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(Pajiba)   Breckin Meyer calls bullshiat on Dustin Diamond's sex tape: "Come on, Screech is not packing that. Get the hell out of here. He doesn't have six Beldings beneath him"   (pajiba.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-07 01:30:49 PM  
"Zack's new Screech attacks his old Screech!"
 
2014-08-07 03:09:12 PM  
I don't get out much anymore, I suppose.  But I'm to busy at work to do the research, and Urban Dictionary is blocked.

What the heck is a Belding?  A new unit of measurement?  6 squirrels?  A reference to the large dictionary in "Weird" Al's grammar video?

Help.
 
2014-08-07 03:09:19 PM  
Lisa Turtle probably had the biggest dick of any cast member.
 
2014-08-07 03:10:32 PM  
Breckin Meyer?  Screech's sex tape?  WTF?  Did we go back in time or something?
 
2014-08-07 03:15:08 PM  

buckstar: I don't get out much anymore, I suppose.  But I'm to busy at work to do the research, and Urban Dictionary is blocked.

What the heck is a Belding?  A new unit of measurement?  6 squirrels?  A reference to the large dictionary in "Weird" Al's grammar video?

Help.


Belding was the last name of the principal in Saved by the Bell, which was Dustin Diamond's tenuous claim to fame.
 
2014-08-07 03:20:56 PM  
IIRC, couldn't you basically water down Dustin's claims about the Saved By The Bell cast to simply state "they all f*cked each other?" That's not really a bombshell. You take teenagers out of any otherwise normal life and cast them into a long-running TV series, and yeah, I'm sure they're going to bone a few times here and there off set.
 
2014-08-07 03:22:13 PM  
Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...
 
2014-08-07 03:24:20 PM  

Killer Cars: IIRC, couldn't you basically water down Dustin's claims about the Saved By The Bell cast to simply state "they all f*cked each other?" That's not really a bombshell. You take teenagers out of any otherwise normal life and cast them into a long-running TV series, and yeah, I'm sure they're going to bone a few times here and there off set.


I think his claims boil down even further to "They f*cked every one but me."
 
2014-08-07 03:24:51 PM  

Killer Cars: IIRC, couldn't you basically water down Dustin's claims about the Saved By The Bell cast to simply state "they all f*cked each other?" That's not really a bombshell. You take teenagers out of any otherwise normal life and cast them into a long-running TV series, and yeah, I'm sure they're going to bone a few times here and there off set.


True...

The Brady Bunch was an incest factory. Greg nailed Marcia....Greg tried to nail Carol...Jan and Peter were actually busted by cops while Peter went full Belding into Jan
 
2014-08-07 03:29:08 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...


Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.
 
2014-08-07 03:48:16 PM  
Last night I had a dream that Belding and Feeny started a vampire detective agency.
 
2014-08-07 03:51:44 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.


Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?
 
2014-08-07 03:55:00 PM  
To be fair, I saw Screech walking the AVN red carpet a few years back, so I'd consider it possible.
 
2014-08-07 03:56:32 PM  

chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?


Ha ha, no, she just, took, up, a way, of, writing that, makes, it, seem, like, her, brain, is, made of, shieking, monkey, hats, also, earth, is, banana, thusly.
 
2014-08-07 03:59:29 PM  
Yeah, I actually read a full review of Screech's book, and it sounds like complete BS designed to desperately make a few bucks off the one successful thing in his career. He came off as just sounding pathetic and sad.
 
2014-08-07 04:13:21 PM  
Meyer got it right when he said something to the effect of "Maybe it's YOU." I think the actor that played Screech was probably the least attractive and least cool cast member, and he's carried that inferiority complex with him. Combine that with financial problems, and you get a "tell all" book that's so negative that no one else who was there for it can relate.
 
2014-08-07 04:16:11 PM  

chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?


I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-07 04:19:35 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]


Goddamn, Preppy.
 
2014-08-07 04:22:22 PM  
breckin was in some comedies i enjoyed, including "road trip" and "rat race"
and he was the voice of para- and post-puberty joseph gribble

so...well, those facts have nothing at all to do with the topic at hand

lisa turtle seemed like she would've been fun in bed. figures, she turned out to be the crazy one
 
2014-08-07 04:47:54 PM  

bungle_jr: and he was the voice of para- and post-puberty joseph gribble


So Brittany Murphy was his voice pre-puberty? Interesting, didn't know that the characters on King of the Hill aged. Except that Bobby was always voiced by Pam Adlon so apparently he didn't age. Weird.
 
2014-08-07 05:07:06 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: bungle_jr: and he was the voice of para- and post-puberty joseph gribble

So Brittany Murphy was his voice pre-puberty? Interesting, didn't know that the characters on King of the Hill aged. Except that Bobby was always voiced by Pam Adlon so apparently he didn't age. Weird.


i actually had no idea brittany murphy was joseph for a while (pre-puberty). i knew she was always luanne, but never attention to joseph's voice till he hit puberty...he grew taller and his voice started to change...and bobby didn't hit puberty...it was likely done to set up stories involving girlfriends and such.

as far as i remember, no one on the show aged EXCEPT joseph
 
2014-08-07 05:15:30 PM  
I haven't heard from either of these two people in ages. So I'm going to assume Screech has a new project coming out and Breckin Meyer is helping promote it?
 
