bang/marry nowadays.
ChipNASA: I'll be in my Lab?/jesus it took long enough.
phenn: Why is it the horniest men are the most sexually unappealing?Not with a stolen kitty.
Son of Thunder: edmo: Well it's not like he's a homosexual. That's against the bible.Depends. Was it a boy dog?(Bestiality is also forbidden in the Bible, BTW)
Methos: There's a craigslist section for this?
boyvoyeur: I would like to give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe someone hacked his account, auto correct farked up his ad... Something.Sadly, it appears that's not the case.
phenn: Why is it the horniest men are the most sexually unappealing?
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