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(Mirror.co.uk)   Here's how not to act the next time you get your weener caught in your zipper in a bar (vid)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-08-08 10:58:16 AM  
I like how the guy is smoking at a cancer charity event.  Also... farking Irish.  I can understand about 25% of what they said there.
 
2014-08-08 01:06:39 PM  
I managed to do that once when I was a kid. farkin ow
 
2014-08-08 01:07:28 PM  
Nice Dora the explorer/Nickelodian commercial before we get to the penis video
 
2014-08-08 01:51:50 PM  
He did it because his zipper has ... teeth.
 
2014-08-08 01:58:46 PM  

lucksi: I managed to do that once when I was a kid. farkin ow


Very few things I remember about be a young kid.   Accidently getting my junk caught in a zipper was a life lesson that I never forgot.
 
2014-08-08 01:59:31 PM  
I watched the vid with the bullet ants, not going to watch this.
 
2014-08-08 02:23:07 PM  
Link farked.  Nice going dickheads
 
2014-08-08 02:46:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 03:32:49 PM  
How does this happen?  The guy is sitting there with his dick hanging out of his undies and through the fly?

I have never done this in my life and can't get my mind around how it could happen.
 
2014-08-08 03:40:49 PM  

KidneyStone: How does this happen?  The guy is sitting there with his dick hanging out of his undies and through the fly?

I have never done this in my life and can't get my mind around how it could happen.


you obviously don't drink enough.
 
2014-08-08 04:04:52 PM  
Now go put on some underwear.
 
2014-08-08 04:43:24 PM  
6 minutes of that shiat? No thanks
 
Bf+
2014-08-08 04:45:54 PM  
That was, hands down, the funniest video I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2014-08-08 04:56:42 PM  
FRANKS AND BEANS!

JC
 
2014-08-08 05:25:32 PM  
It almost happened to me when I was a teen, I wanted to see how going 'commando' felt like. So I put on my pants without underwear, raised the zipper, and just started to pinch myself in it but stopped and lowered the zip in time. I then removed my pants and put on some underwear as I thought of all the times I go pee in a day.
/not a cool story
 
2014-08-08 06:22:38 PM  
I did this once too, let me tell you this.  I have never been more sure of anything, I will never let that happen again.
 
2014-08-08 07:13:53 PM  
CSB: The first week at my new job, I was coming back to my desk after visiting the men's room and my new boss happened along going the same direction. He was asking how things were going, etc., when I got to my cube. He was in the doorway, still chatting, as I went to sit down. Partway into the sitting motion, I got the most horrendous pain ever from my crotch. I had to stand back up, so I made like I was looking for a book on one of the shelves. My boss's didn't notice, and kept talking. I tried to keep the tear from forming in my eye, and my heart from racing.

After what seemed like an hour, but was probably three minutes, my boss left and I went as quickly as I could back to the men's room, taking very small steps because each one caused a ripping pain in my crotch. It turned out that I had zipped a clump of pubic hair up in my zipper, and it had ripped partway out when I started to sit down. I stopped wearing boxers after that.

/CSB
 
2014-08-08 08:12:43 PM  

Bf+: That was, handdicks down, the funniestdumbest video I've ever seen on Fark.


FTFEveryone

Someone upthread blamed their boxer shorts for pube snags... you're doing it wrong.  Get a hedge clipper if it's that bad.  Also, if you can't keep track of where your dick is, maybe you don't need one.

Also, also, Levis 501s for the win. If you get your dick caught while buttoning up, go straight to the drunk tank to sober up or to the ER to check for stroke.
 
2014-08-08 09:31:52 PM  

KidneyStone: How does this happen?  The guy is sitting there with his dick hanging out of his undies and through the fly?

I have never done this in my life and can't get my mind around how it could happen.


well first it has to reach. is that the part your confused about?

/couldn't resist
 
2014-08-08 10:18:04 PM  
I've done the "almost" thing a few times. It's not fun. I can't say I've gotten my dick caught, it's always been the ball sack that gets pinched. Either way, I had to stop watching. I felt bad for finding it hot watching a dude delicately grasping another man's junk. Even knowing the situation, I couldn't help but get aroused.
 
2014-08-08 10:36:31 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I've done the "almost" thing a few times. It's not fun. I can't say I've gotten my dick caught, it's always been the ball sack that gets pinched. Either way, I had to stop watching. I felt bad for finding it hot watching a dude delicately grasping another man's junk. Even knowing the situation, I couldn't help but get aroused.


*crickets*
 
2014-08-09 01:20:35 AM  

cannotsuggestaname: KidneyStone: How does this happen?  The guy is sitting there with his dick hanging out of his undies and through the fly?

I have never done this in my life and can't get my mind around how it could happen.

you obviously don't drink enough.


I drink plenty and its never happened to me.

Now that I think about it, I haven't actually worn pants with a zipper in a long time though.  Button fly jeans - for safety.
 
2014-08-09 02:16:21 AM  

gfid: cannotsuggestaname: KidneyStone: How does this happen?  The guy is sitting there with his dick hanging out of his undies and through the fly?

I have never done this in my life and can't get my mind around how it could happen.

you obviously don't drink enough.

I drink plenty and its never happened to me.

Now that I think about it, I haven't actually worn pants with a zipper in a long time though.  Button fly jeans - for safety.


yeah really.  Putting a zipper by your ballsack everyday is just asking for accidents.

Think people!  Who invented this shiat? Women?
 
2014-08-09 04:46:10 AM  
I have been afraid of this all my life, but so far managed to avoid it. Is it much worse than bad toothache?
 
2014-08-09 03:44:27 PM  
How small are your dicks that they get caught in zippers? Also, there's this thing called "underwear" that puts a barrier between your junk and the pants you're wearing. You might want to try it, fellas.
 
2014-08-09 04:03:21 PM  
Proof that I'm old - The movie they quoted never crossed my mind. Instead, I thought of The World According to Garp.
 
2014-08-09 05:23:24 PM  

WilderKWight: How small are your dicks that they get caught in zippers? Also, there's this thing called "underwear" that puts a barrier between your junk and the pants you're wearing. You might want to try it, fellas.


Summertime + shorts + no underwear = awesome breeze
 
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