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(Phys Org2)   So it turns out that electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behavior that's almost polar opposite from what was predicted, Al Sharpton   (phys.org) divider line 30
    More: Followup, magnetic fields, quantum, electronics, free electrons, Quantum Mechanics, physical changes, classical physics, angular momentum  
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2014-08-08 10:17:17 AM  
Yes I'm taking a shot at myself here ;)
 
2014-08-08 11:08:39 AM  
oh, now I get it.
 
2014-08-08 11:22:21 AM  
"If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of,"  Maier's Law.
 
2014-08-08 11:27:59 AM  
Except the results aren't polar opposite of the theory?

They're polar opposite of CLASSICAL theory, and almost *perfectly in line* with the Q-Mech predictions.

/Still exciting, though.
 
2014-08-08 11:34:27 AM  

Drew: Yes I'm taking a shot at myself here ;)


Huh?
 
2014-08-08 11:35:00 AM  
 
2014-08-08 11:38:59 AM  
"made the first direct observations of free-electron Landau states "


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Landru! Guide us, Landru!

/oh.  Landau, not -ru
 
2014-08-08 11:39:59 AM  
FTFA: "nanometer-sized electron vortex beams"

oo! tell me more

  "the electrons rotated in three different ways with zero frequency, the cyclotron frequency, and the Larmor frequency"

I'll be in my bunk

/fap
//fap,fap
///and  . . . done
 
2014-08-08 11:46:46 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: "made the first direct observations of free-electron Landau states "


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Landru! Guide us, Landru!

/oh.  Landau, not -ru


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2014-08-08 11:49:39 AM  

Drew: Yes I'm taking a shot at myself here ;)


FTFY
 
2014-08-08 11:55:36 AM  

Drew: Yes I'm taking a shot at myself here ;)


You are such a racist, Drew.
 
2014-08-08 12:16:20 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: "made the first direct observations of free-electron Landau states "


[img.fark.net image 180x173]

Landru! Guide us, Landru!

/oh.  Landau, not -ru


This was exactly what I pictured as I read the article.

/Maybe he's guiding the electrons...?
 
2014-08-08 12:21:11 PM  
 
2014-08-08 12:30:10 PM  
Drew wrote a thesis on the quantum behavior of electrons.  Boy is there egg in his face.
 
2014-08-08 12:32:07 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: "made the first direct observations of free-electron Landau states "


[img.fark.net image 180x173]

Landru! Guide us, Landru!

/oh.  Landau, not -ru


Landau states?

West Virginia is Landau's state.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 12:33:25 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass


Man, I wish some of my undergrads wrote like that on their lab reports.  Half the time their data wasn't any better- at least i could have gotten some chuckles out of it.
 
2014-08-08 01:05:04 PM  
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'Sup now, biatches!?
 
2014-08-08 01:50:25 PM  
Will this allow faster than light travel, via a state transition from tardyonic to tachyonic?
 
2014-08-08 02:19:35 PM  
I'm sure this headline is funny on multiple levels, and I don't get it on all of them.
 
2014-08-08 02:21:03 PM  
Who?
 
2014-08-08 02:33:13 PM  

BigLuca: I'm sure this headline is funny on multiple levels, and I don't get it on all of them.


Let me know if you get the Drew shooting himself joke, please.
 
2014-08-08 03:09:49 PM  
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2014-08-08 03:17:33 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: I don't get it.

This headline?: http://www.fark.com/comments/8047608/Al-Sharptons-polar-opposite-dead - at-age-95

This one?: http://www.fark.com/comments/7892033/Not-News-Al-Sharpton-caught-edit i ng-Bill-OReilly-comment-lying-about-what-he-said-Asinine-After-OReilly -donated-thousands-to-Als-charity-organization

I'm guessing the first.

 
No, the headline and thread, he is referring to is from when Nelson Mandela died. It turned into an incredible shiatstorm and was so farking bad, they deleted the entire thread like a bunch of pussies insteading of owning their farkup.

That's why the thread from Mandela's death is 350 posts instead of the 2000+ that it actuaklly was

"Al Sharpton's polar opposite dead"  ....that's the one
 
2014-08-08 03:19:41 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: BigLuca: I'm sure this headline is funny on multiple levels, and I don't get it on all of them.

Let me know if you get the Drew shooting himself joke, please.


Ah, Fark meme's and in-jokes...  it's only funny if some people don't get it.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...
 
2014-08-08 03:20:10 PM  
Wait, I did find it. My bad about them scrubbing it from the site and disregard my commets on what they would be if they had scrubbed it.


http://www.fark.com/comments/8047608/Al-Sharptons-polar-opposite-dea d- at-age-95#new
 
2014-08-08 04:04:49 PM  
This shows how much we can trust so-called "scientists"
 
2014-08-08 05:05:18 PM  

cretinbob: Fark like a Barsoomian: I don't get it.

This headline?: http://www.fark.com/comments/8047608/Al-Sharptons-polar-opposite-dead - at-age-95

This one?: http://www.fark.com/comments/7892033/Not-News-Al-Sharpton-caught-edit i ng-Bill-OReilly-comment-lying-about-what-he-said-Asinine-After-OReilly -donated-thousands-to-Als-charity-organization

I'm guessing the first.

No, the headline and thread, he is referring to is from when Nelson Mandela died. It turned into an incredible shiatstorm and was so farking bad, they deleted the entire thread like a bunch of pussies insteading of owning their farkup.

That's why the thread from Mandela's death is 350 posts instead of the 2000+ that it actuaklly was

"Al Sharpton's polar opposite dead"  ....that's the one


cretinbob: Wait, I did find it. My bad about them scrubbing it from the site and disregard my commets on what they would be if they had scrubbed it.


http://www.fark.com/comments/8047608/Al-Sharptons-polar-opposite-dea d- at-age-95#new


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-09 12:23:12 AM  
i.imgur.com

Say it isn't so!
 
2014-08-09 02:17:03 AM  

Drew: Yes I'm taking a shot at myself here ;)


....Drink?
 
2014-08-09 02:30:46 AM  

cretinbob: Wait, I did find it. My bad about them scrubbing it from the site and disregard my commets on what they would be if they had scrubbed it.


http://www.fark.com/comments/8047608/Al-Sharptons-polar-opposite-dea d- at-age-95#new


I remember that thread now.  It was like being inside a train wreck while standing outside watching it.
 
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