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(Hull Daily Mail)   Bra-stealing ghosts plagued my life after I bought old dressing table   (hulldailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-08 11:17:31 AM  
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my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!
 
2014-08-08 11:35:58 AM  
Haha no, that was just me.  I'm a scamp!
 
2014-08-08 11:54:37 AM  
Cool bra, story.
 
2014-08-08 11:54:52 AM  
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2014-08-08 11:55:52 AM  

FlashHarry: my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!


Wow, you could cut glass on those.

Uhhh, BRB.
 
2014-08-08 11:56:44 AM  
In other news, there's a place in Britain where women actually wear bras.

/and there's a place in france
 
2014-08-08 11:57:26 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 450x699]

my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends geniuses!


FTFY
 
2014-08-08 12:02:47 PM  
Funny puns and braless women.

This thread's off to a good start.
 
2014-08-08 12:03:28 PM  
Wow, even if I was ghost, I'd find a better place to haunt. Seriously, if it's not some weird look at me thing, it's creepy neighbor or maintenance man. Case solved.
 
2014-08-08 12:04:34 PM  

FlashHarry: my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!


Excellent detective work.
 
2014-08-08 12:05:47 PM  
Bras?  Do women still wear those?
 
2014-08-08 12:06:21 PM  
discovermagazine.com

/Back, after a long hiatus...
 
2014-08-08 12:07:22 PM  
"Pauline, who was living with her nephew at the time, said..."

FOUND IT!
 
2014-08-08 12:08:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

I think someone from Fark was hiding under that old dressing table.
 
2014-08-08 12:08:52 PM  
If you read further, there's a bit that goes along with the notion that places aren't haunted, people are. There's probably a dead roomie somewhere.
 
2014-08-08 12:09:16 PM  
1. Steal underwear
2. ??
3. Profit!

/oblig
 
2014-08-08 12:10:13 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-08 12:10:23 PM  
It's underpants gnomes, obviously.
 
2014-08-08 12:11:13 PM  
But now, after a so-called "hypno-exorcism'"- a little-known ghost busting technique - she says she is free of the mischievous spirits and finally living her life.
"I thought I was going crazy," said Pauline, of Essex Street, west Hull.



Going? No, not going.
 
2014-08-08 12:12:28 PM  
"I thought I was going crazy..."

No, I think you were right on the money with the crazy thing.

/poor ghosts
 
2014-08-08 12:13:46 PM  
FlashHarry:

img.fark.net

my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!

Is her right boob looking at a bird or something?
 
2014-08-08 12:14:10 PM  
She should be glad she wasn't haunted by the ghost that haunted Barbara Hershey.
 
2014-08-08 12:14:59 PM  

FlashHarry: my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!


She is fantastically hot but what is wrong with her face in that pcture? The eyes especially look fake.

Is that Heather Graham or a fembot?
 
2014-08-08 12:15:41 PM  
So much for the religious folks saying "When you die you go to a better place." Looks like the perverts are even sicker on the other side.
 
2014-08-08 12:16:01 PM  

CleanAndPure: FlashHarry: my god - they've hit heather graham's house already! the fiends!

She is fantastically hot but what is wrong with her face in that pcture? The eyes especially look fake.

Is that Heather Graham or a fembot?


And if it's a fembot, where can I get one?
 
2014-08-08 12:18:31 PM  
Damn it's cold in here.

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Human thermostats.
 
2014-08-08 12:18:58 PM  
Ghosts generally don't follow you around, especially for seven moves. Must be lutins. Know your supernatural creatures!

Assuming there is no supernatural agency involved I would suggest the following trouble-shooting list:

* Do you have a cat?
* Have you checked the piece of furniture for pack rats, squirrels or similar inhabitants?
* Did the guy who sold your the piece of furniture have panties hanging out of one of his coat pockets?
* Do you have live-in or visiting daughters who might take a fancy to Dear Old Mom's jewelry?
* Is your son a transvestite or drag queen?

All of these seem far more likely than ghosts.
 
2014-08-08 12:19:23 PM  

Tsu-na-mi: "Pauline, who was living with her nephew at the time, said..."

FOUND IT!


Yeah. I like how they just casually mention this in passing, as though it was a meaningless factoid, but the presence of a ghost is discussed as though it was a fact.

/Okham's rasor
 
2014-08-08 12:21:45 PM  
obviouscaptions.com
 
2014-08-08 12:22:07 PM  
I know better - I do.  I know I shouldn't click the article.  I know the person in the article who is having her bra stolen is exactly the kind of person who should be wearing them.  And yet... maybe THIS time, it'll be different!  Maybe this time, it'll be someone like ...

