Mike_LowELL: While the real Micheal had to leave at halftime to film a shoe commercial, the statue scored thirty points and hit the game winner. I could not believe what I had seen.
Mike_LowELL: I think it's time to accept that Kevin Durant is by-far the most overrated player in the league. The only reason this chump won a scoring title is because he scored more points than everyone else. And yet, when you point this out in conversation, people nod their head and tell you to leave the premises. Pretty much shows you how both the casual fan and the casual police officer have been brainwashed. Micheal Jordon wasn't marketed as a star, and whenever they wanted to put him in commercials, Micheal stressed that he did not want to be portrayed in an unfair light. But there's a reason he's on so many clothing brands now: Because he was literally god on Earth, the greatest human being to ever walk the planet. Can't say that about Kevin Durant, though. Kevin Durant has only been to one NBA Finals and five All-Star games. I've been to zero NBA Finals and zero All-Star games and you don't hear me bragging about it. And yet, people thinks this makes Kevin a good basketball player. Well, you know who's a good basketball player in my mind? Micheal Jeffery Jordon. I remember going to a Bulls game when I was a kid. The ushers wondered how I got to the baseline, and asked where my parents were. I said "Micheal Jordon is my father." They apologized for interrupting and bought me one of those jumbo-sized popcorn barrels that you see in the movies. That was when Micheal Jordon drove to the basket and hit the slam dunk. It was the first time a professional basketball player had ever dunked a basketball. The game stopped for four hours as they ushered in a bronze statue of Richard J. Daley and drew Micheal's face on it. While the real Micheal had to leave at halftime to film a shoe commercial, the statue scored thirty points and hit the game winner. I could not believe what I had seen. And yet, the only thing Kevin Durant can see is that he will never win a championship. And it's a real shame too, because I think that Durant has the potential to be one of th ...
canavar: I had not seen the video of the horrific leg injury. I googled it.Could have lived my whole life without seeing it.
Hyjamon: canavar: I had not seen the video of the horrific leg injury. I googled it.Could have lived my whole life without seeing it.was it worse than the GA player whose bone jumped out of his leg?
Gunny Highway: This sucks. They just asked Gay to join the team.I was hoping to see the US send a great squad to go up against the Spanish team who are probably making their last real run with the Gasol brothers.
dletter: I haven't seen the actual injury video of it happening either... where does it rank compared to Joe Theisman?
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