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(The Consumerist)   57% of Americans eat alone. Table for one?   (consumerist.com) divider line 12
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2014-08-08 08:09:22 AM  
I know I do. What the heck am I doing with my life?
 
2014-08-08 08:32:24 AM  
I doubt many would find how I devoured my baked chicken last night appetizing. Slightly barbaric it was.
 
2014-08-08 08:36:21 AM  
I eat alone, yeah
With nobody else.
I eat alone, yeah
With nobody else.
You know when I eat alone
I prefer to be by myself.

Every morning I eat my breakfast,
I eat it with coffee or tea.
Just me and my eggs and my bacon,
That's all I ever need
'Cause I eat alone, yeah
With nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I eat alone
I prefer to be by myself.

The other night I laid sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I munched on a brownie with frosting
And a donut with Boston cream,
And I ate alone, yeah
With nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I eat alone
I prefer to be by myself.

The other day I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Captain Cupcake
And his brother Twinkie the Kid,
And we ate alone, yeah
With nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I eat alone
I prefer to be by myself.

So now I'm alone and pathetic,
And that makes me feel oh so hurt.
My fingers are crusty with Cheetos dust
And I wipe them on my shirt
When I eat alone, yeah
With nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I eat alone
I prefer to be by myself.
 
2014-08-08 08:44:26 AM  
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2014-08-08 09:16:52 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
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All by myself - don't wanna eat
All by myself - anymore *BELCH*
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2014-08-08 09:44:14 AM  
and this information is useful because????
 
2014-08-08 10:27:47 AM  
I never eat alone.  The cats are always nearby.
 
2014-08-08 12:04:24 PM  
It's okay, they eat enough for two.

/or three
 
2014-08-08 12:19:18 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-08 02:39:38 PM  

Sybarite: [asset-9.soup.io image 500x386]


after all this time, I never noticed the Charlie Brown candle before.

hmh.
 
2014-08-09 11:53:26 AM  

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 500x375]
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All by myself - don't wanna eat
All by myself - anymore *BELCH*
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Holy shiat, that guy is bigger than the guy who runs a local BBQ business, literally called "Big Belly Barbeque."

/why would you name your food business something so unappetizing?
 
2014-08-09 03:54:12 PM  
I do a lot of things alone. I was telling somebody about a movie I went to see and instead of being interested in the movie I was talking about they said, "Who'd you go with?"

I mean, "WHO THE F*CK CARES WHO I WAS THERE WITH?"

It really tells you something about the sheep that live in this country.
 
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