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(Huffington Post)   A list for you, ladies: The top five reasons you should have sex every night. Oh, wait. With your husband. The top five reasons you should have sex *with your husband* every night. God damnit, forget I said anything (Not safe for work image on article page)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 242
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2014-08-07 01:59:58 PM  
And for you gentleman, the top 1 reason why you should print out the article and stick it on your fridge.
 
2014-08-07 02:03:51 PM  
Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really.

Take your misandry and gender essentialism elsewhere.
 
2014-08-07 02:35:30 PM  

Theaetetus: Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really.

Take your misandry and gender essentialism elsewhere.


nasty self hating cis-woman trying to propagate the patriarch!!

#why we need feminism
 
2014-08-07 02:38:37 PM  
Just put sex on the chore wheel like everything else. Walk the dog, bathe the kids, ride the penis, dishes.
 
2014-08-07 02:40:36 PM  
I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.
 
2014-08-07 03:13:39 PM  
Baby, I am not from Havana.
 
2014-08-07 04:27:02 PM  
One star. NSFW image does not meet expectations.
 
2014-08-07 04:32:57 PM  
'cause it ain't gonna suck itself?
 
2014-08-07 04:33:52 PM  
'They could have sex all the time! And they didn't want to? It made no sense.'"

And enduring enigma that may never be solved.
 
2014-08-07 04:34:57 PM  
We evolved from chimp-like creates who masturbated 5-10 times a day.  Balls are designed to be emptied regularly, when they are not hormones are released into the brain that make men aggressive.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-08-07 04:35:09 PM  

Theaetetus: Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really.

Take your misandry and gender essentialism elsewhere.


Oh no, I......I.......simply must agree with this!
/stop the world, T and I agree on something!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-08-07 04:35:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.


^THIS^ is NOT bullcrap.
/just ask my ex
 
2014-08-07 04:36:11 PM  
Feed a person steak everyday and they'll crave hamburger.
 
2014-08-07 04:36:32 PM  
As a 37 yo man, I don't want sex every night.  That would have been awesome fifteen years ago, but these days if it's after nine pm and I'm sober, a good nights sleep is sometimes preferable.

/mornings and afternoons are still ok though
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-08-07 04:36:53 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 'cause it ain't gonna suck itself?


Lucky thing, for women. Because if it could they would be all living alone.

/only PARTLY jest
 
2014-08-07 04:37:13 PM  
NSFL: Photo of woman cuddling her stillborn baby.
 
2014-08-07 04:37:27 PM  
It's a strange thing. Every time I give my wife a neck and back massage, she becomes quite amorous.

There must be something to that.
 
2014-08-07 04:38:05 PM  
So, should I send this to my wife or will that get me in trouble?
 
2014-08-07 04:38:36 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.


In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.
 
2014-08-07 04:40:00 PM  
Marriage = no sex.  Get over it, move on, find a hobby.   We all get it.  Stop hashing and rehashing it.
 
2014-08-07 04:41:04 PM  

CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.


Reverse cowgirl was invented for Laz -E- Boy chairs.
 
2014-08-07 04:41:18 PM  

CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.


If you're turning your wife's advances down she's either lousy in bed or you're gay. Seriously.
 
2014-08-07 04:42:04 PM  
I love the comments. Advocate doing ANYTHING that might also benefit your husband, and the internet shrieking fat-girl brigade is ready to burn you at the stake as a gender-traitor.
 
2014-08-07 04:42:35 PM  

CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.


am dating an older woman, she doesn't need this article.
 
2014-08-07 04:42:40 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: NSFL: Photo of woman cuddling her stillborn baby.


nsf life?

seriously, i saw that photo the other day and just thought...EWWWWWWW!
 
2014-08-07 04:43:07 PM  
41 male here and I keep wondering when I'm supposed to hit that point where daily sex isn't #1 on my To-Do list.  My friends talk more about sports and cars and their farking lawns than they do about women and it blows me away.  Really?  You guys are hiding out at the bar because you're tired of your wives' advances?

Explains a lot about why so many people end up getting divorced because of affairs.
 
2014-08-07 04:43:22 PM  
So I saw nice man legs and cute girl butt but then...

"I was getting a manicure" and stopped reading there.

Did they fix the cable?
 
2014-08-07 04:43:32 PM  
Men have 2 basic feelings, we're either Hungry or Horny, if you don't want to have sex, make me a sandwich.
 
2014-08-07 04:43:39 PM  

Russ1642: So, should I send this to my wife or will that get me in trouble?


if you have to ask that question in a room full of strangers, i'm thinking divorce would be a blessing
 
2014-08-07 04:43:59 PM  

Russ1642: If you're turning your wife's advances down she's either lousy in bed or you're gay. Seriously.


