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(Stuff.co.nz)   "I am suffering from the constant banging of a bed on the wall at all hours as my upstairs neighbors have sex. How do I tackle this problem? Ask my neighbor to their face, or leave a note?"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 24
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2014-08-07 08:15:54 AM  
Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?
 
2014-08-07 08:44:38 AM  

real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?


And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.
 
2014-08-07 08:54:01 AM  

Diogenes: real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?

And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.


No.... only if you put the hole in the ceiling.
 
2014-08-07 08:58:57 AM  

real_headhoncho: Diogenes: real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?

And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.

No.... only if you put the hole in the ceiling.


Yeah, everybody knows that it's cats for ceilings, dogs for wall holes
 
2014-08-07 08:59:38 AM  
blog.seattlepi.com
 
2014-08-07 09:00:21 AM  
cl.jroo.me
 
2014-08-07 09:02:38 AM  
This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

/your 90's flashback
 
2014-08-07 09:04:48 AM  
Leave a note.
"Every time you have noisy sex, I masturbate while imagining myself as your third. Just FYI. Enjoy your sex, and try not to think about my hands running all over your body, my hot breath on the back of your neck, my lips brushing your ear as I whisper your name." Signed, The Fat Hairy Guy in Apartment 2A.
 
2014-08-07 09:15:48 AM  
The standard procedure is to change your WiFi name.
 
2014-08-07 09:16:16 AM  

Langston: real_headhoncho: Diogenes: real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?

And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.

No.... only if you put the hole in the ceiling.

Yeah, everybody knows that it's cats for ceilings, dogs for wall holes


I stand corrected.  You'd think I'd know better hanging out here as much as I do.
 
2014-08-07 09:20:06 AM  
and the correct answer is..... improve your finnacial situation until you no longer require living in an apartment
 
2014-08-07 09:53:12 AM  

Son of Thunder: Leave a note.
"Every time you have noisy sex, I masturbate while imagining myself as your third. Just FYI. Enjoy your sex, and try not to think about my hands running all over your body, my hot breath on the back of your neck, my lips brushing your ear as I whisper your name." Signed, The Fat Hairy Guy in Apartment 2A.


LMAO....you truly are an evil genius.
 
2014-08-07 10:25:04 AM  
Every time the banging starts, play the Benny Hill theme song as loud as you can, with speakers pointed at the ceiling for as long as it takes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
 
2014-08-07 10:33:31 AM  
Just suggest they move their bed away from the wall. They'll get the point.
 
2014-08-07 10:51:16 AM  
you could always try to beat them at their own game
 
2014-08-07 11:22:02 AM  
Record audio and/or video of said thumping, post it on youtube as unlisted.  Leave a note on their door with link to said audio/video, threaten to make it public if they keep it up.

That way, they get to know just how loud and annoying it is from your perspective, AND they get threatened just in case they dont care!
 
2014-08-07 01:15:47 PM  

moeburn: Record audio and/or video of said thumping, post it on youtube as unlisted.  Leave a note on their door with link to said audio/video, threaten to make it public if they keep it up.

That way, they get to know just how loud and annoying it is from your perspective, AND they get threatened just in case they dont care!


Me: "I live next to porn stars!"
Friend: "woah! That's pretty sweet"
Me: "Yeah, they're going to be pissed when they find out"
 
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2014-08-07 04:44:07 PM  
Go upstairs & suggest that, since you have to hear the noises, you'd like to join in.
 
2014-08-07 08:02:29 PM  
static2.stuff.co.nz
Well if this picture is to be believed, all you have to do is call her middle school and let them know where she's been.
 
2014-08-07 10:04:10 PM  
Just be an adult, say "Hey, maybe move the bed away from the wall"?

I had a similar problem with an upstairs neighbor.  One night he was having sex with his windows open (and his girlfriend at the time was a bit.... loud), then there was a BOOM as his bed broke, there was a moment of silence, then they continued, but the bed was really, REALLY squeaky after that.

I thought he'd fix it, but he didn't right away.  Finally, middle of the day, he and his girlfriend are on the bed again, I have guests over, and I finally when I manage to catch him on the stairwell just asked "Hey, your downstairs neighbor here.  Um, could you maybe fix your bed?"  All he said in response was "Enough said", and the problem was fixed.
 
2014-08-08 12:32:58 AM  

Diogenes: Langston: real_headhoncho: Diogenes: real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?

And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.

No.... only if you put the hole in the ceiling.

Yeah, everybody knows that it's cats for ceilings, dogs for wall holes

I stand corrected.  You'd think I'd know better hanging out here as much as I do.


We all have off days.
 
2014-08-08 12:46:48 PM  
When inquiring if you can join a couple in their sexual activities, it is preferable to ask them face to face.  WA not would serve as a good introduction to your request but it feels impersonal and might negatively affect your chances of participation.  Just knock on their door one evening, let them know that you heard their passionate love making and were duly impressed and ask if they'd entertain the thought of a third party.

Be prepared with references in case they are needed.
 
2014-08-08 12:47:45 PM  

BadAdviceGuy: WA not


'A note' was what this mess was supposed to read.
 
2014-08-08 03:42:08 PM  

Langston: real_headhoncho: Diogenes: real_headhoncho: Drill a hole in the wall, set up a camera, record them, then post it on the Internet.

/jeeze... do I have to point out the obvious to everyone today?

And when you're done filming, stick a cat in the hole.

No.... only if you put the hole in the ceiling.

Yeah, everybody knows that it's cats for ceilings, dogs for wall holes


O RLY?
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