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(The Smoking Gun)   69-year-old Massachusetts man busted for blowing leaves in the nude while several cars slowed down to take pictures. If anyone finds those pics, please don't post here   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-08-07 04:13:10 PM  
*flees thread screaming*
 
2014-08-07 04:27:11 PM  
A Massachusetts homeowner was arrested Monday for "open and gross lewdness"

Look, I don't like it anymore than you, but there is no need for name calling.
 
2014-08-07 04:53:20 PM  
I guess you could say he's a bit of a rake
 
2014-08-07 05:08:24 PM  
Glad I missed the sight on my morning commute to work today.

/Hanging in MA this week.
 
2014-08-07 05:43:13 PM  
Sounds like he has a wonderful life.
 
2014-08-07 06:02:33 PM  
So he was arrested for blowing leaves?  NTTAWWT.
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O Canada.
 
2014-08-07 06:55:39 PM  
This thread is plenty useful without pics.
 
2014-08-07 07:00:39 PM  
Leaves thread, disappointed that there are no pics of nekkid old guys blowin leaves, to outrage the protesters, who maybe doth protest too much.
 
2014-08-07 07:07:11 PM  
I could care less about him being naked, but anyone who uses one of those farking leaf blowers should be shot.

/So maybe I could care even less, right?
//Shut up
 
2014-08-07 07:10:29 PM  
"blowing" leaves?

wow. I thought I was pervy
 
2014-08-07 07:11:14 PM  
Awwww dammit, Dad! Not again!
 
2014-08-07 07:11:29 PM  
Why did he do it ???

the answer (my friend) ...
 
2014-08-07 07:12:00 PM  
Nudity need not have anything to do with sex or "lewdness." Unless he was waving his willy with the other hand.

Puritanical scum.
 
2014-08-07 07:12:05 PM  
I dunno Subby, what's it worth to you that those pics *don't* end up in your greenlit thread.

Be a shame if someone posted reverse eye bleach...
 
2014-08-07 07:18:49 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Police sketch artist rendering
 
2014-08-07 07:20:02 PM  
Could have been worse...could have been showing off his weed whacker...or his ho.
 
2014-08-07 07:21:24 PM  
Blowing leaves? Is that even possible? And what would be the point? They are dead, not like they are going to enjoy the attention. Gross leaf necrophile is gross.
 
2014-08-07 07:23:16 PM  

EvilEgg: A Massachusetts homeowner was arrested Monday for "open and gross lewdness"

Look, I don't like it anymore than you, but there is no need for name calling.


144 times?
 
2014-08-07 07:34:12 PM  
Good idea. Let's leaf that to the perverts.
 
2014-08-07 07:36:52 PM  

This text is now purple: EvilEgg: A Massachusetts homeowner was arrested Monday for "open and gross lewdness"

Look, I don't like it anymore than you, but there is no need for name calling.

144 times?


well that is before taxes
 
2014-08-07 07:38:22 PM  
argh?
 
2014-08-07 07:44:56 PM  
I've been to Detroit and other parts of Michigan, and I've been all over Florida.  Florida is better.  I'll take being amused by crazy and stupid people over being shot and/or robbed by angry African Americans.
 
2014-08-07 07:49:29 PM  

Pattuq: I've been to Detroit and other parts of Michigan, and I've been all over Florida.  Florida is better.  I'll take being amused by crazy and stupid people over being shot and/or robbed by angry African Americans.


Gold, Jerry.  Wrong thread comedy gold.
 
2014-08-07 08:05:46 PM  

Pattuq: I've been to Detroit and other parts of Michigan, and I've been all over Florida.  Florida is better.  I'll take being amused by crazy and stupid people over being shot and/or robbed by angry African Americans naked old men with leaf blowers.

 
2014-08-07 08:08:57 PM  
Hhhmmm.... Anyone seen keylock71?
 
2014-08-07 08:30:58 PM  
We need a Massachussets tag.  There seems to be a high concentration of dipshiattery in that state.
 
2014-08-07 08:48:34 PM  

Farty McPooPants: We need a Massachussets tag.  There seems to be a high concentration of dipshiattery in that state.


Scott Brown moved to N.H.
 
2014-08-07 09:06:34 PM  
I'm no lawyer, but I don't think "open and gross lewdness" is going to fly in court.  As I understand it, in Mass., simple nudity on your own property is not illegal, as much as it may bother the neighbors; there has to be some other element present, such as either sexual behavior or an intent to shock, harass, offend, or annoy.  I suspect that the reason he was arrested had more to do with the police observation that he was intoxicated and that he behaved belligerently towards the police.  That could be anything from "contempt of cop" to "the guy was so drunk that the police were concerned for his well being."  Had he been sober and more polite, they might simply have suggested he go inside and put some clothes on because he was offending the neighbors.

