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(Politico)   Do your job, Mr. President - John "I can't control my own House so I drink myself silly trying to forget the Teatards" Boehner   (politico.com) divider line 111
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2014-08-08 07:31:38 AM
I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.

It's stunningly asinine.  Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.
 
2014-08-08 07:50:39 AM
what about the immigration bill that you guys scrapped last week?  how about having a symbolic vote to repeal the ACA for a 50th time?  would the gentleman from loompaland kindly explain how he is doing  hisjob?
 
2014-08-08 07:52:04 AM

Ambivalence: It's stunningly asinine. Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.


I would've also gone with dumbass tag, but this seems very appropriate too
 
2014-08-08 07:59:22 AM
"Do your job!"
*does his job*
*sues for doing his job*
 
2014-08-08 08:01:01 AM

ManateeGag: "Do your job!"
*does his job*
*sues for doing his job*


"How dare you do your job when we tell you to do your job! What are you? Some kind of job-doing do gooder?"
 
2014-08-08 09:50:06 AM
Boehner is doing his job; his job is to make sure nothing at all gets done so that all the mouthbreathers
that make up the GOP base will hate Obama.

Unfortunately, he can't be sued for that.
 
2014-08-08 09:52:40 AM
The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.
 
2014-08-08 09:54:42 AM

Ambivalence: I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.


If he doesn't do his job, they can't sue him for not doing his job, so they need him to do his job so they can sue him for doing it. It's so painfully obvious, how did you miss this gem of Republican logic?
 
2014-08-08 09:58:30 AM
Boehner is the kind of asshole suffering from a low fiber diet, dehydration, alcoholism, and years of neglect. Boehner is an asshole laden with hemorrhoids, which has lost all its elasticity and is now gaping wide open from years of being penetrated by massive corporate cocks. He is the kind of asshole bathed in semen, swollen and inflamed from a lack of any kind of lubrication. Boehner is the kind of asshole that leaks anal fluid into his underwear and causes him pain as he walks down the aisle to vote for yet another Obamacare repeal. He is the kind of boiled, blackened, pus-filled asshole that doctors ask to take a picture of so they can show what anal cancer looks like at its worst. He is the kind of asshole that looks you in the face and you just stare into that blackened abyss and see the reddened eye of the Devil staring at you...

You know, I give up. There is no superlative for the kind of asshole Boehner is.
 
2014-08-08 10:05:59 AM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


I wouldn't doubt it.  I'd bet they all had some language that gutted the ACA though.
 
2014-08-08 10:09:38 AM
boner
 
2014-08-08 10:11:00 AM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


abortion bans, tax cuts and repealing obama care are all jobs bills.

Ironically, those are the only bills the House is willing to take up.
 
2014-08-08 10:17:47 AM
I love how his idea of the President doing his job is standing up to his own party and doing the "right thing" by doing exactly what Republicans want. That's convenient.
 
2014-08-08 10:50:44 AM
"We need to fix our broken immigration system, but it must be done by Congress" that is why the House failed at the last minute to pass an immigration bill that had less than 1/3 of your requested funding, and then asked you to work on it yourself because we had a plane to catch for our month long break, literally less than 48 hours after passing a bill authorizing a lawsuit against you for taking unilateral executive action. That's a little something called "leadership" Mr. President. I suggest you look it up.
 
2014-08-08 10:58:37 AM
also, dicks
 
2014-08-08 11:16:29 AM

ManateeGag: vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.

I wouldn't doubt it.  I'd bet they all had some language that gutted the ACA though.


Or had anti-abortion stuff in it.
 
2014-08-08 11:17:49 AM
...or language making not just Christianity the national religion, but one specific flavor of Christianity.  Because Baptist Christianity is Best Christianity.  Those Unitarians and Congregationalists are going to hell.
 
