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(BBC-US)   Malaysian Airlines stock trading suspended by Malaysian stock exchange to prevent stock price from... well, you know   (bbc.com) divider line 12
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362 clicks; posted to Business » on 08 Aug 2014 at 4:35 AM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-08 01:55:45 AM  
Getting shot down by a Russian Missile?
 
2014-08-08 02:29:03 AM  
Disappearing amid mysterious circumstances?  Falling into a black hole? Being abducted by aliens?
 
2014-08-08 04:15:00 AM  
Get stolen by Muslim extremists and flown to a secret island base near India and used to fly bombing missions in Israel?
 
2014-08-08 04:46:43 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Get stolen by Muslim extremists and flown to a secret island base near India and used to fly bombing missions in Israel?


Actually stolen by CIA, all the passengers killed and made-up to look like Dutch, and them flown into Ukraine and shot down with a machine gun by Su-25. Study it out.
 
2014-08-08 06:39:52 AM  
Fixing the cable?
 
2014-08-08 07:40:42 AM  
Eaten by Langoliers?
 
2014-08-08 08:07:31 AM  
Sell airline to Jetblue.
 
2014-08-08 08:33:48 AM  
Crashed on the deserted tropical island where Anne Frank was killed by the Japanese?
 
2014-08-08 08:37:08 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Crashed on the deserted tropical island where Anne Frank was killed by the Japanese?


That was Helen Keller, you moran.  Anne Frank was the The Pinball Wizard.
 
2014-08-08 09:53:20 AM  
Had to look it up.... The 69.5% is looking to buy the rest of the outstanding shares, so it can delist the airline.

It's offering a 12.5% premium per share over it's last closing price...

A whole 8 cents per share.
 
2014-08-08 11:32:56 AM  

dittybopper: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Crashed on the deserted tropical island where Anne Frank was killed by the Japanese?

That was Helen Keller, you moran.  Anne Frank was the The Pinball Wizard.


No no no, you're thinking of that guy with the girlfriend named Jenny, who kept reciting her phone number so he wouldn't forget
 
2014-08-08 01:50:45 PM  

HighlanderRPI: dittybopper: To The Escape Zeppelin!: Crashed on the deserted tropical island where Anne Frank was killed by the Japanese?

That was Helen Keller, you moran.  Anne Frank was the The Pinball Wizard.

No no no, you're thinking of that guy with the girlfriend named Jenny, who kept reciting her phone number so he wouldn't forget


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