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(Mirror.co.uk)   Not news: Man has his parents for dinner. Fark: With some fava beans and a nice chianti   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 68
    More: Sick, Chau Hoi, dinner, diminished responsibility  
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2014-08-07 11:35:16 PM  
"Parts of a body that had not fitted into the freezer had been salted and packed into lunchboxes."

Who with a "lavish lifestyle" would even own a lunchbox??? Let alone two...
 
2014-08-07 11:49:53 PM  

FoonFlake: "Parts of a body that had not fitted into the freezer had been salted and packed into lunchboxes."

Who with a "lavish lifestyle" would even own a lunchbox??? Let alone two...


Maybe they were collectables.
 
2014-08-07 11:58:00 PM  
The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.

Cooking your parents in a microwave just seems... tacky.
 
2014-08-08 12:00:48 AM  
Fava beans are not quite in season.  Talk about a faux paw paw.
 
2014-08-08 02:24:03 AM  
Dude ate his mom.
 
2014-08-08 02:24:31 AM  

fusillade762: The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.

Cooking your parents in a microwave just seems... tacky.


Frankly, I think a smoker with oak and a nice dry rub would have been nice.
 
2014-08-08 02:25:11 AM  
Scott Tenorman?

calitreview.com
 
2014-08-08 02:25:18 AM  
...and then Radiohead showed up...
 
2014-08-08 02:27:06 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-08 02:27:13 AM  
Beat me by 7 guldurn seconds, tjassen...
 
2014-08-08 02:30:42 AM  
Chianti with asian? I think not. A nice gerwertztraminer would be scrumptious. Yum!
 
2014-08-08 02:32:08 AM  
Welp, it seems HK is too mary to carry out the death penalty, but I'm sure he won't last long in prison. You start eating people...you're just done. Game over man, game over.
 
2014-08-08 02:33:04 AM  

tjassen: Scott Tenorman?

[calitreview.com image 480x360]


Thread...
 
2014-08-08 02:33:23 AM  
That's crazy. They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour.
 
2014-08-08 02:35:43 AM  

robohobo: Welp, it seems HK is too mary to carry out the death penalty, but I'm sure he won't last long in prison. You start eating people...you're just done. Game over man, game over.


ecx.images-amazon.com

Game over, but high score achieved
 
2014-08-08 02:41:09 AM  
Chau Hoi-leung, 30, fell out with his parents when they told him to go out and get a job because they no longer wanted to fund his lavish lifestyle.

The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.

Chau says that he was not in his right mind because he had been emotionally abandoned by his parents.


In Hong Kong, snowflake eats you.
 
2014-08-08 02:45:09 AM  

tjassen: Scott Tenorman?

[calitreview.com image 480x360]


Came for this.. Wasn't expecting to be satisfied

/leaving satisfied
 
2014-08-08 02:47:24 AM  
www.bullfrogpower.com
Containing the best part of Dad,
 
2014-08-08 02:51:28 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: [www.bullfrogpower.com image 200x370]
Containing the best part of Dad,


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-08 03:14:25 AM  
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. FFS!
 
2014-08-08 03:15:34 AM  
This is my design.
 
2014-08-08 03:18:34 AM  
s3.gamefreaks.co.nz
 
2014-08-08 03:23:21 AM  

ReverendJynxed: [s3.gamefreaks.co.nz image 563x316]


Great game. Hilarious controversy from the Jezebel crowd.
 
2014-08-08 03:28:25 AM  
He had a gammy leg.
 
2014-08-08 03:36:13 AM  
He should have cremated them and then snorted their ashes.  I hear that will get high as hell.
 
2014-08-08 03:38:06 AM  
They really will eat anything...

/wacist, i know..
//window seat
 
2014-08-08 03:40:53 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: They really will eat anything...

/wacist, i know..
//window seat


I got a 24 hour bannination awhile back for the same joke. Must have pissed off a chink or something.
/and...here...we...go!
 
2014-08-08 03:54:47 AM  

Cashew: Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. FFS!


It's China. You think they give a shiat about Christian gospel?
 