2014-08-08 11:41:19 AM

sprawl15: boner


oenus
 
2014-08-08 11:43:19 AM

bdub77: Boehner is the kind of asshole suffering from a low fiber diet, dehydration, alcoholism, and years of neglect. Boehner is an asshole laden with hemorrhoids, which has lost all its elasticity and is now gaping wide open from years of being penetrated by massive corporate cocks. He is the kind of asshole bathed in semen, swollen and inflamed from a lack of any kind of lubrication. Boehner is the kind of asshole that leaks anal fluid into his underwear and causes him pain as he walks down the aisle to vote for yet another Obamacare repeal. He is the kind of boiled, blackened, pus-filled asshole that doctors ask to take a picture of so they can show what anal cancer looks like at its worst. He is the kind of asshole that looks you in the face and you just stare into that blackened abyss and see the reddened eye of the Devil staring at you...

You know, I give up. There is no superlative for the kind of asshole Boehner is.


No need to hold back. Let us know how you really feel.
 
2014-08-08 11:43:37 AM
How about you and your colleagues in Congress start doing your job for the first time in Bog knows how long, you drunken, simpering, mewling, worthless oompa loompa?
 
2014-08-08 11:43:40 AM
Jobs bills have been sent to the Senate by the House but not passed and Obama should somehow fix that. And when the POTUS acts on immigration, Bonehead reminds him that is the job of Congress.

And so on.
 
2014-08-08 11:44:30 AM
jerkcity.com
 
2014-08-08 11:45:49 AM
Speaker of the House John Boehner: a legacy unmarred by success.
 
2014-08-08 11:47:11 AM
He is. You're suing him for it, remember?
 
2014-08-08 11:49:18 AM

sprawl15: boner


Excuse me?  I hardly know 'er.
 
2014-08-08 11:49:50 AM
But remember folks!  Obama is the Great Divider of the nation!
 
2014-08-08 11:49:59 AM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


In GOP speak, tax cuts = jobs bills
 
2014-08-08 11:53:17 AM

theorellior: Speaker of the House John Boehner: a legacy unmarred by success.


Unmarred? He drinks so much and so often (I assume, based on the chorus of derp he hears daily*), I bet he's forgotten a coaster once or twice and left a ring on a nice mahogany desk.

* If he ever does go nuts, how would he know? The voices in his ear make some sort of sense?
 
2014-08-08 11:53:47 AM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


Tax cuts = job creation = jobs bills
 
2014-08-08 11:54:16 AM

bdub77: Boehner is the kind of asshole suffering from a low fiber diet, dehydration, alcoholism, and years of neglect. Boehner is an asshole laden with hemorrhoids, which has lost all its elasticity and is now gaping wide open from years of being penetrated by massive corporate cocks. He is the kind of asshole bathed in semen, swollen and inflamed from a lack of any kind of lubrication. Boehner is the kind of asshole that leaks anal fluid into his underwear and causes him pain as he walks down the aisle to vote for yet another Obamacare repeal. He is the kind of boiled, blackened, pus-filled asshole that doctors ask to take a picture of so they can show what anal cancer looks like at its worst. He is the kind of asshole that looks you in the face and you just stare into that blackened abyss and see the reddened eye of the Devil staring at you...

You know, I give up. There is no superlative for the kind of asshole Boehner is.



I wish Boner had to read that, every day, for the rest of his life.
 
2014-08-08 11:55:04 AM

Ambivalence: I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.

It's stunningly asinine.  Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.


THAT'S the beauty of it! They long ago realized that controlling the message is far more important than demonstrating...ANYthing.

They control (or at least heavily influence) most major news outlets, so those reporting "facts" (like that one you've got there) get marginalized as "fringe" or "biased" since it's not being reported by the "mainstream."

