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(STV.tv)   After finding Lollipop man dead in his home for weeks, Lollipop police investigate but admit they're licked   (news.stv.tv) divider line 56
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2014-08-08 08:39:44 AM
Probably a Guild related slaying.
 
2014-08-08 09:15:26 AM

Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.


Buncha little thugs.
 
2014-08-08 09:26:09 AM

Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.


That's "Lollipop Killed"

/ftfy
//pet peave
 
2014-08-08 09:40:17 AM

Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.


There's a sucker born every minute.
 
2014-08-08 11:16:58 AM

dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.


How many licks do you think they'll take to get to the center of this story?
 
2014-08-08 11:16:59 AM

The 83-year-old is feared to have died a number of weeks before his body was discovered on July 31.

A neighbour of the 83-year-old alerted the police after making the find at his home in Napier Terrace.

...

A spokeswoman said: "Police Scotland can confirm that officers attended at an address in Napier Terrace, Dundee, on Thursday, July 31 following reports of the death of an 83-year-old man.


So... how old was he?
 
2014-08-08 11:17:23 AM
It was an ugly scene.  When he fell, he rolled a bit and got covered in cat hair and lint.
 
2014-08-08 11:18:35 AM

Police said there was no suspicious circumstances into the death.


Good thing there was no circumstances into the death.

*facepalm*
 
2014-08-08 11:19:15 AM
www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk
 
2014-08-08 11:20:10 AM
Authorities think his death had something to do with sex. Seen laying around the scene...

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-08 11:20:44 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Will be at the funeral to represent his guild.
 
2014-08-08 11:21:44 AM
www.doctormacro.com

Were tiny bandits in the area?
 
2014-08-08 11:25:01 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!

Really old man dies...
 
2014-08-08 11:25:36 AM
It'll take three licks to get to the center of this mystery
 
2014-08-08 11:26:58 AM
www.sfweekly.com

Prime suspect?
 
2014-08-08 11:29:44 AM

bmr68: It'll take three licks to get to the center of this mystery


img.fark.net
Love that owl.
 
2014-08-08 11:30:05 AM
I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?
 
2014-08-08 11:30:47 AM

StrikitRich: [www.doctormacro.com image 850x630]
Were tiny bandits in the area?


You didn't even see that movie, did you? That's the posse out looking for his murderer.
 
2014-08-08 11:33:29 AM

dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.


Damn, I came here to take care of that reference.
 
2014-08-08 11:35:51 AM

agent00pi: dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Damn, I came here to take care of that reference.


I got you licked.
 
2014-08-08 11:38:19 AM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 11:38:40 AM
She did warn the guild.....img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 11:40:56 AM

dittybopper: agent00pi: dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Damn, I came here to take care of that reference.

I got you licked.


That's why I'm glad we in the US have 911. It's a life saver.
 
2014-08-08 11:43:21 AM

dittybopper: agent00pi: dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Damn, I came here to take care of that reference.

I got you licked.


... said Ripley to the android Bishop?

/Are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore?
//It's okay if we're not, but I'm a little hurt that no one told me.
 
2014-08-08 11:45:22 AM
i467.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-08 11:46:35 AM

cryinoutloud: StrikitRich: [www.doctormacro.com image 850x630]
Were tiny bandits in the area?

You didn't even see that movie, did you? That's the posse out looking for his murderer.


years and years ago
 
2014-08-08 11:54:51 AM
they should go ask the magical man, from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.
He's a neighbor.
 
2014-08-08 11:59:13 AM

GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?


No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.
 
2014-08-08 12:07:41 PM

SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.


A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.
 
2014-08-08 12:14:27 PM

StrikitRich: cryinoutloud: StrikitRich: [www.doctormacro.com image 850x630]Were tiny bandits in the area?
You didn't even see that movie, did you? That's the posse out looking for his murderer.
years and years ago


oh. Well, you're ahead of me then--I didn't even know what that was from.
 
2014-08-08 12:16:45 PM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.


Thread killer.
 
2014-08-08 12:17:41 PM
 
2014-08-08 12:22:27 PM

Prey4reign: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.

Thread killer.


Hey, blame SansNeural.
 
2014-08-08 12:24:26 PM
It's a sticky situation
 
2014-08-08 12:27:31 PM

Prey4reign: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.

Thread killer.


This is Fark, your facts have no place here?
 
2014-08-08 12:27:48 PM
Wanted for questioning
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-08 12:29:37 PM

agent00pi: Prey4reign: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.

Thread killer.

This is Fark, your facts have no place here?


Look, they might be momentarily amusing but there's serious shiat being discussed here and facts just get in the way.  Check the politics threads.
 
2014-08-08 12:32:45 PM

Prey4reign: agent00pi: Prey4reign: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.

Thread killer.

This is Fark, your facts have no place here?

Look, they might be momentarily amusing but there's serious shiat being discussed here and facts just get in the way.  Check the politics threads.


If I wanted to have to hold my nose while jumping into a monkey house of braying 13 year olds, I'd go play Call of Duty on Xbox Live.
 
2014-08-08 12:40:32 PM
The official coroner verdict was that he was "not merely dead, but really quite sincerely dead".
 
2014-08-08 12:43:03 PM
 
2014-08-08 12:43:24 PM

StrikitRich: [www.sfweekly.com image 460x280]

Prime suspect?


No...

www-deadline-com.vimg.net

Prime suspect.

ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-08 12:43:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-08 12:52:11 PM
The body was found under a sofa cushion ,unwrapped, with evidence of mastication.
 
2014-08-08 12:58:24 PM
I heard that if someone in Lollipop is shot with an arrow, then everyone gets one for free.
 
2014-08-08 01:29:38 PM
Hopefully there's a job opening at the guild...
 
2014-08-08 01:56:26 PM

rikdanger: dittybopper: agent00pi: dittybopper: Diogenes: Sybarite: Probably a Guild related slaying.

Buncha little thugs.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Damn, I came here to take care of that reference.

I got you licked.

That's why I'm glad we in the US have 911. It's a life saver.


You know where else you might find a life saver?  On a good ship.
 
2014-08-08 01:59:07 PM

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: SansNeural: GonzoNihilist: I'm guessing it was a karate related death.   The question is,   what's a Lollipop man doin' knowing karate?

No, the real question is "WTF is a lollipop man and WTF is he doing working at a primary school?"

No wonder the UK has a reputation for bad teeth.

A lollipop man/woman is a school crossing guard. The word lollipop is used because the sign they use to stop motorists is shaped like a lollipop. Now you know.


i41.photobucket.com

We don't serve your kind in here.
 
2014-08-08 02:36:29 PM
This whole thing sounds like a Residents song.
 
2014-08-08 02:37:39 PM
What I wanna know is how the police found the dude for weeks!

Find somebody once, why find them again?
 
2014-08-08 02:58:45 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
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