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2014-08-07 08:13:25 PM
Of note thus far - the Colts are losing linemen like it's going out of style.
 
2014-08-07 08:14:12 PM
Way to greenlight the thread way after all the starters have left the games.

The Patriots defense looks like tissue paper.
 
2014-08-07 08:15:10 PM
Meh, still better than soccer.
 
2014-08-07 08:16:51 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Way to greenlight the thread way after all the starters have left the games.

The Patriots defense looks like tissue paper.


9ers and Ratbirds here. Pats v Racists? is blacked out for me for some reason. Waiting for Dallas game.

/stupid NFL and putting taped Panthers game on at 2am...
 
2014-08-07 08:21:38 PM
Preseason pregame shows are pretty frickin disappointing.
 
2014-08-07 08:21:58 PM
Chris Ivory got hurt?  shockedface.jpg
 
2014-08-07 08:22:02 PM
TOYOTA FREAKING RED ZONE!!!
BUY OUR PRODUCT OR WE'LL CRAP ALL OVER THE BEST PART OF YOUR GAME!!!
 
2014-08-07 08:22:42 PM
Gaine Blabbert in fine mid season form.
 
2014-08-07 08:24:47 PM
Why don't they just draw lots and start the playoffs already?
 
2014-08-07 08:24:53 PM

seventypercent: Gaine Blabbert in fine mid season form.


How depressing to watch so far.
 
2014-08-07 08:27:03 PM
Dial looks good. Some good news.
 
2014-08-07 08:27:23 PM
When did NFL.com's gamecenter has become the most annoying thing on the internet?
 
2014-08-07 08:28:21 PM

seventypercent: Gaine Blabbert in fine mid season form.


Nah. If he were in midseason form he'd be sitting on the bench. He turned out to be quite the flop.
 
2014-08-07 08:28:29 PM
God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.
 
2014-08-07 08:29:03 PM
www.memegene.net

Works for football too.  :)
 
2014-08-07 08:30:34 PM
GABBERTCEPTION
 
2014-08-07 08:30:48 PM
Ah, Gabbert. Solidifying his position at "Left Bench".
 
2014-08-07 08:31:22 PM
Wow. At what point would anyone else have thrown that ball. What a ass clown.
 
2014-08-07 08:31:40 PM
i got a ticket to the greenbay-titans preseason game for free... it may be the most drunk i ever get at an nfl game
 
2014-08-07 08:33:40 PM
The Jets suck has infected Adam Vinatieri.
 
2014-08-07 08:34:51 PM

MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.


No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.
 
2014-08-07 08:35:25 PM

Billy Liar: Why don't they just draw lots and start the playoffs already?


Why don't they just relegate the worst team of each conference to a lesser league, like the AFL?
 
2014-08-07 08:35:39 PM
Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!
 
2014-08-07 08:35:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Way to greenlight the thread way after all the starters have left the games.

The Patriots defense looks like tissue paper.


I had a thread in queue 4 hours ago, but was redlit
 
2014-08-07 08:36:40 PM

CyberKultist: cameroncrazy1984: Way to greenlight the thread way after all the starters have left the games.

The Patriots defense looks like tissue paper.

9ers and Ratbirds here. Pats v Racists? is blacked out for me for some reason. Waiting for Dallas game.

/stupid NFL and putting taped Panthers game on at 2am...


and yet it was the "patriots" who wiped out the redskins and the redskins are the evil name
 
2014-08-07 08:36:40 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!


Damn, I knew there was a reason I wanted to run to the beer store today.
 
2014-08-07 08:37:07 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.


I've only met one true Seahawks fan out of the sudden 100 or so there are in my town and that's because he's actually from farking Seattle. And I met him before Russel Wilson became a thing.
 
2014-08-07 08:37:46 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!


SUP mortal enemy!

\i keed
 
2014-08-07 08:37:53 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.


could be worse, everybody here in TN suddenly became lifelong broncos fans until about halftime of the superb owl... haven't seen them since
 
2014-08-07 08:38:58 PM
Gabbert is so bad.

The  theory of nominative determinism told you he'd be terrible.
 
2014-08-07 08:39:27 PM

Professor Farksworth: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

I've only met one true Seahawks fan out of the sudden 100 or so there are in my town and that's because he's actually from farking Seattle. And I met him before Russel Wilson became a thing.


There are a few of us out there who go as far back as David Krieg.
 
2014-08-07 08:39:34 PM
GABBERT, YOU SUCK.
 
2014-08-07 08:39:41 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!


Woohoo! Nothing beats a good hoppy IPA.

Hoppy IPA Day!
 
2014-08-07 08:39:43 PM
SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!

/I don't care if they don't play til tomorrow night
//Teddy Football motherfarkers
 
2014-08-07 08:40:40 PM

AdamK: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

could be worse, everybody here in TN suddenly became lifelong broncos fans until about halftime of the superb owl... haven't seen them since


The only team around here that has any sticking power whatsoever is the Steelers. Which is odd considering we're right in the middle of Colts/Titans/Bengals country. My hometown ESPN affiliate airs all Titans games, yet we have a huge amount of Steelers fans around here.
 
2014-08-07 08:40:56 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!


Hah! Sitting in my local (Airways in Kent) right now. Sunjet FTW.
 
