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(Huffington Post)   15 year old boy's Mom calls cops because, A) He was caught doing it with a teacher, B) He was selling drugs, or Fark) He watched porn   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-08-08 11:06:47 AM  
"[The mom] requested that a report be done to document ... her son's behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn," the police report reads."


Brilliant. Tell the cops your son is a potential sex offender.
What could go wrong?
 
2014-08-08 11:14:24 AM  
According to the report, the 40-year-old mom "immediately turned off the TV" and ushered her 2-year-old daughter out of the room, before calling the police on her son.

Too late lady. Your 2-year-old daughter is now doomed to be a slut her entire life.

CSB:

I remember being in my early teens and watching the scrambled Playboy channel on the TV in my parent's room (channel 78 IIRC). I could always hear them coming down the hallway, so I'd hit the 'previous channel' button and go right back to cartoons. Then one day I hear my dad coming in and hit the button. He asks for the remote, hits 'previous channel' and there's scrambled titties right on the screen. His only words were "Don't watch this".

The biggest lesson I learned was to hit 'previous channel' and then 'channel up'.
 
2014-08-08 11:25:00 AM  
Yay for Cinemax. The late night savior for teenage boys
 
2014-08-08 11:27:56 AM  
Given that she wanted documentation from the police, the mention of how her young daughter saw it, and no mention of the dad, I wouldn't be surprised if this was part of a bitter custody fight
 
2014-08-08 12:08:51 PM  
What, Hazmat team not available to safely dispose of the television?

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-08 12:45:16 PM  
She's going to fark that kid up about sex.
 
2014-08-08 12:58:43 PM  
If you can maintain being a police officer while being addressed as "Lt. Bobo", you deserve a tip of the hat.
 
2014-08-08 01:08:49 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: If you can maintain being a police officer while being addressed as "Lt. Bobo", you deserve a tip of the hat.


Think that's bad?  Imagine if he gets promoted.  "Sheriff Bobo."
 
2014-08-08 01:19:37 PM  
If fapping to porn was illegal when I was a teenager I would have fried by now. Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel
 
2014-08-08 01:46:51 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: If fapping to porn was illegal [as] a teenager ..


..the human race would have been extinct by now.
 
2014-08-08 01:48:12 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-08 01:49:52 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: If fapping to porn was illegal when I was a teenager I would have fried by now. Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel


Ahh the Spice channel good ole edited porn. I always remember when the power would go out in a big storm we would have the spice channel for free for a few days.
 
2014-08-08 01:50:59 PM  

TommyymmoT: Brilliant. Tell the cops your son is a potential sex offender.
What could go wrong?


He's got a job waiting for him after high school?
 
2014-08-08 01:51:54 PM  

Diogenes: I_Am_Weasel: If you can maintain being a police officer while being addressed as "Lt. Bobo", you deserve a tip of the hat.

Think that's bad?  Imagine if he gets promoted.  "Sheriff Bobo."


"Bobo, bobo...bring back Sherif Bobo!"
 
2014-08-08 01:53:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: According to the report, the 40-year-old mom "immediately turned off the TV" and ushered her 2-year-old daughter out of the room, before calling the police on her son.

Too late lady. Your 2-year-old daughter is now doomed to be a slut her entire life.

CSB:

I remember being in my early teens and watching the scrambled Playboy channel on the TV in my parent's room (channel 78 IIRC). I could always hear them coming down the hallway, so I'd hit the 'previous channel' button and go right back to cartoons. Then one day I hear my dad coming in and hit the button. He asks for the remote, hits 'previous channel' and there's scrambled titties right on the screen. His only words were "Don't watch this".

The biggest lesson I learned was to hit 'previous channel' and then 'channel up'.


Growing up our mom would be a bit more cautious about what we watched but my dad flat out didn't care what we watched/rented. I remember being very young maybe 10 or 11 and dad letting us rent Revenge of the Nerds. We got to the part where Booger say's 'we got bush, we got bush', I turn my head around (because I sat up front on my bean bag) thinking, ok, he's gonna turn it off now. Nope, he had a big smile and was laughing his ass off.
 
2014-08-08 01:53:19 PM  
Yeah...I miss the good ol' days when you'd find your dads stash of playboy mags and sneak off to the bathroom...All you had to do back then was scream at your mom "I'LL BEE OUT IN A MINUTE!!!! JEEEEEZ!
 
