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(Scotsman)   Man fined after cemetery antics; yes, alcohol was involved. "He was throwing himself backwards, waving his arms about and going 'wooooooo'. I'm assuming he was pretending to be a ghost"   (scotsman.com ) divider line
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2014-08-07 08:56:51 AM  
Ms Saunders added that Stallard had complied well with the supervision sentence and was undergoing testing for autism, which she argued could have meant he did not fully comprehend the consequences of his actions.

I think he's full of sheet.
 
2014-08-07 10:57:38 AM  
or he is Ric Flair
 
2014-08-07 11:00:27 AM  
I assumed he was attempting to be an early Blur hit.
 
2014-08-07 11:01:03 AM  
Maybe he was pretending to be a train.
 
2014-08-07 11:03:08 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-07 11:03:32 AM  
Even sober and without mental disorder I could see not being fully aware of the consequences of these actions. I say give him a mulligan.
 
2014-08-07 11:04:13 AM  
FTFA: He was reported to police, who detained him and charged him with using threatening or abusive words, or behaviour likely to cause distress.

Sweet Jesus, almost every time I go out my door, i exhibit "behavior likely to cause distress."
F*cking nanny state.
 
2014-08-07 11:08:41 AM  
I think if you make it to 24, and someone hasn't figured out you have Autism yet you probably don't have it....
 
2014-08-07 11:09:09 AM  
Buncha stiffs run that joint. regular stuck-in-the-muds.
 
2014-08-07 11:09:39 AM  
img.fark.net

The ghost was all like "Wooooowooooo!"
 
2014-08-07 11:09:46 AM  
Ya think?
 
2014-08-07 11:11:29 AM  
Speaking of ghosts, last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid; I was petrified.
 
2014-08-07 11:14:08 AM  
Typical Friday/Saturday night here. Sunday & Monday we hang out with the cows pretending to be bovine ghosts. Tuesday thru Thursday are recovery and practice nights.

/Merica
 
2014-08-07 11:14:11 AM  
Was it this guy?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-07 11:18:00 AM  

Dahnkster: Speaking of ghosts, last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid; I was petrified.


I'm guessing you'll survive, though.
 
2014-08-07 11:18:27 AM  
What's the big deal? It just sounds like he was in good spirits.
 
2014-08-07 11:18:35 AM  
Ah, I love going to cemeteries and pretending to be a spooky ghost. Why has everyone got to be so sensitive these days?
 
2014-08-07 11:22:43 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Not impressed with your "wooooooo".
 
2014-08-07 11:27:30 AM  

Slaxl: Ah, I love going to cemeteries and pretending to be a spooky ghost. Why has everyone got to be so sensitive these days?


People care more about the dead than the living
 
2014-08-07 11:51:59 AM  

Mega Steve: Slaxl: Ah, I love going to cemeteries and pretending to be a spooky ghost. Why has everyone got to be so sensitive these days?

People care more about the dead than the living


for some odd reason, this

and, is there a lolcat image someone can post where a cat has a shee on him and a caption reading something like "iz a scarey ghost"? seems i've seen one, but can't search/post such things here at work
 
2014-08-07 12:01:27 PM  
If I were buried in that cemetery, I'd love to have this guy around, even at my funeral. At my sister's funeral last year, we remembered her life with laughter.
 
2014-08-07 12:41:04 PM  

bungle_jr: Mega Steve: Slaxl: Ah, I love going to cemeteries and pretending to be a spooky ghost. Why has everyone got to be so sensitive these days?

People care more about the dead than the living

for some odd reason, this

and, is there a lolcat image someone can post where a cat has a shee on him and a caption reading something like "iz a scarey ghost"? seems i've seen one, but can't search/post such things here at work


This will have to do for now:

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-07 12:41:49 PM  

Neondistraction: Dahnkster: Speaking of ghosts, last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid; I was petrified.

I'm guessing you'll survive, though.


You probably should change your locks just to be sure.
 
2014-08-07 12:43:15 PM  
Tony the Tipsy Ghost should've better have known better than to be all drunk and haunty while he was on probation.
 
2014-08-07 12:43:52 PM  
Did they also come to get Barbara?
 
2014-08-07 12:53:34 PM  
www.xblafans.com
 
2014-08-07 01:29:13 PM  
"Knock it off fatass"
 
2014-08-07 09:09:58 PM  
I just submitted the headline "Ghost busted". I knew I should have checked the main page first.
 
2014-08-08 03:16:19 PM  

gfid: bungle_jr: Mega Steve: Slaxl: Ah, I love going to cemeteries and pretending to be a spooky ghost. Why has everyone got to be so sensitive these days?

People care more about the dead than the living

for some odd reason, this

and, is there a lolcat image someone can post where a cat has a shee on him and a caption reading something like "iz a scarey ghost"? seems i've seen one, but can't search/post such things here at work

This will have to do for now:

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x500]


thanks :)
 
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