/it's...almost beautiful
 
2014-08-08 11:56:42 AM

bdub77: Boehner is the kind of asshole suffering from a low fiber diet, dehydration, alcoholism, and years of neglect. Boehner is an asshole laden with hemorrhoids, which has lost all its elasticity and is now gaping wide open from years of being penetrated by massive corporate cocks. He is the kind of asshole bathed in semen, swollen and inflamed from a lack of any kind of lubrication. Boehner is the kind of asshole that leaks anal fluid into his underwear and causes him pain as he walks down the aisle to vote for yet another Obamacare repeal. He is the kind of boiled, blackened, pus-filled asshole that doctors ask to take a picture of so they can show what anal cancer looks like at its worst. He is the kind of asshole that looks you in the face and you just stare into that blackened abyss and see the reddened eye of the Devil staring at you...

You know, I give up. There is no superlative for the kind of asshole Boehner is.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.  However, your post is now going into my personal erotica collection.

/go on...
 
2014-08-08 11:58:39 AM
Here's the list of bills, if anyone cares.

It's complete BS, of course.  Most of the so called jobs bills are either removing restrictions on polluters or drill baby drill.
 
2014-08-08 12:01:02 PM
FTA: The White House backed off then, but House Republicans have continued to work toward those goals. Ways and Means Chairman Dave Camp released a discussion draft, which would lower the tax rate for individuals and corporations to a top rate of 25 percent and would modernize the taxation of U.S. companies doing business abroad - like all of our economic competitors.

February 2013 - "Fixing our tax code is one of my highest legislative priorities for this Congress"  (Boehner: Tax reform to be H.R. 1)

February 2014 - Camp releases his tax plan... Boehner: "We're just talking."   (Boehner scoffs at tax reform vote)

Today - HR1?  Still empty...  (Bill Summary & Status, H.R.1)

/Do YOUR job Mr. Speaker, otherwise, STFU
 
2014-08-08 12:01:51 PM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


One would assume this statement is based on the assumption that if the ACA is repealed or modified in some way, millions of jobs will somehow be magically created overnight.

So, see? Jobs bills. All of them. It's not a lie if you actually believe it.
 
2014-08-08 12:02:30 PM

Ambivalence: I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.

It's stunningly asinine.  Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.



'murica is in Tard Mode.   and the richest 2% continue laughing all the way to their overseas bank accounts.
 
2014-08-08 12:03:32 PM
Hey GOP:  Go F*ck youself.
 
2014-08-08 12:04:26 PM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.



imagine that, lying ReBorglicans.
 
2014-08-08 12:04:38 PM

Ambivalence: I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.

It's stunningly asinine.  Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.



This is America.  Apparently only the asinine bother to vote.
 
2014-08-08 12:05:09 PM
The President's job is to implement the law?  What's he supposed to do when the current law is insufficient to the job and the lawmakers don't seem interested in making a more comprehensive law?  There's a provision in the law for him to use his executive authority to get things done until a new law is made, that's what.

So when he postpones implementation of the law, which is in his authority to do, or when he follows a law explicitly, as he's done with minors crossing the border, or when he uses his executive authority to fill the gap from having insufficient law, he gets a sackful of partisan shiat from a bunch of people who don't want to to do anything, and don't want him to do something, and don't want him to do nothing.

So suck everybody's dick, Boehner.  All of them.  Hork'em all down, you drunk orange bastard waste of human flesh ineffective pretend Speaker of the House.  And then die.
 
2014-08-08 12:05:13 PM

Empty Matchbook: Ambivalence: I still can't get over how they are lecturing Obama about doing his job when 1) they aren't doing their job and 2) they are actively suing Obama for doing his job.

It's stunningly asinine.  Yes, asinine is the best tag for this story.

THAT'S the beauty of it! They long ago realized that controlling the message is far more important than demonstrating...ANYthing.

They control (or at least heavily influence) most major news outlets, so those reporting "facts" (like that one you've got there) get marginalized as "fringe" or "biased" since it's not being reported by the "mainstream."