2014-08-08 01:53:45 PM  
why not all of the above?
 
2014-08-08 01:53:56 PM  
hmm, a 15 yr old and 2 yr old.  clearly accidents happen, lady.  get over your 2 yr old seeing 'the nasty'.  and also try not to make a permanent wedge in your relationship with your son over something so trivial.  save it for the important lines in the sand.
 
2014-08-08 01:53:58 PM  
The cops probably told him how to hide it.
 
2014-08-08 01:55:14 PM  

TommyymmoT: "[The mom] requested that a report be done to document ... her son's behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn," the police report reads."


Brilliant. Tell the cops your son is a potential sex offender.
What could go wrong?


Done in one.
I'm thinking the kid was molested.
 
2014-08-08 01:56:01 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel


Found porn is best porn

/Once found the Penthouse issue with Tonya Harding in it on the side of the road
 
2014-08-08 01:57:47 PM  
According to Lt. Kevin Bobo, the sheriff's office did not make an arrest or issue a citation.  "I don't know of any South Carolina law that was broken," Bobo told HuffPost on Thursday.

What a bobo, look harder in the statutes, I'm sure you can come up with something.  What do the citizenry of South Carolina pay their law enforcement officers for, anyway?
 
2014-08-08 01:57:57 PM  
I was hoping for "all of the above"
 
2014-08-08 01:59:13 PM  
 
2014-08-08 01:59:45 PM  

monoski: I was hoping for "all of the above"


At the same time.
 
2014-08-08 02:00:45 PM  
Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling Mom about your Playboys!

/too obscure?
 
2014-08-08 02:01:48 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: TMZ has her photo http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432


I would peruse her photo spread....
 
2014-08-08 02:01:54 PM  

Circusdog320: Yeah...I miss the good ol' days when you'd find your dads stash of playboy mags and sneak off to the bathroom...All you had to do back then was scream at your mom "I'LL BEE OUT IN A MINUTE!!!! JEEEEEZ!


Turns out my dad is gay so it's a good thing I never found his stash. I had to make do with the Montgomery Wards catalog and Nat Geo. At that age, pretty much anything will do.
 
2014-08-08 02:01:57 PM  

TommyymmoT: "[The mom] requested that a report be done to document ... her son's behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn," the police report reads."


Brilliant. Tell the cops your son is a potential sex offender.
What could go wrong?


According to Inspector Gadget, there were no laws broken and a report wasn't made.  Doubtful that Junior is going to turn up on a sex offenders registry over this.
 
2014-08-08 02:03:16 PM  

firemanbuck: drjekel_mrhyde: TMZ has her photo http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432

I would peruse her photo spread....


She's totally hittable.  Maybe she did some vids back in the day and doesn't want him to see her redtube channel...
 
2014-08-08 02:03:29 PM  

allauthors: Back to sleep, Louis, or I'm telling Mom about your Playboys!

/too obscure?


im not looking it up but im going to guess.  did it involve a death blossom?

/seems like that couldve been said in any number of movies though
 
2014-08-08 02:05:06 PM  
since the lady clearly wants the state to raise her children for her, then maybe CPS should come take her kids and save her a phone call?
 
2014-08-08 02:05:58 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel

Found porn is best porn

/Once found the Penthouse issue with Tonya Harding in it on the side of the road


cdn.sheknows.com
 
2014-08-08 02:06:21 PM  
LeroyBourne:

The biggest lesson I learned was to hit 'previous channel' and then 'channel up'.

See, I was fumbling for the remote in the dark when mom walked down during "that" part in Evil Dead.

I remember there was a half a question about Christmas...

"Did you figure out a present for your sister-"

...and then she ran back upstairs.

I think I even said, "Wait! Mom! No!" as I spectacularly flailed the darkness for my pants, too.


/one of those summers, it was scrambled porn on one channel, scrambled Beavis and Butthead Movie one up.
 
2014-08-08 02:06:54 PM  
If she wants to date cops, she needs a better line.
 
gja
2014-08-08 02:08:00 PM  

Carn: firemanbuck: drjekel_mrhyde: TMZ has her photo http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432

I would peruse her photo spread....

She's totally hittable.  Maybe she did some vids back in the day and doesn't want him to see her redtube channel...


L O L.

Kid gets caught watching porn: "......and you yelled at me for sucking my thumb, mom?"
 
