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(Deadspin)   Adult musical chairs is all fun and games until you steal the chair from the chubby girl (w/video)   (theconcourse.deadspin.com) divider line 34
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2014-08-07 08:56:52 AM  
When he finally regained consciousness, the man didn't remember if he'd been hit by a linebacker or a bull
 
2014-08-07 09:25:55 AM  
That was extremely entertaining.  How I would have loved to see it live.
 
2014-08-07 09:45:23 AM  
That was quite the tackle...and it was cool that they had a good laugh about it after he recovered.
 
2014-08-07 10:27:19 AM  
She then proceeded to rope him, hogtie him, and try to ride him for eight seconds while he bucked her.
 
2014-08-07 10:42:46 AM  
He had that coming.  Good for her.
 
2014-08-07 11:05:15 AM  
Full Contact musical chairs.  Coming this fall on ESPN 3.
 
2014-08-07 11:06:16 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Full Contact musical chairs.  Coming this fall on ESPN 3.


better than spelling bee or poker
 
2014-08-07 11:06:57 AM  

brap: She then proceeded to rope him, hogtie him, and try to ride him for eight seconds while he bucked her.


go on....
 
2014-08-07 11:09:59 AM  
How is that not assault?
 
2014-08-07 11:12:11 AM  

Rhypskallion: How is that not assault?


Because it didn't happen in the Nanny State that is DC.
 
2014-08-07 11:14:31 AM  

Relatively Obscure: He had that coming.  Good for her.


Bullshiat, she was playing cheaply. She had stopped infront of chairs and was sticking right to the guy in front of her. She had it coming too.
 
2014-08-07 11:14:42 AM  
That reminds me of prom night...
 
2014-08-07 11:17:45 AM  
sp.yimg.com
 
2014-08-07 11:22:28 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Full Contact musical chairs.  Coming this fall on ESPN 3 8. The Ocho!

 
2014-08-07 11:23:18 AM  

Publikwerks: Relatively Obscure: He had that coming.  Good for her.

Bullshiat, she was playing cheaply. She had stopped infront of chairs and was sticking right to the guy in front of her. She had it coming too.


I watched again, but I'm not seeing it.  The only time I saw her stop was when the announcer guy said 'stop', and she flinched a couple of times when he shouted 'GET READY!'
I'm guessing because they're all drunk.  I'm guessing they're all drunk because they're playing adult musical chairs.
 
2014-08-07 11:23:27 AM  
Good form on that. She's well-coached. Head up, drive the shoulder, follow-through.

She was looking at what she hit, and she wrapped up with both arms. Better fundamentals than some modern NFL players.
 
2014-08-07 11:28:56 AM  
People over 5 years old should not play musical chairs.

Unless they're drunk...at a rodeo.
 
2014-08-07 11:29:32 AM  
That's no way to treat her brother. Uncle Daddy is gonna be pissed.
 
2014-08-07 12:20:14 PM  
Well, that was kind of expected when I saw the chairs they were using. Those things break if you look at them sideways. Also, having all of the chairs point one direction is silly, and having them all just grab a chair and yank it away from the pile defeats the entire purpose of the game, which is to scramble for a seat, not to yank the seat to you. Get it together, people.
 
2014-08-07 12:28:48 PM  
Sitting on a chair that isn't there can lead to quite an injury
 
2014-08-07 12:35:19 PM  
No, Adult Musical Chairs is serious business.
 
2014-08-07 12:42:21 PM  
Biatches be trippin
 
2014-08-07 01:56:02 PM  
If this had been college musical chairs he'd only need one leg down to establish possession and a sit. But this is the pros, all 4 legs down, and he needs to complete the process of the sit. Sadly they got rid of the force out rule.
 
2014-08-07 02:07:53 PM  

IAmRight: Well, that was kind of expected when I saw the chairs they were using. Those things break if you look at them sideways. Also, having all of the chairs point one direction is silly, and having them all just grab a chair and yank it away from the pile defeats the entire purpose of the game, which is to scramble for a seat, not to yank the seat to you. Get it together, people.


I'd accuse you of overthinking this, but I came to the exact conclusion. Having the chairs facing like that causes a major skew to unfairness. They should all have their backs form a circle.

That being said, getting it yanked from under her ass gave her the right to spear him and it was a fantastic tackle. Good form.
 
2014-08-07 02:23:39 PM  
What a pussy!
 
2014-08-07 02:40:41 PM  
That was a hell of a hit.
 
2014-08-07 02:55:16 PM  
teresa tate, rodeo linebacker, says; "the pain train is coming!"
 
2014-08-07 04:03:38 PM  

gfid: People over 5 years old should not play musical chairs.

 
2014-08-07 04:44:09 PM  

Relatively Obscure: He had that coming.  Good for her.


Im with you. He pulled a dick move and she retaliated properly
 
2014-08-07 05:10:46 PM  

mikaloyd: Relatively Obscure: He had that coming.  Good for her.

Im with you. He pulled a dick move and she retaliated properly


i'm not so sure.  it's not like he stole her ice cream...
 
2014-08-07 05:29:24 PM  

A Fark Handle: mikaloyd: Relatively Obscure: He had that coming.  Good for her.

Im with you. He pulled a dick move and she retaliated properly

i'm not so sure.  it's not like he stole her ice cream...


what if the prize for winning was a whole chocolate cake? I think she could have done more.
 
2014-08-08 07:24:15 AM  

gfid: People over 5 years old should not play musical chairs.

Unless they're drunk...at a rodeo.


Is there any other way to be at a rodeo?
 
2014-08-08 07:50:40 AM  
I got my laughs for the day. Nice find.
 
2014-08-08 12:52:04 PM  
i'd hit it.
 
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