2014-08-08 03:56:39 AM  
It's kind of hard to plead insanity or diminished responsibility when the murderer planned the crime for 3 months, recruited an accomplice and carried it through. Premeditated pure and simple.
 
2014-08-08 04:01:32 AM  
I am of the opinion that if your own child murders you and canibalizes your body, you have officially failed as a parent.  I mean, sure people murder their parents all the time.  But the cutting up of the bodies and cooking and eating their flesh, that's some seriously whacked out shiat right there.  Someone broke that boy in ways that won't ever be fixed and I'd bet money one or both of the parents had a hand in it.
 
2014-08-08 04:21:05 AM  
"The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker."

He's Asian,  even if he was preparing to go scuba diving it would involve a buying rice cooker.

that_wasist.jpg
 
2014-08-08 04:26:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Dude ate his mom.


Wait, wait: Maybe he had an edible complex.
 
2014-08-08 04:34:53 AM  

phlegmmo: FoonFlake: "Parts of a body that had not fitted into the freezer had been salted and packed into lunchboxes."

Who with a "lavish lifestyle" would even own a lunchbox??? Let alone two...

Maybe they were collectables.


My collectible lunch box;
c2.staticflickr.com

/only collectible version of a game I ever payed extra to get
//vintage metal lunch box AND a vault boy bobble head?  fark yea!
///not my actual picture
////I bought the PC version
//5th slashie for the master gaming race!
 
2014-08-08 04:37:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: "The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker."

He's Asian,  even if he was preparing to go scuba diving it would involve a buying rice cooker.


Looks like the moral is: when children start accumulating cookware almost like they're planning to leave home -- be wary!
 
2014-08-08 04:44:07 AM  
komplexify.com
 
2014-08-08 04:51:21 AM  
What a well written article. But why did they put the microwave in the fridge?
 
2014-08-08 05:18:13 AM  

fusillade762: The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.

Cooking your parents in a microwave just seems... tacky.


This is why I call BS. First of all, what Chinese person living in China would not already own a rice cooker? Second of all, Why would he cook them in rice in a microwave and not a wok? Also, why would he need to eat them if he was mad they cut him off financially? Why would he not have just killed them and cashed in on the life insurance?
I'm not familiar with The Mirror, but I'm guessing my outrage at this false story is misplaced because they're notorious for making up stories in "News of The World" fashion.
 
2014-08-08 05:18:48 AM  
Oops, I think I meant Weekly World News?
 
2014-08-08 05:24:18 AM  
Huck And Molly Ziegler: He had a gammy gammon leg.
FIFY
 
2014-08-08 05:40:39 AM  
That boy really likes his Chau.
 
2014-08-08 06:04:27 AM  
Soak in vinegar, pack in salt for a few hours, roll in coriander or pepper, hang to dry out of the reach of egg laying pests. This is the correct way to make Bill-tong. No lunchbox required.
 
2014-08-08 06:21:06 AM  
And an hour later he was hungry for more parent.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-08-08 06:52:45 AM  
Why is it always Asians?
 
2014-08-08 07:07:21 AM  
They look like they'd be stringy.
 
2014-08-08 07:08:03 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

www.nachtkabarett.com
 
2014-08-08 07:28:12 AM  
Well, you are what you eat.
 
2014-08-08 07:38:04 AM  

abhorrent1: Why is it always Asians?


Probably because the quality of food in most of those countries are horrible so anything will be better than just rice, for example.
 
2014-08-08 07:42:10 AM  
Am I just really tired or was the journalism so terrible, that the writer failed to mention with whom the son planned this murder?
 
2014-08-08 07:47:38 AM  
ps: I mean, it mentioned two names but didn't say how the son knew the other murderer, etc.

Fortunately, News.com.au cleared that up:

"Once there he violently killed them, and
with the help of his 36-year-old friend Tse
Chun-kei he then chopped up their bodies
and cooked them with rice."
 
2014-08-08 08:02:07 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: [www.bullfrogpower.com image 200x370]
Containing the best part of Dad,


That gives a whole new meaning to the term "Sowing your wild oats"

/that's not frosting
 
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