2014-08-07 05:19:38 PM  
If the universe is kind I will never see that sex tape.
 
2014-08-07 05:22:12 PM  

hamdinger: I haven't heard from either of these two people in ages. So I'm going to assume Screech has a new project coming out and Breckin Meyer is helping promote it?


Breckin is in a TV show with the dude that played Zach.  Franklin and Bash.  They're promoting the new season.
 
2014-08-07 05:22:16 PM  

robsul82: "Zack's new Screech attacks his old Screech!"


I was in Farking Garfield !!!!!!
 
2014-08-07 05:38:54 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]


Are you sure that's not Lil Kim?

/I has a sad
 
2014-08-07 06:04:42 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]


A lot of black women have had this look lately.  I don't if they are cosplaying in their spare time as racoons, 1920's bank robbers or superheroes.
 
2014-08-07 06:54:47 PM  

serial arseonist: Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]

Are you sure that's not Lil Kim?

/I has a sad


Oh shiat, it does look like Lil Kim.

Anyway, stunt dick?
 
2014-08-07 07:46:19 PM  
You're going to hell subby.
 
2014-08-07 08:33:15 PM  
Breckin Meyer's a size queen then?

He is like 4 feet tall so he would be bitter.
 
2014-08-07 09:41:27 PM  

The Billdozer: Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]

A lot of black women have had this look lately.  I don't if they are cosplaying in their spare time as racoons, 1920's bank robbers or superheroes.


They're turning Japanese

/Yes, I really think so
 
2014-08-07 10:17:46 PM  

INeedAName: Last night I had a dream that Belding and Feeny started a vampire detective agency.


I has a dumb.  Is this an oblique reference to an actual TV show? It sounds like it, but I don't get to watch much TV.
 
2014-08-07 10:29:43 PM  

kroonermanblack: INeedAName: Last night I had a dream that Belding and Feeny started a vampire detective agency.

I has a dumb.  Is this an oblique reference to an actual TV show? It sounds like it, but I don't get to watch much TV.


I don't know, but I would watch the shiat outta that show.
 
2014-08-07 11:56:24 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Killer Cars: IIRC, couldn't you basically water down Dustin's claims about the Saved By The Bell cast to simply state "they all f*cked each other?" That's not really a bombshell. You take teenagers out of any otherwise normal life and cast them into a long-running TV series, and yeah, I'm sure they're going to bone a few times here and there off set.

True...

The Brady Bunch was an incest factory. Greg nailed Marcia....Greg tried to nail Carol...Jan and Peter were actually busted by cops while Peter went full Belding into Jan


And Bobby and Cindy making out in Tiger's dog house.
 
2014-08-08 02:04:18 AM  

eikni: FloridaFarkTag: Killer Cars: IIRC, couldn't you basically water down Dustin's claims about the Saved By The Bell cast to simply state "they all f*cked each other?" That's not really a bombshell. You take teenagers out of any otherwise normal life and cast them into a long-running TV series, and yeah, I'm sure they're going to bone a few times here and there off set.

True...

The Brady Bunch was an incest factory. Greg nailed Marcia....Greg tried to nail Carol...Jan and Peter were actually busted by cops while Peter went full Belding into Jan

And Bobby and Cindy making out in Tiger's dog house.


And Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.
 
2014-08-08 02:26:34 AM  

Orgasmatron138: Yeah, I actually read a full review of Screech's book, and it sounds like complete BS designed to desperately make a few bucks off the one successful thing in his career. He came off as just sounding pathetic and sad.


Wasn't that in Stars and Stripes? I think Captain Obvious wrote that.
 
2014-08-08 07:12:02 AM  
Dustin Diamond totally still has a career...he hosts dance parties in Milwaukee every now and again.
 
2014-08-08 08:04:34 AM  

The Billdozer: Dingleberry Dickwad: chevydeuce: Dingleberry Dickwad: FloridaFarkTag: Woulda love to put my Beldings in Kelly Kapowski...

Hell I would have loved to put my Beldings in any of the SBTB girls back in the day. Sadly, the girl that played Lisa has aged very poorly and had had too much plastic surgery and skin lightening treatments. I'd still give it to Kelly and Jessie though.

Didn't she go off deep into the schizo pool?

I don't know but given how she looks these days, I doubt she's in a good state of mental health.
This was taken in May of this year
[amstarmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 459x611]

A lot of black women have had this look lately.  I don't if they are cosplaying in their spare time as racoons, 1920's bank robbers or superheroes.


Define "a lot".
 
2014-08-08 01:20:45 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Dustin Diamond totally still has a career...he hosts dance parties in Milwaukee every now and again.


I vaguely remember him doing an internet campaign for donations to pay his mortgage not too long ago.
 
2014-08-08 02:18:46 PM  
In addition to throwing parties
pabsttheater-emails.s3.amazonaws.com

He hangs out with 1/4 of Pantera
pbs.twimg.com
 
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