Someone I know was aware of a "Nude Guy" in her town, who routinely did yard work, car repair, etc., outdoors, in the nude.  Neighbors routinely phoned him in to police only to be told that simple nudity on your own property did not violate the law.

State laws vary, of course.  In Virginia a few years ago, in a case that gained nationwide attention, a man was arrested for being nude in his own kitchen while preparing his morning coffee, after being seen by a passer-by.  He was eventually acquitted, but now the man has an arrest record and his name has been dragged through the mud.  I also recall a case from Delaware a number of years ago where someone was arrested for being nude, at home, with the blinds open and standing in his living room picture window.  ISTR that there were other, aggravating circumstances in that case, like he was doing it while children were walking past his house to and from school, and he was deliberately standing in the window to expose himself, rather than simply being nude while going about his daily activities, but I may be wrong about that.
 
2014-08-07 09:37:53 PM  

WeenerGord: Leaves thread, disappointed that there are no pics of nekkid old guys blowin leaves, to outrage the protesters, who maybe doth protest too much.


Come back,  WeenerGord!

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-07 09:54:13 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: WeenerGord: Leaves thread, disappointed that there are no pics of nekkid old guys blowin leaves, to outrage the protesters, who maybe doth protest too much.

Come back,  WeenerGord!

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Aw, good try! Did it take you long to GIS for that? :D

/ But, he has a shirt on.

//  You're ruining it for me!
 
2014-08-07 11:52:43 PM  

WeenerGord: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: WeenerGord: Leaves thread, disappointed that there are no pics of nekkid old guys blowin leaves, to outrage the protesters, who maybe doth protest too much.

Come back,  WeenerGord!

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Aw, good try! Did it take you long to GIS for that? :D

/ But, he has a shirt on.

//  You're ruining it for me!


Hehe, when I was a kid, I used to make leaf whistles, and that was the first thing I thought of. They make an extremely piercing sound, almost like a scream.

Yeah, I GIS'ed it. It was the closest to what I was looking for, but kinda disappointing. :)
 
2014-08-08 12:38:03 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: WeenerGord: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: WeenerGord: Leaves thread, disappointed that there are no pics of nekkid old guys blowin leaves, to outrage the protesters, who maybe doth protest too much.

Come back,  WeenerGord!

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Aw, good try! Did it take you long to GIS for that? :D

/ But, he has a shirt on.

//  You're ruining it for me!

Hehe, when I was a kid, I used to make leaf whistles, and that was the first thing I thought of. They make an extremely piercing sound, almost like a scream.

Yeah, I GIS'ed it. It was the closest to what I was looking for, but kinda disappointing. :)



You learn something new every day. Did not know about leaf whistle, will have to try that. :D

I only know to make a whistle with a blade of grass stretched between the thumbs.

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2014-08-08 01:43:11 AM  
NSFW


...is how a link might appear, if FARK formatted it in black text with the standard underlining. Also, how many of you clicked?
 
2014-08-08 02:01:10 AM  
Just post the link for the TFers.
 
2014-08-08 02:17:50 AM  

cyberspacedout: NSFW


...is how a link might appear, if FARK formatted it in black text with the standard underlining. Also, how many of you clicked?



Click tease!
 
2014-08-08 08:40:04 AM  
Sad that we're so severed from nature that we can't even tolerate a naked person anymore. We are seriously doomed as a culture.
 
2014-08-08 02:27:06 PM  
Simple nudity is lewd? I thought the Puritans were history...
 
2014-08-08 02:39:54 PM  

poopjuggler: Sad that we're so severed from nature that we can't even tolerate a naked person anymore. We are seriously doomed as a culture.


AndreMA: Simple nudity is lewd? I thought the Puritans were history...


Soon, within the next 50 years, I'd bet that procreation will be made illegal except for artificial insemination. We're gonna prude ourselves right out of existence. And it serves us right. It there really  was a God, he'd smite us for farking up the awesome way she created for us to multiply.
 
2014-08-08 10:35:15 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Soon, within the next 50 years, I'd bet that procreation will be made illegal except for artificial insemination. We're gonna prude ourselves right out of existence. And it serves us right. It there really  was a God, he'd smite us for farking up the awesome way she created for us to multiply.



"Bottle of mine, it's you I've always wanted!
Bottle of mine, why was I ever decanted?
Skies are blue inside of you,
The weather's always fine;
For there ain't no Bottle in all the world
Like that dear little Bottle of mine
."
 
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