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com

or maybe....

www.s2ki.com

So, ever hopeful, I click...

www.hulldailymail.co.uk

Dammit!!
 
2014-08-08 12:22:21 PM  
Looks like that creature would be wearing a bro/manzier.
 
2014-08-08 12:23:51 PM  
Judging by the picture I don't think they disappeared so much as committed suicide.
 
2014-08-08 12:24:30 PM  

brantgoose: Ghosts generally don't follow you around, especially for seven moves. Must be lutins. Know your supernatural creatures!

Assuming there is no supernatural agency involved I would suggest the following trouble-shooting list:

* Do you have a cat?
* Have you checked the piece of furniture for pack rats, squirrels or similar inhabitants?
* Did the guy who sold your the piece of furniture have panties hanging out of one of his coat pockets?
* Do you have live-in or visiting daughters who might take a fancy to Dear Old Mom's jewelry?
* Is your son a transvestite or drag queen?

All of these seem far more likely than ghosts.


It is a well known fact that Cats are the cure to poltergeists. They cause a slue of other issues, but cats and ghosts are mortal enemies.
 
2014-08-08 12:24:47 PM  
Dammit, why can't they be farking hot chicks having this problem?! THIS IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED IT!
 
2014-08-08 12:25:50 PM  
So, I'm confused. Are we supposed to be taking this woman seriously? Or laughing at her severe mental illness?
 
2014-08-08 12:25:53 PM  
What about the boob-squeezing ghosts?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-08 12:32:08 PM  

MBrady: by the looks of her picture, there is no way anyone here on fark would want to steal any of her bras, amirite?

well....??


As a lark so she feels haunted maybe
 
2014-08-08 12:37:50 PM  
www.theraffon.net

imvdb.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Who ya gonna call?
 
2014-08-08 12:41:41 PM  
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2014-08-08 12:46:10 PM  

Dave0422: I know better - I do.  I know I shouldn't click the article.  I know the person in the article who is having her bra stolen is exactly the kind of person who should be wearing them.  And yet... maybe THIS time, it'll be different!  Maybe this time, it'll be someone like ...

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 250x300]

or maybe....

[www.s2ki.com image 480x640]

So, ever hopeful, I click...

[www.hulldailymail.co.uk image 618x416]

Dammit!!


It's Hull.  She had to be hideous.
 
2014-08-08 01:06:56 PM  
It stated that she lives with her nephew - I wonder if he is pulling some hilarious pranks on her and just hasn't let her in on the joke yet...?
 
2014-08-08 01:20:09 PM  

CleanAndPure: She is fantastically hot but what is wrong with her face in that pcture?


She has a face?
 
2014-08-08 01:25:44 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x414]


hey, that's the future mrs. FlashHarry you're talking about here!

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 01:41:52 PM  

FlashHarry: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x414]

hey, that's the future mrs. FlashHarry you're talking about here!


Is she the broad doing those ATT commercials now with the talking hamster?
 
2014-08-08 01:44:25 PM  

monoski: Is she the broad doing those ATT commercials now with the talking hamster?


yep. judy greer. the voice of cheryl/carol on archer. also kitty from arrested development.
 
2014-08-08 01:45:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 736x414]


hehehehe
 
2014-08-08 01:58:58 PM  

capt.hollister: Tsu-na-mi: "Pauline, who was living with her nephew at the time, said..."

FOUND IT!

Yeah. I like how they just casually mention this in passing, as though it was a meaningless factoid, but the presence of a ghost is discussed as though it was a fact.

/Okham's rasor


came here to post that quote. when the woman moved her niece was living with her; coulda been letting the nepphie in and he started stealing her bras again.
 
2014-08-08 02:00:42 PM  
Let's talk politics
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-08 02:18:38 PM  
Or they could be going the same place missing socks go. Underneath a drawer, or behind the dresser.

Or you could just blame ghosts and refuse to look into it any further. Either works.
 
2014-08-08 03:26:38 PM  

brantgoose: Ghosts generally don't follow you around, especially for seven moves. Must be lutins. Know your supernatural creatures!

Assuming there is no supernatural agency involved I would suggest the following trouble-shooting list:

* Do you have a cat?
* Have you checked the piece of furniture for pack rats, squirrels or similar inhabitants?
* Did the guy who sold your the piece of furniture have panties hanging out of one of his coat pockets?
* Do you have live-in or visiting daughters who might take a fancy to Dear Old Mom's jewelry?
* Is your son a transvestite or drag queen?

All of these seem far more likely than ghosts.


themavesite.com
 
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