2014-08-07 08:41:31 PM

harleyquinnical:
Damn, I knew there was a reason I wanted to run to the beer store today.


I picked up some Stone Unapologetic IPA and it's delicious!

nvmac: SUP mortal enemy!
\i keed


Hey dude! Here's to a season renewed rivalry :)
 
2014-08-07 08:42:40 PM

Waldo Pepper: CyberKultist: cameroncrazy1984: Way to greenlight the thread way after all the starters have left the games.

The Patriots defense looks like tissue paper.

9ers and Ratbirds here. Pats v Racists? is blacked out for me for some reason. Waiting for Dallas game.

/stupid NFL and putting taped Panthers game on at 2am...

and yet it was the "patriots" who wiped out the redskins and the redskins are the evil name


Heh, nice.

I just added the ? to half-ass mock the controversy. Don't really care about either team or name shiat (except wrongness of Saints), just failing at jokes.

/yes, I read the reply I got last time I brought that up. Don't care, it's stupid.
 
2014-08-07 08:42:46 PM

AdamK: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

could be worse, everybody here in TN suddenly became lifelong broncos fans until about halftime of the superb owl... haven't seen them since


A-hem.
 
2014-08-07 08:43:40 PM

harleyquinnical: Professor Farksworth: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

I've only met one true Seahawks fan out of the sudden 100 or so there are in my town and that's because he's actually from farking Seattle. And I met him before Russel Wilson became a thing.

There are a few of us out there who go as far back as David Krieg.


Dave Kreig couldn't carry Jim Zorn's jock, but he wasn't Rick Mirer either.
 
2014-08-07 08:44:06 PM

nvmac: GABBERT, YOU SUCK.


i.imgur.com

LEAVE GAINE BLABBERT ALONE
 
2014-08-07 08:45:21 PM

harleyquinnical: Billy Liar: Why don't they just draw lots and start the playoffs already?

Why don't they just relegate the worst team of each conference to a lesser league, like the AFL?


I'mma go with "cause NFL teams don't play in an arena".

Relegate the worst teams to other leagues. One each to the NHL, MLB, MLS, and the PGA Tour. Stanley Cup Champions, World Series Champions, MLS Champions, and top 22 on the money list are promoted to the NFL.

Tell me that wouldn't be entertaining sports.
 
2014-08-07 08:45:38 PM
I wish Red Zone did pre-season too.
 
2014-08-07 08:46:55 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I wish Red Zone did pre-season too.


Anything would beat watching Ari Wolfe and Kurt Warner offer commentary on a video feed of a game they're not anywhere near.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:09 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Happy almost-football everyone.
And to all my fellow hop heads, HAPPY NATIONAL IPA DAY!


Oh sh*t. Wish I had saved some of that Heady Topper.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:20 PM

Professor Farksworth: AdamK: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

could be worse, everybody here in TN suddenly became lifelong broncos fans until about halftime of the superb owl... haven't seen them since

The only team around here that has any sticking power whatsoever is the Steelers. Which is odd considering we're right in the middle of Colts/Titans/Bengals country. My hometown ESPN affiliate airs all Titans games, yet we have a huge amount of Steelers fans around here.


if the Oilers were never moved, Nashville would probably be Steelers country
 
2014-08-07 08:47:42 PM
I dont think Baltimore fans have any quarterback worries.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:55 PM

MFAWG: Dave Kreig couldn't carry Jim Zorn's jock, but he wasn't Rick Mirer either.


I'm just a bit too young for Jim Zorn.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:55 PM

Wadded Beef: AdamK: Adolf Oliver Nipples: MFAWG: God, our fans are insufferable bandwagoners. I'm starting to hope my Mariners never actually get good, just so I won't have to put up with this shiat.

No way! Bandwagon Seahawks fans? I've never seen one in my life!

Well, except for that guy. And that other guy. That guy over there, bandwagon? Nah, there are lots of Seahawks fans in Pennsylvania. And we can't forget that other guy who, in spite of his newly minted jersey and hat that say "Super Bowl Champions", can't seem to let go of the past when he sees a Steelers fan.

could be worse, everybody here in TN suddenly became lifelong broncos fans until about halftime of the superb owl... haven't seen them since

A-hem.


Actually, I'll rescind the comment -- I just noticed the 'everybody here in TN' part. Reading is fundamental.

That said, as a Bronco fan this pains me a bit, I'll back Seahawks fans as they've long suffered up until last February.  I would attribute a lot of perceived douchiness as more of a cathartic release. I can only imagine after my team won the Superb Owl for the first time (and suffering ourselves in several previous SBs) that a lot of our base were pretty insufferable.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:56 PM

Gonz: harleyquinnical: Billy Liar: Why don't they just draw lots and start the playoffs already?

Why don't they just relegate the worst team of each conference to a lesser league, like the AFL?

I'mma go with "cause NFL teams don't play in an arena".

Relegate the worst teams to other leagues. One each to the NHL, MLB, MLS, and the PGA Tour. Stanley Cup Champions, World Series Champions, MLS Champions, and top 22 on the money list are promoted to the NFL.

Tell me that wouldn't be entertaining sports.


Professionalize the NCAA and start relegation there. Would love to see Alabama vs the Jets.
 
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