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(Huffington Post)   Toddler squeezes through White House fence. Secret Service agents quickly subdued, quoted saying "Who's my little terrorist baby? Yes you ARE. Yes you are"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 96
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2014-08-08 09:46:01 AM  
Water board him
 
2014-08-08 09:47:15 AM  

vudukungfu: Water board him


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It didn't have the desired effect.
 
2014-08-08 09:47:54 AM  

vudukungfu: Water board him


How did a toddler subdue multiple secret service agents?
 
2014-08-08 09:49:29 AM  
FTA:

"Donovan joked that agents were going to wait until the toddler learned to talk to question him about the incident, "


/I chuckled
 
2014-08-08 09:49:31 AM  
Insert "The Campaign" movie baby punch gif here......

/nope not gonna do it.
 
2014-08-08 09:49:40 AM  
Off to baby Gitmo with you child.
 
2014-08-08 09:49:49 AM  
Probably the most fun the security staff has had in weeks. Guard duty is not the most interesting thing, I am sure. They can say 'Hey, we sorta-kinda rescued a baby!' Glad it all worked out.
 
2014-08-08 09:50:01 AM  
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2014-08-08 09:50:02 AM  
Earlier Thursday, Obama's motorcade came to a rare slow crawl and then a complete stop along a major interstate as he traveled to and from Fort Belvoir in northern Virginia to sign a veterans' health care bill.

Donovan said mechanical issues with vehicles in the motorcade caused both stops.



THANKS OBAMA
 
2014-08-08 09:50:32 AM  
How many times did they shoot it?
 
2014-08-08 09:51:15 AM  
I would love to the see the surveillance video of that gang tackle when they finally took that dude down. Hopefully, they tased him too.

//It's been a pretty boring day so far.
 
2014-08-08 09:51:16 AM  

ChipNASA: Insert "The Campaign" movie baby punch gif here......

/nope not gonna do it.


There ya go.
 
2014-08-08 09:51:21 AM  

Reyito: vudukungfu: Water board him

How did a toddler subdue multiple secret service agents?


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2014-08-08 09:51:57 AM  
When I heard this on NPR this morning they were teasing out who the intruder was so I was picturing a toy breed dog until they said "toddler".

Also, the Secret Service/White House security staff should be ashamed for aiding trespass into the White House grounds on other occasions.

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2014-08-08 09:52:21 AM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL


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2014-08-08 09:55:28 AM  
QUIT IT WITH THE IN-THREAD ADS, F*CK! I don't need a f*cking burger commercial at 6:50am, and if I did, there's plenty of room on the main page


/do TFers see these?
 
2014-08-08 09:56:26 AM  
SWARM, SWARM!
 
2014-08-08 09:57:54 AM  

Brainsick: QUIT IT WITH THE IN-THREAD ADS, F*CK! I don't need a f*cking burger commercial at 6:50am, and if I did, there's plenty of room on the main page


/do TFers see these?


MMMmmmmmmmm

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2014-08-08 09:58:30 AM  

Abuse Liability: ChipNASA: Insert "The Campaign" movie baby punch gif here......

/nope not gonna do it.

There ya go.


That's what I get for not hitting preview
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2014-08-08 10:00:05 AM  
Fox New headlines:
"Terrorists are Recruiting Your Children"
"Security Breach at White House: Who's to Blame. Obama?"
"Congress Investigating 'Toddler-gate': Who Knew What and When did They Know It?"
 
2014-08-08 10:05:00 AM  

Abuse Liability: FTA:

"Donovan joked that agents were going to wait until the toddler learned to talk to question him about the incident, "


/I chuckled


"Who do you work for, dirtbag?"

"Why?"

"Where were you trained?"

"Why?"

"What was your mission objective?"

"Why?"

(aside) "Damn, this kid's good."
 
2014-08-08 10:05:13 AM  
Pigs drove the brat back to his house & promptly shot his dog for no reason.

If he didn't have a dog, they shot the cat.  True story, bro....
 
2014-08-08 10:05:19 AM  
If weakass 0bama can't even keep a toddler from breaching the White House's security... how does he expect to stand up to putin and iran!
 
2014-08-08 10:07:08 AM  
And you libbity-libbing libtards were casting aspersions all over Gohmert's asparagus when he tried to warn us about terrorist anchor babies. Now who's the fool, huh?
 
2014-08-08 10:07:20 AM  
How do they know it wasn't one of them there ebola illegals?
 
