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(Newser)   Criminal genius goes shopping with stolen credit card, poses for photo. With stolen credit card   (newser.com) divider line 49
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2014-08-07 08:27:14 PM  
res.cloudinary.com
 
2014-08-07 09:17:33 PM  
I remember, once a few years back, saw a rough looking gal at the grocery, with a basket full of stuff, produce a gold Amex, and und unable to produce any I.D. It was denied, she didn't ask any questions, just left the groceries, and didn't ask for the card back, just left.
 
2014-08-07 09:21:39 PM  
Willing to bet she was buying a new weave from an ethnic beauty supply store.
 
2014-08-07 09:22:48 PM  
To nobodies surprise.
 
2014-08-07 09:23:37 PM  

img2-azcdn.newser.com

Gimme mah gottdamned Lookin' Good Beauty supplies,  I wants to be lookin' good for mah man!

 
2014-08-07 09:26:32 PM  
Rule #1 of theft: never be in the same room as the money.  I learned that from my white collar friends.
 
2014-08-07 09:28:21 PM  
FTA:

a woman who used a stolen American Express credit card after a suspicious store clerk snapped a photo of her posing with it...

The cheerful consumer agreed to the clerk's request for a picture of her with her plastic, which also had been used to make purchases at Family Dollar



Family Dollar accepts American Express?
 
2014-08-07 09:28:41 PM  
opheliasfiction.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-07 09:28:57 PM  
Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.
 
2014-08-07 09:30:15 PM  
I'm about 99% sure I know this woman. Which is awesome. Go Florida.
 
2014-08-07 09:42:32 PM  

farkyourface: I'm about 99% sure I know this woman. Which is awesome. Go Florida.


She has a neck tattoo and you're only 99% sure?
 
2014-08-07 09:42:51 PM  

farkyourface: I'm about 99% sure I know this woman. Which is awesome. Go Florida.


There is a phone number for that...
 
2014-08-07 09:43:06 PM  

GleeUnit:


*shakes multi-pass fist*
 
2014-08-07 09:45:06 PM  
I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.
 
2014-08-07 09:45:18 PM  

Prey4reign: [img2-azcdn.newser.com image 465x620]Gimme mah gottdamned Lookin' Good Beauty supplies,  I wants to be lookin' good for mah man!


her man needs to rethink things if it takes $400 to get to that point
 
2014-08-07 09:45:52 PM  

Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.


img.fark.net

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.
 
2014-08-07 09:46:59 PM  
"don't read the comments, don't read the comments.."

<CLICK>

Dammit!
 
2014-08-07 09:49:14 PM  

Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.



Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.


Masulb?
 
2014-08-07 09:49:27 PM  

fusillade762: I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.


In 2002 when I was selling software AMEX paid $50, Visa/Mastercard/Discover paid $35

/People would use a stolen card to buy MS Office and then sell it unopened on Ebay.
 
2014-08-07 09:50:27 PM  

Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.



Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.


Moiselle?

Marshall?

Montell?

Mosul?

Manatee?

Maybe Matinee?
 
2014-08-07 09:50:50 PM  

fusillade762: I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.


$75 is a good amount of money now? Damn, Fark is full of broke ass nubians
 
2014-08-07 09:52:48 PM  

solobarik: fusillade762: I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.

$75 is a good amount of money now? Damn, Fark is full of broke ass nubians


When you are making $10 and hour, $75 is a full days pay.
 
2014-08-07 09:54:46 PM  
Its funny, we are going through something like this right now.  My elderly FIL had a caregiver steal his credit card and had been using it around town.  She looks just like this piece of work here.  She used it at Wendy's and to buy phone time for somebody she knows in prison.  We've sicced the cops on her and she is denying everything despite video evidence from said Wendy's.
 
2014-08-07 09:55:37 PM  

solobarik: fusillade762: I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.

$75 is a good amount of money now? Damn, Fark is full of broke ass nubians


That is a lot of totalfark.  Think of all of the poo threads you could get!
 
2014-08-07 10:01:27 PM  

mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.

Moiselle?

Marshall?

Montell?

Mosul?

Manatee?

Maybe Matinee?


Masseth. As in Gene.
 
2014-08-07 10:02:15 PM  
media.salon.com

solobarik
 
2014-08-07 10:05:59 PM  

Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.


It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.
 
2014-08-07 10:08:02 PM  
Um...I'm pretty sure that's Turd In The Terlit Selfie chick.
 