/it's...almost beautiful


I'd give them more credit if they were manipulating the minds of geniuses.  The fact is that they can say literally anything that boils down to "Obama bad!", and have the base eat it up.  "The impeachment is being motivated by the Democrats" is a prime example--complete bullshiat, immediately refutable with a cursory search of previous statements from Republicans.  The fact is, even with a diligent media [I'd settle for competent at this point] that pointed out this ludicrous assertion, the base would find someone, somewhere, that told them what they wanted.

It's almost a feedback loop, independent of not only factual information, but independent from media reinforcement at this point.  They KNOW "OBAMA BAD!", so anything they hear, anything at all, will be twisted to fit this fact.
 
2014-08-08 12:05:17 PM

sprawl15: boner



Boner
 
2014-08-08 12:05:52 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 12:07:18 PM

vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.


Probably 40 of the Defund Obamacare bills had amendments that included $1000 to hire a photographer to shoot the party when the bill is signed.  Technically, that's a job.
 
2014-08-08 12:07:44 PM
Hey 'murica:  your ass is Owned by big business and the wealthy.  that is why nothing gets done in the CONgress they own.

the don't Own Obama, but then again,  they don't need to.  he's just there in case they need a fall guy to blame things on. he's a scapegoat on standby.

ain't Freedom great!!
 
2014-08-08 12:08:51 PM
Orange Physician heal thyself...
 
2014-08-08 12:09:32 PM
Today: "Do your job"
Tomorrow: "How dare you issue directives to the executive branch"
Sunday: "Why won't the President just lead"
Monday: "We will not work with the president on this issue"
Tuesday: "This is a serious crisis that needs to be addressed immediately"
Wednesday: "We will impeach the President if he acts on this issue"
 
2014-08-08 12:09:55 PM
H.L. Mencken's famous saying

H.L. Mencken would hate your f*cking guts.

The American people's top priority is getting our economy moving again, and helping the private sector create more jobs.

That's all happening, despite your interference.

It was also fueled, in part, by President Obama's decision to unilaterally rewrite the law and refuse to enforce immigration laws for some individuals. Now, consistent news leaks from the White House suggest the president is poised to repeat that mistake - and make it far worse - by rewriting the law again and dramatically expanding his unilateral action.

What the f*ck are you talking about?


Our tax code, like our immigration system, is badly broken. Because we have the highest corporate tax rate in the developed world, American companies have an incentive to relocate their headquarters overseas to lower their tax bill. That costs American jobs.

This is unmitigated, pandering bullsh*t.


The White House backed off then, but House Republicans have continued to work toward those goals.

If the White House backed off, then you achieved your ridiculous, incoherent goals.

He can work with Congress to deal with the tough issues, or he can go it alone and cement a legacy of increased polarization, partisanship and lawlessness.

You made the issues "tough" and he's only "going it alone" because you're a bunch of drunk emotional cripples who sit on your hands and oppose everything in probably the worst unnecessary political brinksmanship in modern congressional history.


begin to rebuild the tattered bonds of trust between the American people and their government.

Destroy the Tea Party, then resign. Go golfing.  Cry into your whiskey. Slather yourself in cheap orange bronzer.  Smoke some weed, shoot some smack.  Whatever you need to do. We need some f*cking rest, man.

/CLEAN YOUR SHORTS
 
2014-08-08 12:11:39 PM

ManateeGag: vernonFL: The House has sent 40 jobs bills to the Senate?

That is a lie.

I wouldn't doubt it.  I'd bet they all had some language that gutted the ACA though.


inhabitat.com
 
2014-08-08 12:11:57 PM
677 words in Mr. Boehner's letter and not one occurrence of the word "veto".

Here, Mr. Speaker, let me rewrite your letter.

"For every complex problem, there is a solution--pass reform legislation and send it to the president for his signature."

Until that is done, Mr. Speaker, shut up and do YOUR job.

Hint: Drinking, crying in public and blaming black folk aren't your job.
 
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