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(Metro)   Bargain Booze liquor store charges shopper a fee for checking that she was old enough to buy. "I go there all the time because the booze is so cheap, and I quite often get asked for ID, but I've never noticed being charged before"   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-08 11:58:06 AM  
Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.
 
2014-08-08 12:49:41 PM  

meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.


F*ckin' A. One-way ticket to Pound Town...
 
2014-08-08 01:42:25 PM  
img.fark.net

I'll refund her money. And give her a free breast exam.
 
2014-08-08 02:08:13 PM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating bangers and mash.
 
2014-08-08 02:08:23 PM  
I'd check her ID for a pound...if you know what I mean.


/CRAZY REDHEADS!!!
 
2014-08-08 02:08:24 PM  
Oh honey...

You look like that...

in England...

Why the fark are you buying your own booze?
 
2014-08-08 02:09:39 PM  
this is an outrage?
 
2014-08-08 02:09:58 PM  
I'd show her my proof of ID, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-08-08 02:10:57 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Oh honey...

You look like that...

in England...

Why the fark are you buying your own booze?


noticed the closed mouth smile?  Probably got less teeth than a jack o lantern.
 
2014-08-08 02:11:47 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Oh honey...

You look like that...

in England...

Why the fark are you buying your own booze?


"She" has a penis.
 
2014-08-08 02:13:30 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking
 
2014-08-08 02:14:00 PM  
So she was charged a penny
 
2014-08-08 02:14:00 PM  

meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.


I love to know what series of translators you use to produce that nonsense
 
2014-08-08 02:14:37 PM  

ChipNASA: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Oh honey...

You look like that...

in England...

Why the fark are you buying your own booze?

"She" has a penis.


That's hot to the TFers
 
2014-08-08 02:15:19 PM  

meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.


I'll take your sloppy seconds if you and she are willing to share.
 
2014-08-08 02:15:42 PM  
I'd give her a cork screw.
 
2014-08-08 02:16:20 PM  

theflatline: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Oh honey...

You look like that...

in England...

Why the fark are you buying your own booze?

noticed the closed mouth smile?  Probably got less teeth than a jack o lantern.


Between that and the MySpace angle, I'm remaining cautiously optimistic.
 
2014-08-08 02:17:35 PM  
I'd plug her bung hole.
 
2014-08-08 02:18:03 PM  

The spokesperson said: 'This is an isolated incident. We never charge customers for ID checks.

'They are registered through our till system against transactions for audit purposes.

'We are working closely with our Eastbourne store to ensure this doesn't happen again and customers who have been charged a penny have been refunded.'


Dear spokesdroid,

Try not to contradict yourself so completely in such a short span.
 
2014-08-08 02:21:16 PM  

LeroyBourne: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 456x750]
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking


Side nipple?

/wtf?
 
2014-08-08 02:23:39 PM  
Has anyone mentioned having sex with her yet?
 
2014-08-08 02:26:18 PM  
Looks like a bunny boiler.
Worth a one night stand with a fake phone number.
 
2014-08-08 02:28:33 PM  
Aw hell. You all said it before me.
 
2014-08-08 02:29:51 PM  

meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.


Screw it, I'd bathe her myself!
 
2014-08-08 02:30:53 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: The spokesperson said: 'This is an isolated incident. We never charge customers for ID checks.

'They are registered through our till system against transactions for audit purposes.

'We are working closely with our Eastbourne store to ensure this doesn't happen again and customers who have been charged a penny have been refunded.'


Dear spokesdroid,

Try not to contradict yourself so completely in such a short span.


I guess now that they've been caught at it, there are two options, go on the offensive and say "if anything, we could increase the fee" or pretend you aren't really charging, then quietly restart again, being sure to target undesirables first
 
2014-08-08 02:30:56 PM  

meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.


And the mystery of meow said the dog's gender and orientation continues. It's sort of like a real-life "It's Pat."
 
2014-08-08 02:31:32 PM  

ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 456x750]
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking

Side nipple?

/wtf?


I think that's a pleat
 
2014-08-08 02:33:12 PM  

ChipNASA: I'd check her ID for a pound...if you know what I mean.


/CRAZY REDHEADS!!!


Er, Chip, I don't think she's a redhead. I think she's just a brunette using a filter.

/I'd still smoke her with a filter
//I have no idea what that means
///redheads *are* awesome though
 
2014-08-08 02:33:18 PM  
So is this going to be a gangbang, or do we need to start setting up a lottery system to determine the order...I'm confused with the logistics of it all
 
2014-08-08 02:35:35 PM  
Stalking like 4chan, damn.
 
2014-08-08 02:36:13 PM  

bikerbob59: meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.