2014-08-07 10:08:16 PM  

Rozinante: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.

Moiselle?

Marshall?

Montell?

Mosul?

Manatee?

Maybe Matinee?

Masseth. As in Gene.


Definitely.

I think it is Gene Masseth.
 
2014-08-07 10:09:17 PM  

Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.


zoom and enhance

img.fark.net

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.
 
2014-08-07 10:09:29 PM  

Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

[img.fark.net image 308x185]

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.


Marcellus?
 
2014-08-07 10:10:37 PM  

Tom_Slick: solobarik: fusillade762: I remember getting a stolen card once while working as a cashier. I got a pretty good amount of money for nabbing it, iirc.

$75 is a good amount of money now? Damn, Fark is full of broke ass nubians

When you are making $10 and hour, $75 is a full days pay.


And this was in the late 80s when the minimum wage was like $4 an hour.
 
2014-08-07 10:10:42 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

[img.fark.net image 308x185]

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.

Marcellus?


What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
 
2014-08-07 10:11:21 PM  

Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance



/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.


Monticello!
 
2014-08-07 10:12:21 PM  

Rozinante: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

Masull?  That it what it looks like too me.

Moiselle?

Marshall?

Montell?

Mosul?

Manatee?

Maybe Matinee?

Masseth. As in Gene.


I was there, man. I was there.
One of the best threads ever.
 
2014-08-07 10:15:39 PM  

mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.

Monticello!


img.fark.net

Apparently you can drink enough to make using the brush tool and a mouse very difficult.
 
2014-08-07 10:17:53 PM  
Carmenjello?
 
2014-08-07 10:19:56 PM  
What's the matter, they wouldn't take your stolen credit card?
 
2014-08-07 10:21:33 PM  
What's wrong, they wouldn't take your stolen credit card? trutempo.com
 
2014-08-07 10:21:47 PM  

Tom_Slick: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.

Monticello!



Apparently you can drink enough to make using the brush tool and a mouse very difficult.


Sooo its really MarEGlb.
 
2014-08-07 10:35:53 PM  

mschwenk: Tom_Slick: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.

Monticello!

Apparently you can drink enough to make using the brush tool and a mouse very difficult.

Sooo its really MarEGlb.


WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IS?!?!?!!?!?!?!

MarE gib

https://www.facebook.com/mary.gib.37
 
2014-08-07 10:38:15 PM  

Piizzadude: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.

Monticello!

Apparently you can drink enough to make using the brush tool and a mouse very difficult.

Sooo its really MarEGlb.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IS?!?!?!!?!?!?!

MarE gib

https://www.facebook.com/mary.gib.37

-

Dammit finger slip

Wanted to put ..

/close enough

do not drink and post
 
2014-08-07 10:41:50 PM  
she should be easy to find

i would think

who would want to walk next to her?


/oh yes, people who want to look smarter than her..
 
2014-08-07 10:43:22 PM  

Piizzadude: Piizzadude: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: mschwenk: Tom_Slick: Boo_Guy: Prey4reign: Can anyone make out the name she's got tatted across her chest?  Whatever, it shouldn't be difficult to find her true identity.

It'll be easy for the cops to figure out what it says,  they just have to click enhance a few times and it'll a mile wide with no pixelation.

zoom and enhance

/Drinking and Photoshop what a fun Thursday night.

Monticello!

Apparently you can drink enough to make using the brush tool and a mouse very difficult.

Sooo its really MarEGlb.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IS?!?!?!!?!?!?!

MarE gib

https://www.facebook.com/mary.gib.37-

Dammit finger slip

Wanted to put ..

/close enough

do not drink and post


Hmm. Shes not bony enough in the face. Girlfriend maybe?
 
2014-08-08 12:28:31 AM  
www.conspirazzi.com
 
2014-08-08 01:56:46 AM  
If crooks weren't so damn dumb, the cops would hardly catch any.
 
2014-08-08 02:06:02 AM  
What is that tattoo blob next to the name? Looks like she had something, didn't like it, and had it blotted out. Oh well...it's not where anyone can see it.
 
2014-08-08 07:03:09 AM  
The card actually belongs to an elderly woman who says it was stolen while she was shopping at Walmart.

Why didn't you farking cancel it?
 
2014-08-08 09:46:49 AM  
We're all laughing but gas she finally been arrested? Last I heard, she was still the one laughing.
 
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