2014-08-08 10:09:37 AM  

Abuse Liability: Abuse Liability: ChipNASA: Insert "The Campaign" movie baby punch gif here......

/nope not gonna do it.

There ya go.

That's what I get for not hitting preview
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I've been tempted to do the same thing.
Usually in restaurants.
 
2014-08-08 10:11:39 AM  
They did not arrest him just because of his age? That's profiling!
 
2014-08-08 10:11:41 AM  
I shoved him in there to gauge their toddler response time and see how well it would work as a distraction.

/soon
 
2014-08-08 10:13:03 AM  
In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?
 
2014-08-08 10:15:50 AM  

talkertopc: They did not arrest him just because of his age? That's profiling!


Must have been a white baby.
 
2014-08-08 10:16:05 AM  

edmo: In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?


key word
 
2014-08-08 10:16:28 AM  

edmo: In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?


We used to be like that, then a few presidents got shot and someone put the treasury department in charge of guarding the president.
 
2014-08-08 10:17:15 AM  
When do they send the kid and his parents to GITMO?
 
2014-08-08 10:17:45 AM  

edmo: How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?


We, as a country, freaked out as much as we did when little baby ducklings were in need of help getting through the fence.
 
2014-08-08 10:18:04 AM  
In truth this was a russian midget trained to infiltrate whitehouse security
 
2014-08-08 10:18:09 AM  
Chuck Norris and Milla Jovovich had a babby?
 
2014-08-08 10:19:05 AM  

edmo: In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?


How many assasination attempts have been made on the estonian president
plus, they have to keep those canadians out with their white house burning ways
 
2014-08-08 10:19:10 AM  

cgraves67: edmo: In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?

We used to be like that, then a few presidents got shot and someone put the treasury department in charge of guarding the president.


Heh, never thought of it that way.  Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.
 
2014-08-08 10:21:55 AM  

CJHardin: Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.


Hand me a few of these dead presidents and I'll get to stimulating the local economy if you know what I mean

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2014-08-08 10:22:07 AM  

CJHardin: cgraves67: edmo: In Estonia, you can walk up to their white house and stand at the edge of the parking lot with just a few guards between you and the building. No walls no fences. How did we manage to make ourselves the country that everyone hates so badly we freak out over toddlers toddling?

We used to be like that, then a few presidents got shot and someone put the treasury department in charge of guarding the president.

Heh, never thought of it that way.  Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.


Our economy is all about passing around dead presidents.
 
2014-08-08 10:23:47 AM  
"Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said the child was returned to his parents. Neither the boy nor his parents were identified."

So how do we know he wasn't a terrorist? DO YOUR DAMN JOB!
 
2014-08-08 10:24:05 AM  

CJHardin


Heh, never thought of it that way. Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.


??

Dead presidents ARE the economy.

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2014-08-08 10:24:48 AM  
(Franklin is an exception, obviously)
 
2014-08-08 10:24:49 AM  
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2014-08-08 10:24:59 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: CJHardin

Heh, never thought of it that way. Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.


??

Dead presidents ARE the economy.

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excapt for the hundred dollar bill, that's a famous statesman and inventor, but not a president

i wonder what the US would have been like if old Ben had been prez
 
2014-08-08 10:25:19 AM  
Did he have a bomb in his diaper?
 
2014-08-08 10:25:48 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: (Franklin is an exception, obviously)


And Hamilton.
 
2014-08-08 10:26:33 AM  

Brainsick: QUIT IT WITH THE IN-THREAD ADS, F*CK! I don't need a f*cking burger commercial at 6:50am, and if I did, there's plenty of room on the main page


/do TFers see these?


There are in thread ads? Where? I've never seen any. Is it mobile only or something?
 
2014-08-08 10:27:27 AM  

loonatic112358: Englebert Slaptyback: CJHardin

Heh, never thought of it that way. Dead presidents aren't good for the economy.


??

Dead presidents ARE the economy.

[mobilitar.com image 850x533]

excapt for the hundred dollar bill, that's a famous statesman and inventor, but not a president

i wonder what the US would have been like if old Ben had been prez


We'd eat Bald Eagles at Thanksgiving.
 
2014-08-08 10:27:35 AM  

Slaxl: Brainsick: QUIT IT WITH THE IN-THREAD ADS, F*CK! I don't need a f*cking burger commercial at 6:50am, and if I did, there's plenty of room on the main page


/do TFers see these?

There are in thread ads? Where? I've never seen any. Is it mobile only or something?


Mobile only
 
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