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(PennLive)   Hands down, this is subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week: the guy accused of stabbing his son with pliers   (pennlive.com ) divider line 43
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2014-08-08 07:40:52 AM  
William E. McCracken? Dammit I wish his name was Phil.
 
2014-08-08 08:39:41 AM  
All right all right all right!

kdawg7736: William E. McCracken? Dammit I wish his name was Phil.


Maybe he goes by Dick.
 
2014-08-08 08:51:21 AM  
Next mugshot was better
 
2014-08-08 08:52:17 AM  

Lancaster County man used pliers to stab son in domestic dispute


That's the most painful place to be stabbed.
 
2014-08-08 08:54:17 AM  
You would think that $15k bail meant in jail until trial in this case.
 
2014-08-08 08:55:01 AM  
It looks like Nic Cage and Gary Busey had a baby that grew up and turned to crime
 
2014-08-08 08:56:49 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Lancaster County man used pliers to stab son in domestic dispute


That's the most painful place to be stabbed.


True. It's even more painful than being stabbed in an altercation.
 
2014-08-08 08:57:09 AM  
Talk about farked up...
 
2014-08-08 08:58:41 AM  
Drugs are so, like , cool.
 
2014-08-08 09:00:33 AM  
or maybe Dad got tired of Son being a spoiled brat who did as he pleases, regardless of any one else.
 
2014-08-08 09:00:56 AM  
imgick.pennlive.com


-Calls his stache a "flavor saver".
-Can throw a football over that mountain
-Has made people smell his finger
-Drives a shiatty pickup truck with more stabby tools in the back
-Drinks cheap domestic canned beer without feeling ironic because yinz are a bunch of f@$#ts
 
2014-08-08 09:02:44 AM  

HighlanderRPI: It looks like Nic Cage and Gary Busey had a baby that grew up and turned to crime


I can see this guy saying: 'Put the bunny... back in the box.'

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-08 09:03:51 AM  

kdawg7736: William E. McCracken? Dammit I wish his name was Phil.


Dammit!!!

/tiny impotent fist and all that
 
2014-08-08 09:04:46 AM  
www.sfexaminer.com
 
2014-08-08 09:06:23 AM  
www.playthepast.org

Release McCracken!
 
2014-08-08 09:08:07 AM  

HighlanderRPI: It looks like Nic Cage and Gary Busey had a baby that grew up and turned to crime


I see just a wee bit of Gabriel Byrne in that visage.  Looks like McCracken isn't doing crack -- maybe an opiode or two or three or four or more.
 
2014-08-08 09:08:56 AM  

Teaser: [www.sfexaminer.com image 600x400]



this one would have paid the Judge off and never seen the inside of a jail.

how long you been in 'murica, son??
 
2014-08-08 09:09:13 AM  

Sofa King Smart: HighlanderRPI: It looks like Nic Cage and Gary Busey had a baby that grew up and turned to crime

I can see this guy saying: 'Put the bunny... back in the box.'

[25.media.tumblr.com image 250x250]


Can't believe they never did a sequel to that fine, classic film!

;)

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-08 09:13:42 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 09:15:47 AM  
^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is all
 
2014-08-08 09:17:19 AM  

kdawg7736: William E. McCracken? Dammit I wish his name was Phil.


That's his brother.   It is easy to get Bill and Phil confused.
 
2014-08-08 09:18:10 AM  
Oh come on, the one below him is even funnier.....
imgick.pennlive.com
 
2014-08-08 09:21:14 AM  

phil her craken: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is all


And it's awesome.
 
2014-08-08 09:23:38 AM  

Walker: Oh come on, the one below him is even funnier.....
[imgick.pennlive.com image 620x564]


Yeah, hope that one makes FARK, too. Also, does Mr. McCraken look like Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

mycrowdedsky.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-08 09:37:28 AM  
He's thinking, "I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a mustache before I got busted. I started growing my hair out in high school and had to take my mom with me to help me make sense of all the hair products. She gave me some good advice, but after ten years with long hair, I was the one giving her tips and tricks. It was a little different, but it was also a lot of fun. Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. "
 
2014-08-08 09:40:11 AM  
Look at him.  Clearly, his son replaced his regular coffee with Colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals.  I'd lose it too.
 
2014-08-08 09:43:21 AM  
meh
 
2014-08-08 09:44:06 AM  
D'artagnan has really sunk to new lows.

www.byrneholics.com
 
2014-08-08 09:48:00 AM  
The son was either a dwarf or very disappointing.
 
2014-08-08 09:59:42 AM  
Is Dweezil okay?
 
2014-08-08 09:59:57 AM  
So relaxed.
 
2014-08-08 10:05:20 AM  

Walker: Oh come on, the one below him is even funnier.....
[imgick.pennlive.com image 620x564]


Hiya son! Why the long face?

I don't wanna hot-link so here is link:  http://parentheticalhilarity.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/mr-horse-ren- stimpy.jpg
 
2014-08-08 10:07:34 AM  
Every tool in your toolbox is a hammer. Except for chisels. And they're freakin' screwdrivers.

Just sayin
 
2014-08-08 10:31:45 AM  

August11: Every tool in your toolbox is a hammer. Except for chisels. And they're freakin' screwdrivers.

Just sayin


To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
 
2014-08-08 10:33:27 AM  
I really hope the E in his name is for Ernie.


Big Ernie McCracken
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 10:48:33 AM  

MooseBayou: August11: Every tool in your toolbox is a hammer. Except for chisels. And they're freakin' screwdrivers.

Just sayin

To a hammer, everything looks like a nail plate glass window.


ftfy
 
2014-08-08 10:58:10 AM  
It looks like he's been searching for that six fingered man who killed his father for a very long time... so very tired...
 
2014-08-08 11:29:48 AM  
Not bad looking, for mugshot of the week. I might .
 
2014-08-08 11:32:47 AM  
Is impressed by the creativity

www.golf-mavin.com
 
2014-08-08 11:38:17 AM  

Walker: Oh come on, the one below him is even funnier.....
[imgick.pennlive.com image 620x564]


Receding-hairline-peroxide-striped-Mohawk-with-matching-goatee-and-Be a ker-from-the-Muppets-neck FTW
 
2014-08-08 01:01:17 PM  
The sign of any great viking warrior is the ability to use any object as a weapon, which is why this man was Earl.
 
2014-08-08 01:11:27 PM  
HE looks like that real Kramer guy that does the tours in new york
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-08 06:10:13 PM  
I think this guy needs to form a gang:

www.harrymedia.com

and

www.writeups.org
 
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