Screw it, I'd bathe her myself!


I'd give her a right good scubbin', if you know what I mean. And I mean I would give her a scrubbing, I like to scrub, I do not know why.
 
2014-08-08 02:37:01 PM  

Banned on the Run: ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 456x750]
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking

Side nipple?

/wtf?

I think that's a pleat


I was trying to figure out what he meant too, yeah, it's a shiatty dress.  She should let me take it off just to make sure.
 
2014-08-08 02:39:19 PM  

ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 456x750]
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking

Side nipple?

/wtf?


They appear to be properly oriented here

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-08 02:39:43 PM  

abhorrent1: Has anyone mentioned having sex with her yet?


Nope. So far, just baths, bangers and mash, pound town, corkscrews, and checking/showing her ID. I believe you're the first to mention sex. Perv.

/what? What'd I miss?
 
2014-08-08 02:39:45 PM  

Banned on the Run: Ruling: After points off for duck lips and poor choice in men, "Quite hittable"


So you're saying the average Farker has a chance...

I notice she's always the "hot" one of the group.
 
2014-08-08 02:41:09 PM  

brimed03: meow said the dog: Provide to this individual the bath and return she to the bunk which has the belonging to me.

And the mystery of meow said the dog's gender and orientation continues. It's sort of like a real-life "It's Pat."


meow's gender/orientation is entirely up to the alt creator
 
2014-08-08 02:42:12 PM  
She was lucky he didn't charge her for checking whether she was a real blonde.
 
2014-08-08 02:42:36 PM  
Wait, what?

From the article:  "A 19-year-old was shocked to learn she had been charged 1p for proving she was old enough to buy alcohol"

and

"But when the student checked her receipt she was bemused to read: 'ID check Age Level 25. Over 25"
 
2014-08-08 02:42:49 PM  
Article; 'ID check Age Level 25. Over 25. SUCCESSFUL ID SHOWN £0.01.'

Same article; Sian Heather, 19, was charged the small fee for 'successful ID shown'

Fail
 
2014-08-08 02:43:58 PM  

you are a puppet: So is this going to be a gangbang, or do we need to start setting up a lottery system to determine the order...I'm confused with the logistics of it all


Doesn't matter to me, if it matters to you and you still show up I would advise caution if you bend over for anything...
 
2014-08-08 02:44:52 PM  

TheNewJesus: Stalking like 4chan, damn.


A lot of Farkers these days are folks who aged out of 4chan and had been hating on reddit too long to migrate there. You can identify them by their "QFT" and green text posts.

/oops
//I only ever went on there twice. Once for five years and once for...
///I keed
 
2014-08-08 02:46:33 PM  

Banned on the Run: ChipNASA: LeroyBourne: [static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 456x750]
She looks like Anna Kendrick, rack and all.
/smoking

Side nipple?

/wtf?

They appear to be properly oriented here


Sheeeeeeiiiittt.
 
2014-08-08 02:48:48 PM  
I'll buy her a 6 pack of Mickeys.

And slip her one too.
 
2014-08-08 02:52:14 PM  

little Jeff: Article; 'ID check Age Level 25. Over 25. SUCCESSFUL ID SHOWN £0.01.'

Same article; Sian Heather, 19, was charged the small fee for 'successful ID shown'

Fail


England, don't need to be 21 there...
 
2014-08-08 02:52:18 PM  
I wouldn't mind being charged a penny for an ID check. The older I get, the more elderly Asian liquor store owners know how to flatter me.
 
2014-08-08 02:52:42 PM  
So my guess is that they want a record of having done ID check, but didn't know how to program that into the register as a "no sale" item. So they put it in as a sale item for 1p. The company home office will reprogram the register correctly and all will be right with the world again.

/this would only be WTF to a 19 year old
 
2014-08-08 02:53:11 PM  
"British hot" takes a back seat to actual hot.
 
2014-08-08 02:53:45 PM  

monoski: little Jeff: Article; 'ID check Age Level 25. Over 25. SUCCESSFUL ID SHOWN £0.01.'

Same article; Sian Heather, 19, was charged the small fee for 'successful ID shown'

Fail

England, don't need to be 21 there...


He's talking about the age discrepancy. The register receipt says she was ID checked as aged 25+. Tfa says she's 19.
 
2014-08-08 02:53:50 PM  
I'd be interested to know if the .01 charge, allows the merchant to go back and retrieve personal information on the purchaser.

/ Stalker tactic?
 
2014-08-08 02:54:07 PM  

Banned on the Run: After points off for duck lips and poor choice in men,


Why on Earth would you take points off for having a poor choice in men?
 
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