Because guys are just a dumb lightswitch when it comes to sex and no other factors matter, amirite?
 
2014-08-07 04:44:05 PM  
LOL I said variations of "but" twice...
 
2014-08-07 04:44:09 PM  

CruJones: As a 37 yo man, I don't want sex every night.  That would have been awesome fifteen years ago, but these days if it's after nine pm and I'm sober, a good nights sleep is sometimes preferable.

/mornings and afternoons are still ok though


Oh, yes. Every morning or every afternoon is way better than every night. Old guys need their sleep.
 
2014-08-07 04:45:09 PM  

James!: Just put sex on the chore wheel like everything else. Walk the dog, bathe the kids, ride the penis, dishes.


Whoa whoa whoa. Ride the penis BEFORE dishes?  Dishes ain't getting done.
 
2014-08-07 04:45:26 PM  
so he doesn't leave your nagging ass?
 
2014-08-07 04:45:39 PM  
This chore has not been subcontracted out yet?
 
2014-08-07 04:45:47 PM  
What if your husband doesn't want sex every night?
 
2014-08-07 04:46:01 PM  
That is why you marry a lady on the streets and a whore in the sheets.
 
2014-08-07 04:46:06 PM  

Russ1642: CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.

If you're turning your wife's advances down she's either lousy in bed or you're gay. Seriously.


yeah, when my wife asks if i want to go in the bedroom (usually it's a now or never kind of thing, because of having kids and such) my standard response is "that's a stupid question"
 
2014-08-07 04:46:11 PM  

gja: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 'cause it ain't gonna suck itself?

Lucky thing, for women. Because if it could they would be all living alone.

/only PARTLY jest


You guys need to do some contortion stretching.

I may stay single for a while.
 
2014-08-07 04:46:18 PM  

tricycleracer: Feed a person steak everyday and they'll crave hamburger.


I'm not attached to either, so I can exchange steak for hamburger occasionally. Chicken is nice once in a while too, so long as it has properly matured.
 
2014-08-07 04:46:36 PM  

megarian: LOL I said variations of "but" twice...


You like butt
 
2014-08-07 04:47:56 PM  

Theaetetus: Women need any number of criteria met to feel loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be appreciated, and they need to have sex. That is it. Really.

Take your misandry and gender essentialism elsewhere.


they aren't wrong...
 
2014-08-07 04:49:10 PM  

CruJones: /mornings and afternoons are still ok though


I've never been one for nights... but mornings and afternoons are 100% go-time.  This was quite a source of stress between me and my ex-wife, who never wanted anything while the sun was up.

farkin_Gary: It's a strange thing. Every time I give my wife a neck and back massage, she becomes quite amorous.

There must be something to that.


Goddamn right.
 
2014-08-07 04:49:43 PM  

Buttknuckle: That is why you marry a lady on the streets and a whore in the sheets.


No, you marry whoever will have you.
 
2014-08-07 04:50:05 PM  
If there are any single lady farkers on here who would like to reap the benefits of this, I'll gladly volunteer!

/No fat chicks
//why yes, I am single too
 
2014-08-07 04:50:52 PM  

Russ1642: CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.

If you're turning your wife's advances down she's either lousy in bed or you're gay. Seriously.


No, you must just have a woman who rarely wants you. At 18 I'd do it five times a day. At my age though I can have sex about any time I want, but I don't want it every night any more. Have sex at ten, it takes 40 minutes, then I have to get up and pee twice, can't sleep for another hour... I lose three hours of sleep. Three or four times a week is plenty for me. Sorry to disappoint.
 
2014-08-07 04:51:49 PM  

Russ1642: CruJones: Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.

In my experience once you're in your thirties women want it more than men. I've gotten in more than one fight for turning her advances down, because "it makes me feel unattractive"

As it read somewhere, nature's cruel joke is that just when women reach their sexual peak men are realizing they have a favorite chair.

If you're turning your wife's advances down she's either lousy in bed or you're gay. Seriously.


Because men have to be ready to fark at a moment's notice, right?  And ALWAYS be in the mood?

If he's not, that means he enjoys having sex with men!  I GET IT!
 
2014-08-07 04:52:09 PM  

megarian: So I saw nice man legs and cute girl butt but then...

"I was getting a manicure" and stopped reading there.

Did they fix the cable?


ha, was writing the same comment until I looked up
 
2014-08-07 04:52:24 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't know much about staying married, but one of the best ways to get divorced is to turn down your husband's advances more than half the time.


THIS.
 
2014-08-07 04:52:45 PM  

FizixJunkee: What if your husband doesn't want sex every night?


Oh yeah, sure...suddenly it's all about what HEEE wants.
 
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