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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Less than 24 hours after leaving jail and saying she'd never do it again, woman arrested at LAX after trying to sneak on board airplane again   (losangeles.cbslocal.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, tags, airport police, San Francisco International Airport, KNX, Pacific Division  
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2014-08-07 07:42:58 PM  
This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.
 
2014-08-07 08:00:45 PM  
Eh, even the elderly need hobbies. I'm sure trying to sneak aboard flights beats crochet hands down.

Plus it keeps the assclowns at the airport a little more on their toes.
 
2014-08-07 09:59:32 PM  
Shine on you crazy diamond.
 
2014-08-07 10:01:13 PM  
Dementia is a helluva drug.
 
2014-08-07 10:03:02 PM  
She could have gone to Burbank, John Wayne, or hell even Ontario for her crazy plane sneaking needs without violating her bail. Oh well, thanks for costing the taxpayers so much money because you fail to acknowledge your mental illness.
 
2014-08-07 10:03:13 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-07 10:04:10 PM  
Put the old coot on a bus to Iowa and tell her stay there.
 
2014-08-07 10:04:40 PM  
Poster child for Shock Therapy?
:-P
 
2014-08-07 10:07:17 PM  
I think it's time for a Thrall collar. And Hawaii now ... with 2 hurricanes on the way... Dumb
 
2014-08-07 10:07:27 PM  

fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.


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2014-08-07 10:08:19 PM  
The county could save money by buying her a one-way ticket somewhere instead of keeping her in jail.
 
2014-08-07 10:10:05 PM  
She needs a bronze plan.
 
2014-08-07 10:11:07 PM  
She just an undocumented passenger trying to find a better ride
 
2014-08-07 10:12:02 PM  

TheWhoppah: The county could save money by buying her a one-way ticket somewhere instead of keeping her in jail.


They should just get her on the cheapest flight to Hawaii and then she is their problem.
 
2014-08-07 10:12:06 PM  
It's almost like America's mental health system is shiat.
 
2014-08-07 10:13:06 PM  

fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.


She's sneaking aboard flights to Hawaii, not flights to Detroit
 
2014-08-07 10:17:38 PM  
LET MARILYN FLY!
 
2014-08-07 10:18:23 PM  
If she wasn't an old white lady she would have already been in jail for the other times.
 
2014-08-07 10:19:12 PM  
On the plus side, she can help Dean Martin catch the mad bomber.
 
2014-08-07 10:21:56 PM  
FREE the BIRD!!!
 
2014-08-07 10:23:52 PM  
They should just pass laws making it illegal to do this sort of thing, so she'll stop.
 
2014-08-07 10:28:48 PM  
Fine job there, TSA. How did she get on a plane without the right documents.
 
2014-08-07 10:29:00 PM  
Can't we just buy the old bag a ticket to Hawaii, FFS? I'll kick in a fiver.
 
2014-08-07 10:30:50 PM  

Daedalus27: She could have gone to Burbank, John Wayne, or hell even Ontario for her crazy plane sneaking needs without violating her bail. Oh well, thanks for costing the taxpayers so much money because you fail to acknowledge your mental illness.


Mental illness, what does it mean?
 
2014-08-07 10:32:02 PM  
Mom?
 
2014-08-07 10:32:18 PM  
www.chud.com

Marilyn Hartman? Marilyn Hartman?
 
2014-08-07 10:37:00 PM  

fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.


And the only cure is Hawaii.

We should ship her there now so she can experience a hurricane first hand.
 
2014-08-07 10:39:17 PM  
Hartman, a Chicago native, claims she is a retired secretary who is homeless and had $4.25 to her name when she left the L.A. jail Wednesday.

This may come as a shock to people, but the homeless sometimes break the law to get a hot meal and a place to sleep. Plus, how far will $4.25 make it in Hawaii? That's like, almost half a rotisserie chicken.
 
2014-08-07 10:43:01 PM  

Poutine Breath: Fine job there, TSA. How did she get on a plane without the right documents.


Exactly. Where was she caught these "multiple times?"

KeelingLovesCornholes: Put the old coot on a bus to Iowa and tell her stay there.


Why should a normal place like Iowa be forced to take California crazies?
 
2014-08-07 10:45:10 PM  
Buy her a ticket on Malaysian Airlines
 
2014-08-07 10:46:17 PM  
Is she causing trouble? I mean besides pissing off airlines by flying for free. Eh, just make her a stewardess and let her fly all day long.
 
2014-08-07 10:55:44 PM  

fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.


Compared to us? Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa.
 
2014-08-07 11:02:48 PM  
Was it her?
cdn2.bigcommerce.com
 
2014-08-07 11:04:16 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Is she causing trouble? I mean besides pissing off airlines by flying for free. Eh, just make her a stewardess and let her fly all day long.


If she is affecting other passengers, influencing others to attempt similair stowing or giving terrorists ideas then yes she is causing problems.
 
2014-08-07 11:06:14 PM  
Better get police protection around Sully
 
2014-08-07 11:07:13 PM  
two mice fell into a vat of milk. Today, she is that second mouse.
 
2014-08-07 11:12:23 PM  

RoyBatty: fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.

She's sneaking aboard flights to Hawaii, not flights to Detroit


Hey now, Detroit has an excellent airport.

/no really, it's quite nice
 
2014-08-07 11:34:59 PM  

LordJiro: It's almost like America's mental health system is shiat.


Seriously, we need to stop putting hiring these people for the TSA.
 
2014-08-07 11:43:07 PM  
Anyone else being reminded of Catch Me If You Can by this story?

HMS_Blinkin: RoyBatty: fusillade762: This woman clearly has some kind of mental health issue.

She's sneaking aboard flights to Hawaii, not flights to Detroit

Hey now, Detroit has an excellent airport.

/no really, it's quite nice


Unless she's into hockey, why would she bother?
 
2014-08-07 11:45:30 PM  
At least wait until after the two hurricanes to go to Hawaii. Not before. Two hurricanes. Not one. 2
 
2014-08-08 12:31:21 AM  

SlothB77: At least wait until after the two hurricanes to go to Hawaii. Not before. Two hurricanes. Not one. 2


I think she wanted to see Hawaii, not some treeless uninhabited island with nothing but a pile of soggy splintered 2x4s to keep you company.
 
2014-08-08 01:10:12 AM  

Daedalus27: She could have gone to Burbank, John Wayne, or hell even Ontario for her crazy plane sneaking needs without violating her bail. Oh well, thanks for costing the taxpayers so much money because you fail to acknowledge your mental illness.

 
2014-08-08 01:13:58 AM  

Daedalus27: She could have gone to Burbank, John Wayne, or hell even Ontario for her crazy plane sneaking needs without violating her bail. Oh well, thanks for costing the taxpayers so much money because you fail to acknowledge your mental illness.


Maybe she can't acknowledge her problem because she has a mental issue?
 
2014-08-08 01:55:44 AM  
She wants to get high really, really bad.
 
2014-08-08 03:45:50 AM  
Can't get enough of that inflight meal?
 
2014-08-08 05:53:44 AM  

anthonix: Was it her?
[cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 400x500]


"First Class, of course"

/leaving satisfied
 
2014-08-08 07:35:48 AM  

jso2897: Can't we just buy the old bag a ticket to Hawaii, FFS? I'll kick in a fiver.


http://www.gofundme.com/Send-her-to-Hawaii
 
2014-08-08 11:42:53 AM  

fat boy: http://www.gofundme.com/Send-her-to-Hawaii


I'm not sure whether I am pleased or incredibly disappointed that it's already raised $1350.
 
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