2014-08-08 02:08:09 PM  

ArkAngel: Yay for Cinemax. The late night savior for teenage boys


Nowadays that's better than hardcore pr0n.
 
2014-08-08 02:08:14 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: TMZ has her photo http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432


That is some PTA, home-owner association, mommy blogger shiat going on right there.
 
2014-08-08 02:09:10 PM  

ArkAngel: Given that she wanted documentation from the police, the mention of how her young daughter saw it, and no mention of the dad, I wouldn't be surprised if this was part of a bitter custody fight


My thoughts too. Shes building a case for something. If anything blame goes back on her for not changing the parental cobtrols or locking out certain channels.
 
2014-08-08 02:09:11 PM  
Hey mom, your daughter is two. So farking what?

Secondly, now your son's name is in a police report having done nothing wrong.  Great job mom!
 
2014-08-08 02:10:21 PM  

Revek: HighlanderRPI: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel

Found porn is best porn

/Once found the Penthouse issue with Tonya Harding in it on the side of the road


Go on.....
 
2014-08-08 02:10:35 PM  
A black mother using the police as a replacement for her kid's father. That will end well.
 
2014-08-08 02:10:44 PM  

phenn: drjekel_mrhyde: TMZ has her photo http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mom-calls-cops-over-porn-675432

That is some PTA, home-owner association, mommy blogger shiat going on right there.


That and Southern Baptist Choir leader
 
2014-08-08 02:10:52 PM  

Fark Irony Police: LeroyBourne:

The biggest lesson I learned was to hit 'previous channel' and then 'channel up'.

See, I was fumbling for the remote in the dark when mom walked down during "that" part in Evil Dead.

I remember there was a half a question about Christmas...

"Did you figure out a present for your sister-"

...and then she ran back upstairs.

I think I even said, "Wait! Mom! No!" as I spectacularly flailed the darkness for my pants, too.


/one of those summers, it was scrambled porn on one channel, scrambled Beavis and Butthead Movie one up.


What part were you fapping to Evil Dead?  The tree rape scene you sick sonnuva biatch.
/jk ;)
//there was a point in that scene where it sounds like she's enjoying it
///wished the remake had a homage to it
 
2014-08-08 02:11:18 PM  

Diogenes: I_Am_Weasel: If you can maintain being a police officer while being addressed as "Lt. Bobo", you deserve a tip of the hat.

Think that's bad?  Imagine if he gets promoted.  "Sheriff Bobo."


epguides.com
 
2014-08-08 02:11:23 PM  
LeroyBourne:

Growing up our mom would be a bit more cautious about what we watched but my dad flat out didn't care what we watched/rented. I remember being very young maybe 10 or 11 and dad letting us rent Revenge of the Nerds. We got to the part where Booger say's 'we got bush, we got bush', I turn my head around (because I sat up front on my bean bag) thinking, ok, he's gonna turn it off now. Nope, he had a big smile and was laughing his ass off.

Believe it or not, I actually watched my first Rated-R movie after I was old enough to watch a Rated-R movie. (Robocop.) This had nothing to do with my family being prudes - my mother was actually pretty liberal about that sort of thing - and more just an accident of circumstance. I'm not entirely sure it was a bad thing, either. We're 32 years removed from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and my best friend, who saw it in theaters, still can't stop quoting it and referring to it like it's the only movie ever.
 
2014-08-08 02:11:35 PM  

GDubDub: Hey mom, your daughter is two. So farking what?

Secondly, now your son's name is in a police report having done nothing wrong.  Great job mom!


Well, he's blah...so just getting him used to dealing with the Man.
 
2014-08-08 02:13:33 PM  
Surprised they didn't show up with 10 officers in full tactical gear.
 
2014-08-08 02:13:56 PM  
WHY DIDN'T THIS BOY'S FATHER TO REMEDY THE SITUATION PROPERLY?!?!?!?!??
 
2014-08-08 02:13:56 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Of course I had to rely on found woods porn and scrambled Spice channel

Found porn is best porn

/Once found the Penthouse issue with Tonya Harding in it on the side of the road


Csb:

I found someone's stash in the woods when I was 7 or 8. Really had no idea what it was, but took it home anyway. I thought I would be smart and hide it under my pillow. It is very hard to convincingly hide 6 magazines under a pillow.

/csb
 
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